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“I got straight A’s this semester. Well, and I gotta pee.”
“What?”
“I gotta pee. You gotta pee too.”
“All I want for Christmas is a boy on top of me.”
“Grandma, you need to know this stuff! Otherwise you’ll get roofied!”
“Well, it sounds exciting! I’d rather get roofied than… I don’t know, doofied.”
“This is a cute naked girl. She looks like you.”
“Yeah, Mom, isn’t it a nice Christmas card?”
“Didn’t your friends send you naked girls for your birthday, too?”
“… Yeah.”
“Honey, are you bisexual?”
“Mom!”
“How about that sultry duet with the dark-voiced date rapist trying to convince his sloshed female companion to stay in because it’s cold outside?”
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