Having not watched the VMAs this year, I suggested doing a “Good, Bad and Ugly” post for this week’s Hot or Hot Mess. Upon looking over the pictures from the event, I have not found a single outfit that I really, really like. Not one. So instead of applauding outfits that I would only class as okay, I have decided that today we are going to examine the whole hot mess that was fashion at the VMAs this year. It’s a circus of bland, boring and trying-far-too-hard. Okay, Beyonce looked nice but not wow. Selena Gomez’ dress was…interesting and Adele looked… alright. And I’m ashamed to say I actually liked Rebecca Black’s outfit (once I’d gotten over the fact that Rebecca Black, Rebecca Black! was at the VMAs)  But hey, bad outfits are much more fun. Here are some of the… let’s go with most noteble outfits from the VMAs…

Let’s start, because we have to, with Lady Gaga. I’ve gotta say, I’m impressed. After the meat dress, it’s always going to be hard to trump something so incredibly fascinating and gross at the same time. So she decided to go for cross dressing. And was surprisingly convincing. Gaga spent the evening as her alter-ego, Jo Calderone, in Brooks Brothers pants, a white shirt, Dior Homme jacket and short black wig.  Not gonna lie, as weird as this is, I kinda like it.

Next up, Nicki Minaj. What the heck is this? Did she fall into a toy store covered in super glue? While operating on a cartoon character? I don’t even know where to start with this. Let’s move on…

Katy Perry wore a whole trunk-full of strange outfits for the VMAs this year. There was the geisha-style blue dress, complete with parasol, the odd, high-necked partially-sheer purple dress, the school-teacher-esque skirt and blouse combo (made less formal by a big cube hat…) and finally the sparkly mini dress (the only outfit I vaguely liked).  I don’t know about you, but this Gaga-Minaj-Perry weird-outfit-competitiveness thing is just getting old now. I would say Gaga wins out of the three though, for originality.

Other outfits that just don’t quite hit the spot include Justin Beiber’s snake-leopard-glasses-red jeans combo (which I both hate and like at the same time, a feeling I believe is probably synonymous with Beibz himself) and Britney’s Moschino combo. I kinda like the dress itself, and her hair looked amazing. But the belt and boots just made it look a little… trashy. And black is just a bit blah. I would have liked to have seen something more exciting from the Princess of Pop.

So, which were your favourite hot messes from the VMAs?

Is it just me or does it just feel wrong when Kanye smiles?

Let’s be serious, this year’s VMA’s were quite lackluster. And not just because I didn’t report on the red carpet this year. I expected to tune in for the lolz, dramz and maybe a few interruptions or two. All I got was into a freaking Delorean and rocketed back to 1999 where I saw the likes of Usher, Eminem and Linkin Park performing with lasers everywhere, a la J.Lo’s “Waiting for Tonight” music video. Oh, those 5th grade memories.

Somehow, between two hours of commercials and a mediocre-at-best pre-show episode of Jersey Shore (which I’m also recapping in this post, because I believe in synergy and cohesion… as does MTV), MTV managed to make a lovely Lady Gaga hour for everyone. And Cher was there too. And some chick that looked like a low-budget version of Pink. Seriously, who was that? What a waste. I should’ve watched Entourage. Thank God for DVR. However, there were a few highlights in last night’s show, so let’s review: the highs and the lows.

10. DeadMau5
As I expressed in the liveblog, I’m very concerned for DeadMau5. Can he breathe in that hat thing? What about his neck snapping? Is he really just Samantha Ronson in a mouse hat? I guess the special effects looked cool and it’s true, I really just couldn’t stop the fistpump all night.

9. Nikki Minaj’s Booty
It’s big, people. And possibly the biggest star of the show.

8. Justin Bieber
Seriously, could he be more perfect? All I want to do is have him narrate my life to me in his beautiful singing voice all day. Except, what was with the little kids in the performance? Were they solely there to make him look slightly older than the tender age of 16? I also worry about him hitting puberty. Will he grow ugly like the youngest brother on Home Improvement or, worse, will his voice change? I do have to give the boy props, though; homeboy did beat that beat on the drums. Word.

7. Chelsea Handler’s Hosting
Let’s face it, she was bombed. Grenaded, if you will. She is much funnier on her own show and clearly was a bit nervous (on top of being high as a kite. Her words, not mine). The in-between sketches didn’t rock and only about three of her lines were hits. However, I did appreciate her getting up in that hot tub with the J.Shore cast.

6. Lady Gaga’s Meat Market
Was she really wearing an uncooked filet mignon on her head?

5. Linkin Park
I had no idea this band was even still around, nor did I care. The fact that they were the second to last performance was embarrassing. Clean it up, MTV.

4. LocaLohan
Seems Lindsay Lohan isn’t even good at acting when she’s playing herself.

3. Jersey Shore
Jersey Shore, how do I love thee? Let me count the ways. I’m very glad that MTV is milking this show for all that it’s worth and we got a lovely sneak peek during the VMAs of the new cast member, helloooo cig voice. On top of all that, there was some mention/shot of Jersey Shore cast members approximately every 10 mintues of the VMAs. Not to mention, we were graced with an extra-special episode of the Jersey Shore at 7:00 that frankly doesn’t even warrant a full post.

Here were the highlights:

• Vinny got ditched by a club dancer (single tear) and wasted a perfectly good haircut and bouquet on her, even though he pathetically begged her for a date. You can do better, Vin.
• Angelina is playing Jose, and still remains unattractive and annoying.
• The Situation got owned… and it kinda ruled.
• Sammi sucks.
• Ronnie sucks.
• Not enough JWoww and Snooki.

Good enough? Expect a more cohesive recap on Friday morning regarding this Thursday’s upcoming episode.

2. Taylor Swift’s Tearjerker
What a miserable, miserable performance. Did anyone notice she was barefoot the whole time? I am so sick of this girl and our recap put it best saying, “I was really hoping this new song would be called ‘Thank you for making my career, Kanye West.’” Instead, we got some victim-playing boo-hoo crybaby nonsense that wasn’t interrupted. With red lipstick. Wah wah wah wah. Boring.

1. Aziz Ansari and Kanye West
The only things that saved the show was Aziz’s brilliant, hysterical introduction of Mr. West (welcome back to the throne) and Kanye’s Grade A performance (in that sick suit). The downside? No duet with Ms. Swift. Oh no, we all know that she is far too “classy” to perform with him. Let’s have a toast for the douchebags. I think we all know who came out on top.

Kanye apologized to Tay Tay via Twitter.
Eminem rose from the ashes.
Beyonce had 1,453 new hits.
Gaga wore a lot of…er…interesting ensembles.
And Vinny got stood up. Awww.

And with that, it’s time for the 2010 VMAs. We’ll be updating all the LOLs, dramz, acceptance speeches and memorable performances as they happen. Share your thoughts and updates in the comments section below OR Tweet us (@CollegeCandy) and we’ll share it all right here.

Now bring on Chelsea Handler!

9:02 pm: Welcome back, Eminem. And might I say: you’re looking as delicious as ever. And that’s not the wine talking.

9:04 pm: OK, not sure what dress-up box Rihanna got her outfit from, but it’s OK. I like the way it hurts. And this duet is pretty killer.

9:05 pm: Lindsay Lohan is way less entertaining sober. Just sayin’.

9:08 pm: Is Chelsea wearing a bump-it?

9:10 pm: Chelsea’s “The Situation” joke was funny, but homegirl needs a drink. She’s so nervous/awk. Not to worry – I’ll have three for her. That should make this better.

9:13 pm: “It’s time to address the big, black elephant in the room….where’s Kanye?” AMAZING.

9:14 pm: I take it back – Chelsea. is. hammered.

9:15 pm: THANK GOD GAGA WON.  I swear, if Taylor took this award I was prepared to drown myself in this bowl of pudding.

From CollegeCandy’s Senior Editor via Twitter: @collegecandy: ummm is there going to be an LFO tribute?

9:24 pm: Is it weird that I really (REALLY) wanna see Jackass 3d?

9:27 pm: And the award for WEIRDEST GROUP OF PEOPLE EVER TO BE ON ONE STAGE GOES TO: The Jackass Guys and 30 Seconds to Mars.

9:29 pm: Strangely turned on by Justin Bieber….. I hope Chris Hansen isn’t reading this.

9:31 pm: Do you think the Jonas Brothers are sitting at home mourning the loss of their youth/fans in a bowl of Ben & Jerry’s?

9:33 pm: Speaking of Ben and Jerry’s….BRB.

9:38 pm: USHERRRRR. Must. stop. drooling on my keyboard. It’s a good thing he looks so good….maybe no one will notice the fact that he’s not even TRYING to mouth the words to the song.

9:42 pm: I’ve always dreamed of seeing Usher sweat. I just thought it would be in my bed and not on a national award show. Sigh.

9:44 pm: And with that, we’ve got the first camel toe of the night. Thank you, Nickie Minaj.

9:45 pm: YAY EMINEM! DETROIT REPRESENT!

9:47 pm: Dead Mau5 makes me feel stoned without the munchies. I think I like it.

9:55 pm: OMG Florence and the Machine. Best performance of the night so far? Fo sho. The only way that could have been any better is if Cee Lo joined her for some super duet.

10:04 pm: Is Cory Monteith wearing a toupee?

10:05 pm: Gaga wins again. And puts on another spiky head-dress. I wouldn’t be surprised if she was wearing all her Moonmen on her head by the end of the night.

10:07 pm: COME ON, KANYE! LET’S DUET!!!

10:09 pm: OK, I’m bored, Tay Tay. I was really hoping this new song would be called “Thank you for making my career, Kanye West.”

From CollegeCandy writer, Melanie – Northeastern via AIM: I’m really worried about deadmau5… Do you think he can breathe in there? he may be Sam ronson in disguise.

10:23 pm: Mmmm Drake. Come to MAMA. Can MTV please stop panning over to Mary? Girlfriend is gorge and talented, but really? MORE DRAKE.

10:33 pm: How do you think Ronnie, Sammi and Angelina feel about getting the shaft from the hot tub? And first Vinny gets stood up and now he’s not invited to the hot tub party? WTF?!

10:35 pm: What the f**k did Sofia Vergara just say?

Sidenote: To Taco Bell and Rhapsody – THESE ADS AREN’T WORKING.

10:42 pm: I didn’t realize Neyo was the same height as Chuy….

10:44 pm: Do you think Hayley Williams’ carpet matches the drapes?

10:52 pm: If Kanye doesn’t come out and do something stupid in 4 minutes, I’m going to bed. Angry.

10:54 pm: GAGA JUST GOT BEAT BY A 4th GRADER?! Either the world is ending or 12-year-old girls with cellphones have more power than I thought.

10:56 pm: Question: Is this Linkin Park thing A) a prank, B) a drunken hallucination, or C) did I somehow travel back in time to 2008?

10:58 pm: Answer: It doesn’t matter. It’s bad. Why so much screaming?!

11:04 pm: Where. Is. Kanye?

11:05 pm: HOLY SH*T! Cher stole my New Year’s outfit.

11:07 pm: Lady Gaga in bacon FTW!

11:13 pm: I’m not sure what is going on in this Kanye performance but I like it. Welcome back, Kanye. We missed you. Well, everyone besides Taylor.

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[CollegeCandy is Live Blogging the VMAs tonight! Come back at 9p.m. ET to watch (and comment) with us right here!]

Can you believe it’s already been a year since Kanyegate the infamous 2009 VMAs? I’m pretty sure people just stopped buzzing about that sh*tshow show, like, last week. Since then, Taylor Swift has won every single award possible, Jay Z retired…then un-retired, and Eminem returned to the music scene. Oh, and Justin Bieber kept on keeping on.

And now, it’s finally time for the 2010 VMAs. Everyone who’s anyone (read: anyone who’s seen an MTV commercial in the past 3 weeks) is buzzing about the big show. I know I’m excited, but I can’t help but wonder: how will we ever top last year’s crazy show?

Our friends at MTV are most definitely trying, with host Chelsea Handler (love her!) and huge performances by Usher (drool), Jason DeRulo (double drool), and Justin Beiber (drool….if I was still 11). There’s no doubt it’s going to be one memorable show.

But even with all that, will it ever live up to the drama from ’09?

Michael Jackson Tribute:
When a show starts with a jaw-dropping tribute to the late King of Pop, how could it not be one for the record books? MJ’s sister Janet kicked off the show with one of the most visually impressive performances I’ve ever seen. Combined with a surprisingly moving (albeit slightly random) tribute speech made by Madonna, this tribute totally proved why the Jackson family established itself as an untouchable force in pop music.

Lady Gaga “Paparazzi”:
No one has ever accused Lady Gaga of being boring, but it wasn’t until last year’s show that we realized how controversial and influential she actually is. Gaga brought her performance staples: chill-inducing vocals, jerky dance steps, and completely bizarre wardrobe choices to the stage. Along with a crew of backup dancers and a whole lotta weird, she acted out a tale of fame, violence, and death. Did it make sense? Not so much. But Gaga certainly managed to make a lasting impression. In blood.

Taylor Swift and Kanye West:
I don’t think I even need to recap this one. All I have to say is, this moment somehow managed to do the impossible: steal Lady Gaga’s thunder. Tay and Kanye had the most undeniably shocking encounter of the night. For Taylor and her ultimate savior Beyonce, this sitch was a perfect opportunity to show America how a true lady reacts to drunken douche: with grace and resilience. And with the kind of year T. Swift has been having, the girl should probably send Kanye an Edible Arrangement, since his faux pas made her career.

So what kind of drama will we see this year? Will Justin Bieber part his hair to the left? Will Eminem get teabagged again? Will Kanye and Tay Tay perform a duet?

With MTV you never know….but I can’t wait to find out.

We’ll see you right here for all the dramz at 9p.m.!

How could you not be with Chelsea Handler hosting?!

What’s life gonna be like when we’re 40?

20-somethings are the new adolescents.

Oh god, please don’t let this be true!

These 10 TV characters sure know how to dress.

Leaked pictures from the new Harry Potter movie!

Lykke Li hearts CollegeCandy. And we heart Lykke Li.

This has been the weekend of insanely glamorous things going on. From the VIP seats at the Ruffian show to experiencing fashion week, I thought that life couldn’t get anymore glam.

But it could. And it did.

Last night, I was lucky enough to interview celebs on the red carpet for the VMAs! I asked them about the show, their fave videos and advice for college chicas. If you weren’t following my live Tweets on the CollegeCandy Twitter, here is a little bit about my night on the red carpet!

Winners: Pitbull might’ve been the coolest guy, ever. Seriously, dude, take me to the hotel room any time. Akon, Jay Sean, Kevin Rudolf and Sean Kingston were also incredibly sweet. Rappers love me, what can I say?

Kid Sister was amazing and her nails were beyond fabulous. Look for this girl to blow up soon. Lots of love to Amerie of “One Thing” fame: down-to-earth and adorable. Lykke Li was phenomenal and the celeb I was the most starstruck by, even though she’s kind of unknown right now. Helloooo, girl crush.

Holly Montag and Stacie “The Bartender” from The Hills were super buddy-buddy, which is interesting considering the major dramz from last season. Not surprising, though, those two are not the brightest bulbs in the tanning salon.  But it’s okay -  Holly told me she “minored in drinking,” which CollegeCandy totes magotes approves of. Unless all that drinking turned her into the girl she is today, in which case I’m staying sober from here on out.

Jimmy Fallon talked to me when I basically verbally assaulted him with the fact that I go to school in Boston. He told me I looked great. We’re basically married now, right? He was perfect and talked to every possible reporter that he could. What a gem!

Oh, and Cobra Starship tried to eat my sign.
Which was not made of real candy.

Losers: Anjulie wouldn’t give me an interview. And I quote, “No, I don’t know you, but once I do, I will.” It’s okay, though – no one knows who you are either. She also was giving reporters a hard time if they hadn’t seen her video. RUDE! Also straight out of the douchebag factory? Cast of Real World: Cancun. Really? Why? Just, why?

Other points of interest: Kanye and his freaky-deaky girlfriend straight up swigging from a bottle of Hennessy on the carpet. Classy. Could explain his later outburst at Tay-Tay (who looked gorgeous, sparkly and all kinds of shiny).

Perez whored it up a bit in yellow gloves and boots, but who even wants to talk to him!? Also spotted embracing Lady GaGa. Not impressed by either of them. Was impressed by Jack Black’s fake muscles and standard ridiculous red carpet antics, though.

Blew by almost every press person: Lauren Conrad (really?!), Leighton Meester, Pink, Chase Crawford (sadface), Adam Brody (but he did turn around and wave for me!), J.Lo, Gerard Butler, Jackson Fam and Gaga.

No shows on the carpet: R.Patz & K.Stew, Eminem, Madonna, Jay-Z, Beyonce and Megan Fox.

And now for the highlights:

TREMENDOUS thank you to Meredith editing the video and making my shaky flipcam filming look fantabulous. Meredith is a freshman at Boston University studying film. She hearts yorkies, Jack Nicholson movies and the Beatles. Oh, and she just so happens to be the best little sister in the universe. Love.

Police find body, suspect it is Annie Le.

Hey. Kanye said sorry, people!

That means “having sex.”

Lil Wayne’s a dad…again.

Eat your way to beauty!

Need some workout inspiration? See what a year can do.

Russell Brand.
A Michael Jackson tribute.
Taylor Swift, Beyonce, and Pitbull performances.
Moon men.
Red carpet fashion you’d only see on MTV.

The VMAs are always the best show of the year, and tonight will definitely be no different. We’ve been waiting for weeks and now we’re ready with a bowl of cookie dough in one hand and a MacBook in the other to catch every. last. minute.

Tweet your thoughts to @CollegeCandy and we’ll include them here!

And here we go….

8:00: WTF is Lady Gaga wearing? The woman can’t even move!

8:01: Ashley Greene is the star of the pre-show. Looks like all I need is a saucy sex tape and I could be the queen of MTV.

8:06: Shakira’s on the red carpet and she looks totally different. Maybe it’s the straight hair? Her breasts, however, are still small and humble.

8:07: Commercial break. And it’s MTV, so this will probably be 10 minutes long. Enough time to get some Diet Coke/have a mini Michael Jackson dance party in my room? Let’s find out.

8:11: And we’re back. Who’s that on the fire truck? Hot firemen? Check! Oh yeah…and Pink. Lookin’ good, woman. But are you wearing Shakira’s dress?

8:13: Lady Gaga is a freak. Yeah a said it. All those feathers? That mask? Kermit as her date?  I swear she’ll do ANYTHING to prevent people from seeing what she really looks like…

8:17: OH MY GODDDD!! TAYLOR LAUTNER. He’s almost 18, right? I mean, I can drool over him and not end up talking to Chris Hansen, right?? P.S. This Ashley girl is the worst red carpet correspondent, ever. Can we get a little Giuliana Rancic up in here?

8:19: Buzz Aldrin? Who let the old guy in? And why can’t he read? We sent this man to the moon, for god’s sake!

8:25: Taylor Swift arrives in a horse drawn carriage. Obvi. And OMG her dress is ridic. Beautiful. Sparkly.  I want to be this girl. Or raid her closet.

8:28: My dog is curled up on my feet. Asleep. Clearly she isn’t as excited about this show as I am.

8:30: I could be Justin Beiber’s mom. If I had a kid when I was 11, of course. And someone should let Diddy’s date know that I can almost see her nips. One fast move and we’ll have a Janet Jackson moment on our hands.

8:33: Ok, why did they stop to talk to baby Beiber and only FLASH QUICKLY PAST CHASE CRAWFORD?! He’s the one we all wanna see. Naked. I mean…

8:36: Kristin Cavillari: Great makeup, great dress, greasy/flat hair. Maybe she should stop smooching with John Mayer and get herself into the shower.

8:39: Faaaaame.  Anyone else as excited to see this as me?

8:46: Can we stop talking to randos and just get out to the red carpet to show us everyone coming in? I don’t care what this random former ANTM contestant has to say or what this crazy Twitter girl is seeing in the Twitterverse.

8:51: Well, hey there, J-Lo. Are you using drugs? All that moving and swaying is making me trip out.

8:55: Now, I’m completely straight, but I can’t stop looking at Beyonce’s boobs. She looks like a freaking Barbie doll. Does this woman ever look bad!?!

8:59: Worst. red carpet show. ever. How boring!? Let’s just hope the main event is way, WAY better. Let’s get this show on the road!

9:03: Madonna may be a great performer, but no matter how great this story is about her and Michael Jackson, she’s not so good at telling it…

9:07: I’m bored, Madonna. Let’s start the performances already!

9:11: None of these people can dance like MJ. It’s a shame to have other people try and mimic that man.

9:13: Katy Perry singing Queen while accompanied by the Aerosmith guitarist? WTF is going on here?!

9:20: Did Russell Brand just say he wanted to make Gaga’s nubbin hard and hang his hat on it? Wow. Awful mental images. Wow wow wow. Vomit. Barf. Ew.

9:24: TAYLOR SWIFT BEAT BEYONCE!? I get that she’s adorable and great, but how does THAT video beat Single Ladies?! Do you know any dance moves from Taylor Swift? I don’t think so! But how many times have you done the Beyonce dance?!

Uh. Apparently Kanye agreed. WTF?! Has there been a year yet where he didn’t get up and say something incredibly stupid? Enough, Kanye. Oh and PS: your hair looks ridiculous.

9:30: Ok, I got some cake. And I’ve calmed down. Maybe Kanye would like some?

9:33: Does Russell Brand have a perm?

9:36: Green Day beats Coldplay. Clearly the MTV voting audience doesn’t recall ANY song that didn’t come out in the last month!

9:38: I wonder if Taylor Swift is enjoying the scent of urine in the NYC subway. Or if Kanye is gonna come out and knock her off the top of that cab.

9:48: Here comes GAGA! Looking like a freak, as always. What is this look? Madonna/Like a Virgin meets the Easter Bunny??

9:51: OMG. Why does it look like she just got her period!?

10:00: I will not comment on Lady Gaga’s latest outfit. I will not do it. (But if I were planning on it, I might liken this latest look to a dirty tampon.) That is all.

10:03: Kristin Cavillari and Nelly Furtado announce best pop vid. Figured Kristin can’t pronounce anything in Spanish. The girl can barely speak English.

10:04: Hey, Megan Fox: GET YOUR HANDS OFF ADAM BRODY. He’s mine, bitch.

10:10: Green Day may still be old, but those guys definitely know how to rock. The hairstyles could use a little help, though.

10:15: Falling. Asleep. Too much partying this weekend. Must stay awake for Beyonce. Drooling. Snore. So torn.

10:16: Oh lord. New Moon trailer. Girls around the world are wetting themselves. But I’m just fighting to care.

10:19: Chase Crawford. Now that’s a man I can get behind. Or under. Or on top of. Drool.

10:20: OMG. If I had moves like Beyonce (or her hair/body/voice/wardrobe), I most definitely would not be single right now.

10:22: I could never be one of the dancers in this video. My bikini line is just not clean enough for all these crotch flashes.

10:25: Beyonce just killed it. THIS is what the VMAs are supposed to be about.

And with that, I’m signing out. I’ve seen what I wanted to see and a whole lot of what I didn’t (like Gaga’s crotch up close and personal). Leave your comments below and we’ll discuss it all in the A.M.

Good night, CollegeCandies!

Tonight, tonight, won’t be just any night.

It’s time for the 25^th annual Video Music Awards, MTV’s biggest event of the year.

Yes, even bigger than the premier of Real World/Road Rules Challenge #426.

From Janet Jackson opening with a tribute to Michael to host Russell Brand’s hilariously offensive quips to performances by Taylor Swift, Green Day, and Lady Gaga, this show promises to be seriously entertaining. And College Candy will be liveblogging every step of the way.

From the red carpet (CollegeCandy will be there!) to the show (the rest of the CollegeCandy staff will be sitting at home, in their PJs, eating takeout Chinese food and watching it live!) we’ll cover it all.

Watch with us.

We’ll kick it off at 8 pm EST with the VMA pre-show and won’t stop until the last Moonman has been awarded. Unless we have to pee/get a snack, but we’ll wait until a commercial break so we won’t miss a thing.

So put on your PJs, grab your laptop and gorge yourself on the biggest musical acts of the year. It’s sure to be a great show… especially if something like this happens again.

Damn, girl. She’s lookin’ fiiiine.

And this is why you should never let your bf see a stripper.

Gwen Stefani’s had 2 kids?!

Rihanna doesn’t need a restraining order.

Everyone hates Jon and Kate.

Who’s nominated for a VMA?