I am 90s obsessed. To kind of a ridiculous extent. Don’t ask me why, because I can’t even really explain it. But it’s one of my goals to make other people appreciate the 90s just as much as I do. And what better way to do that than show you the best of one of my favorite 90s acts: Salt-N-Pepa. They got started in the 80s of course, so they’ve got all that awesomeness going on, too. But I remember them mostly as they were during my childhood in the 90s. I love their videos, and you should, too. Lyrics: yes. Dancing: yes. Outfits: yes. Girl power: yes. You’ll see what I mean.

And then this happened…

Garnet is a student at Columbia University in New York City. She is “that person” who starts dancing at a party when everyone else is standing around, and if there were a Facebook stalking Olympics, she would be a gold medalist. She also loves cheesy 90s music, and almost died of happiness when Vanilla Ice retweeted her. Once. Follow her on Twitter @garnethenderson.

No, there is not actually a video of skeletons having sex on a tin roof. That’s not even possible. Get your minds out of the gutter! But now, thanks to this song, you can find out what it would sound like. And thanks to the music video, you can find out what it would be like to drop acid.

I’m really not sure what exactly is going on in this video. But I know that it’s awesome. We first discovered it here, where it’s called a “Latvian Dating Video.” Naturally, I just had to find out more about this. So clicked the link to view the video on YouTube (really advanced research), and discovered that it’s actually a music video. The band is called Orphic Oxtra, and they’re from Iceland! Apparently they like leotards, hair flips, soccer ball boots, bright colors, and miniature ponies. Watch their video below, and check them out on Facebook.

Garnet is a student at Columbia University in New York City. She is “that person” who starts dancing at a party when everyone else is standing around, and if there were a Facebook stalking Olympics, she would be a gold medalist. She also loves cheesy 90s music, and almost died of happiness when Vanilla Ice retweeted her. Once. Follow her on Twitter @garnethenderson.

Just when we’re falling madly in love with her latest video “The One That Got Away” (warning: watch only with tissues within reach), Katy Perry informed her managers that after the final leg of her California Dreams world tour, she’s entering a musical hiatus. I feel like my lover is leaving in a few days to study abroad, and he’s just telling me now.

Except that I can’t be too mad, since she’s taking a break from work to start a family with Russell Brand! The New York Post reported:

“Katy Perry is taking time off to work on her family… She informed her managers that after that, she’ll take a year off to spend time with husband Russell Brand and to start a family.”

There’s no word when her break will officially begin, since she has two gigs in Asia lined up in late January. However, it’s safe to say that  she won’t be recording any new material for while. The best we can hope for is a performance of her latest single at the Grammy’s…is that so much to ask?

Maybe. But seriously, her newest video with Diego Luna is a tearjerker. I be watching it over and over again until she’s back. This one and Last Friday Night, of course.

Friday=pay day for most people. We’re gettin’ paper! Friday is also the day to go out and have an awesome time at a club/bar/wherever with all of your hard-earned “paper.” That’s why Chris Brown’s Look at Me Now is an awesome Friday song.  I’m sure that this song has an amazing video with a lot of Chris Brown dance moves, but I like this video better. Check out this literally interpreted video made in MS Paint of Look at Me Now.

[Disclaimer: We realize this video isn't exactly new, but it's new to us and if you heard the WTFs rippling through our office, you'd understand why we just had to share it.]

I don’t know what’s worse about this video – the fact that Kiely Williams is a former Disney Cheetah Girl, the lyrics (“Last I remember I was face down, ass up, clothes off….”), the booty dancing on a random brick wall, or the naked dude’s butt just hanging out while she does her thing. It’s bad. Awful. Probably the worse thing I’ve seen since Britney’s “Gimme More” performance at the VMAs. And I’m not the only one who has a problem with it; even our favorite hater Kingsley has something to say.

Sure, we’ve all been there before, but that’s something we tell our friends over coffee in our pajamas on a Sunday morning, not to a beat in a pair of sequin booty shorts.

WTF, Kiely?
Seriously, what. the. eff.?

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Time for roommate confessions… and you thought you had it bad.

Yesterday, Kanye went on the Ellen Degeneres show to debut his video for the song (what ever happened to MTV, people?) and it is…weird. Like, really weird. Like, I think I need to be one some sort of mushroom/trippy drug to understand what is going on, weird.

Not that it makes the song any less awesome. Watch and judge for yourself.

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This can’t be the actual video, right?

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I will never look at Ramen the same way again.

Why are we so addicted to watching rich people on TV?

Want to hate Spencer and Heidi even more? Find out how much money they rake in…for being annoying.

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Everyone hates “Project Runway” this season.

Ugh – I should have been a naval architect.

Looks like I won’t be watching the VMAs after all.