The SAG awards were meh.

But the Red Carpet was pretty fabulous.

Mary Kate and Ashley are terrorized.

Michelle Obama is not happy about her daughters’ dolls.

Don’t get the hangover. Here’s how.

The most awkward red carpet interview….ever.

Is that Patrick Dempsey in a racing uniform? Excuse me while I pass out.

So, stalking your BF online is normal? Thank god.

Tips for college note taking.

Put that spoonful of peanut butter down. Find out the recall facts!

Paris Hilton wants another new BFF?

Life as Paris Hilton’s new BFF looks a lot like being mine. Except replace Belvedere vodka with Popov.

You can have your very own Anne Hathaway for only $12,000!

Best online shopping of 2008.

Britney pisses off PETA.

Tuft students get ready for their annual Naked Quad Run.

Barack Obama is no Keanu Reeves.

Reconnect with your body.

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D.C. dorms becoming major money maker.

Bring on the sparkles this holiday season.

Britney Flickinger and Paris Hilton=BFFAEAEAEAE
Recession: Cure for My Super Sweet 16-ers?
Operation: Humble Kanye West.
Don’t talk sh*t about Elisha Cuthbert; you could lose your job.
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Need a study break? Why not green-ify your dorm room?
So, Mary-Kate is not preggers, but she is still dressing funny.
Michael Phelps on Sports Illustrated.
Turning a player into a boyfriend.
The most popular college majors around.

Hugh Jackman: the real Joe Six Pack?

Taylor Momson is not rexy, she’s just skinny!

Americans have terrible taste in movies.

Sarah Palin confirmed an SNL visit. Watch out, Tina.

McCain is gets a second chance on Letterman.

Cosmo’s hottest men on earth. (Editor’s Note: WHERE IS PIVEN?!)

5 things men buy to overcompensate make us think they are too cool for school.

Where in the world are the Jolie Pitts?

Gossip Girl heads to college.

Pumpkin Picking: the ultimate (celebrity) fall activity.

Paris Hilton lookin’ really good. (I know, I can’t believe it either!)

Mark Wahlberg hates SNL.

Tampons to go!

Shocker: Froot Loops is not good for you!

‘Paris Hilton’s My New BFF‘ premiered last night on MTV and I think I lost some serious brain cells after watching it. …Though I have to admit, it was mildly entertaining.

The things certain people will do to be friends with this hotel heiress are both pathetic and inherently watchable.

In the premiere episode, Paris gave her flying monkeys a head-to-toe makeover. Three of the contestants refused to do it and I was torn between yelling “Paris told you to do it, so DO IT!” and “You go girl! And Boy! Stick your guns!”

In the end, it was between I-refuse-to-change-my-hair Michelle and I-wanna-go-home Kiki. Paris ended up giving Michelle the dreaded TTYN (“talk to you never”) as  Kiki stormed off mumbling “Fake bitches”, leaving the rest of the girls looking rather confused.

Guess people will do anything for their 15 minutes.