Friday Faves: 8 Tried and True Ways to Get Famous Fast
I am sure a little part of all of us wanted to be famous at one point in our lives. A little piece of my heart wants to sing on ‘American Idol,’ design a dress for an Olympian figure skater (kudos, Vera Wang), or get insulted by Kanye West on live television. Whichever way you put it, being famous does not seem that bad…but the getting there is tough.
WTF Friday: Octomom Sells Out
I don’t even know what to say about this. I mean, it’s just too easy.

8 Tried and True Ways to Get Famous Fast
I am sure a little part of all of us wanted to be famous at one point in our lives. A little piece of my heart wants to sing on American Idol, design a dress for an Olympian figure skater (kudos, Vera Wang), or get insulted by Kanye West on live television. Whichever way you put it, being famous does not seem that bad…but the getting there is tough.
Candy Dish: Balloon Boy’s Parents Are Effed
• Balloon boy’s parents are effed.
• Take that 2008 wardrobe and make it 2009.
• Octomom’s got her eyes on Jon Gosselin?!
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• Project Runway fails on Lifetime.
• Check out Lady Gaga’s latest.
The Top 10 Celebrities Who Should NOT Be Famous
As far as I can tell, there are three main types of celebrities that the world fawns over. Type 1:“The Talented Celebrity.” Think models who have shown up on the cover of Italian Vogue, actors like Brad Pitt who have starred in everything from comedy to drama, and music moguls who come out with one hit after another (think Madonna)…
Candy Dish: Dick Cheney Loves Gay Marriage!
• He probably didn’t mean to say it, but he did!
• 12 cheap tips for impulse shopping.
• Jennifer Love Hewitt hands out an ultimatum.
• Creepiest landlord ever.
• It’s Octomom vs. Kate Gosselin. Buuuurn.
• Speaking of Kate…why is her belly button so high up?
Candy Dish: Dina Lohan’s the Best Mom Ever
• Seriously, just ask her!
• 13 celebs who swore to remain virgins.
• Sneak peek at Nine West’s fall collection.
• No more babies for Octomom.
• What are the most popular baby names?
• 11 things you never knew you needed in college.

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Candy Dish: Why Wasn’t I Invited to the Tea Party?
• Obama’s not down with the tea parties.
• Jessica Alba’s butt is a gift.
• OMG. This is someone’s MOTHER?!
• Octo-mom’s a liar. And a reality TV whore.
• Wanna be on Project Runway?!
• Stop with the credit card debt, people.
Candy Dish: So What? Pink Reunites With her Ex.
•Pink benefits from breakup…then gets back together with ex.
•Get to know Kim Kardashian.
•The best remixes of Britney’s Womanizer.
•Your yeast infection just got worse. Ew.
•Octomom sits down for another magazine interview.
• Levi Johnston hits the media circuit.
Candy Dish: Britney Spears Loves Candies
Britney Spears ad for Candies (or airbrushing?!)
Everyone hates Octomom.
Shiny hair in a can.
How to hack a vending machine.
Whitney Port hates her life. Good news; I hate it too.
Candy Dish: Octomom is Nuts
Octomom fires her free nursing service. No biggie; she can handle those 14 kids on her own, right?
Candy Dish: Let’s Toast to St. Pat!
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