Candy Dish: Balloon Boy’s Parents Are Effed

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Balloon boy’s parents are effed.

Take that 2008 wardrobe and make it 2009.

Octomom’s got her eyes on Jon Gosselin?!

Looking for something fun and healthy? Try these activities.

Project Runway fails on Lifetime.

Check out Lady Gaga’s latest.

The Top 10 Celebrities Who Should NOT Be Famous

tequila1As far as I can tell, there are three main types of celebrities that the world fawns over.

Type 1:“The Talented Celebrity.”  Think models who have shown up on the cover of Italian Vogue, actors like Brad Pitt who have starred in everything from comedy to drama, and music moguls who come out with one hit after another (think Madonna).

Type 2: “The Train Wreck- Once Famous, Now in Rehab.”  These are people like Lindsay Lohan and Amy Winehouse, who are no doubt talented, but can’t keep themselves away from the bars and the drugs long enough to earn coveted longevity in Hollywood.

Type 3: “Why the Hell are They Famous?” The people who People Magazine, US Weekly, and Perez Hilton constantly cover, we all read about, and none of us are exactly sure what this person has done to deserve press coverage (think Anna Nicole Smith).  Below is a list of the ten best examples of these non-celebrities – the ones that take over our headlines, but haven’t done much to merit this press coverage.  And if anyone can tell me why we actually care what these people are up to…well, be my guest. Read More »

Candy Dish: Dick Cheney Loves Gay Marriage!

dich-cheney-i-is-smilingHe probably didn’t mean to say it, but he did!

12 cheap tips for impulse shopping.

Jennifer Love Hewitt hands out an ultimatum.

Creepiest landlord ever.

It’s Octomom vs. Kate Gosselin. Buuuurn.

Speaking of Kate…why is her belly button so high up?

Candy Dish: Dina Lohan’s the Best Mom Ever

dina lohanSeriously, just ask her!

13 celebs who swore to remain virgins.

Sneak peek at Nine West’s fall collection.

No more babies for Octomom.

What are the most popular baby names?

11 things you never knew you needed in college.

Candy Dish: Why Wasn’t I Invited to the Tea Party?

tea-partyObama’s not down with the tea parties.

Jessica Alba’s butt is a gift.

OMG. This is someone’s MOTHER?!

Octo-mom’s a liar. And a reality TV whore.

Wanna be on Project Runway?!

Stop with the credit card debt, people.

Candy Dish: So What? Pink Reunites With her Ex.

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Pink benefits from breakup…then gets back together with ex.

Get to know Kim Kardashian.

The best remixes of Britney’s Womanizer.

Your yeast infection just got worse. Ew.

Octomom
sits down for another magazine interview.

Levi Johnston
hits the media circuit.

Candy Dish: Britney Spears Loves Candies

britney_candiesBritney Spears ad for Candies (or airbrushing?!)

Everyone hates Octomom.

Shiny hair in a can.

How to hack a vending machine.

Whitney Port hates her life. Good news; I hate it too.

Bibs are in?

1o popular TV catchphrases of the 90’s.

Topshop NY. Must. Get. To. New York.

Even more reason to hate Perez Hilton.

When it comes to relationships, which is better: passion or comfort?

Candy Dish: Octomom is Nuts

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Nadya Suleman fired her free nanny service.

Even teachers post incriminating photos on Facebook.

Is Twitter to blame for John and Jen’s breakup?

What’s better than gummy bears? Vodka gummy bears!

Nicole Richie designing maternity clothes.

Not-s0-natural natural foods.

Amanda Bynes needs bigger shorts.

We’re too fat to serve our country.

Go bold with scarves.

Whoa there, Cindy Crawford!

Yay! Jack Bauer is coming back.

Candy Dish: Let’s Toast to St. Pat!

guinness.jpgAre you a Guinness girl, or more of a Shamrock Shake-r?

Natasha Richardson injured in a ski accident.

I know what I want for my birthday!

It couldn’t be that hard for Jenna Jameson to deliver twins…

Hands down, the best product ever.

Carson Daly had a baby.

Which birth control is right for you?

Octomom’s new house gets TP’d.

5 awesome Facebook features.

Foods you should never give up for a diet.

Bare Accessories: the perfect accessory.

Amazingly adorable spring dresses for under $70.

Candy Dish: Mandy Moore is All Grown Up!

mandy-moore-picture-6.jpgMandy Moore is married.

Obama wants to help students.

Chris Brown pulls out of Teen Choice Awards.

Lookin’ for a new look? How about 80’s eyes?

Shooting spree in Alabama kills 11.

Annalynne McCord drives as well as she acts.

Spring handbags!

Katie Holmes has lady hair!

Octomom coming to her senses?

5 argument tactics that never work.

Life changing beauty products.