He Said/She Said: What’s Up With Strip Clubs?

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There are few topics in a relationship that cause more controversy than strip clubs. Many of us can’t understand why our man would need to watch some other girl strip it off and shake her ass in his face when he can have our naked ass in his face whenever he wants it (for free, I might add).  And isn’t watching some other girl get naked a form of cheating? He wouldn’t like it if I let some random dude come over and rub his crotch in (or on) my face for $5.

So why do guys do it? And what is the appeal of having some girl rub her boobs on him if he has to stick a few bucks in her panties to do so? I haven’t spent much time in strip clubs, so I turned to someone who does. Frequently. And loves it.

Here is the strip club lowdown from a dude who knows it (very) well. Read More »


In Case You’re Thinking of Redecorating…

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Nothing says classy quite like a comforter featuring a naked, headless chick — or dude.  Obviously, someone thought this was a good use of material and sewing machines, but we can’t quite figure out who in their right freaking mind would purchase it.

But wait — there’s more.


Earth Friend Gen: Naked Bicyclist For Peace

We all love the environment — some of us just love it more than others.

Gennifer Moss is one of those people. Earth Friend Gen (as she likes to go by) routinely rides around her Portland, Oregon town on a bike… naked. Why does she do this? Because she wants to promote peace.

“Peace begins with ourselves, our minds, spirit, hearts and souls,” Moss says, “and our bodies are an integral part of ourselves and I was created in God’s creation and no part of me is obscene.”

I think what she’s doing is great. Combining green living and being naked is the perfect way to get people to pay attention to a good cause. My only question?

How does she protect her vajayjay?


So You Have A Problem With Strip Clubs?

Are you one of those girls with a problem with strip/burlesque clubs? If the answer is YES, please proceed to paragraph number 1 and then read 2. If the answer is NO, please proceed to paragraph number 2.

1. Well, alright. I get it. You have respect for a woman’s body and sexuality, right? Watching men drool over a woman’s body with whom they have no personal, let alone emotional, connection with whatsoever is sickening, right?

Something about the placing of a dollar bill in a thong makes you want to barf. And the idea of your boyfriend/husband/love interest being the guy with the dollar bill is just thoroughly intolerable, right? After all, if you two are involved, he should only think about and see your body sexually, right? He should not be involved with the chauvinist society of strip club going men. That would make him much more like a slime ball than the perfect guy you THINK you’re dating.

But THINK is the key word here, ladies. I beg of you to place yourself in the mindset of the girls who have proceeded directly to paragraph 2. Suspend your opinions at least momentarily if you can. Read More »