What the hell, Shane Sparks?!

The Gosselin’s are officially done. Thank god.

Wanna smell like Beyonce?

Happy Birthday, Brad Pitt. You’re old.

What does Madonna love more than sex?

Did the Enquirer know about Tiger in 2007??

Even though celebrity gossip websites like Perez Hilton and TMZ have become a daily pop-culture bible for some of us, there are always those moments when the internet just will not do. Bringing your laptop to the beach is definitely a no (sand in my precious Mac? Psh, girl, no way), and trying to go online on a plane might get you stuck in a situation like the passengers on Lost (there’s a reason why you need to turn off electronics, after all).

For times like those, magazines are the way to go (plus, who doesn’t like perfume samples and grocery coupons?). But you don’t want to waste your money on just any magazine; you want the one that will give you the most (gossip) bang for your buck.

So which ones are best? I scoured the grocery store check-out aisles for candy bars the top dogs in gossip magazines and here are my rankings: Read More »

Yesterday, Owen Wilson attempted suicide and is in critical condition.

As The National Enquirer reports, he apparently slit his wrists and took pain pills, and his brothers Andrew and Luke are with him at St. John’s Hospital in Santa Monica, CA.

There’s really nothing funny or entertaining to say about this; it’s especially sad because this is the kind of guy you’d never think would do something like this. He’s so funny and always seems so cool and calm….but I guess just like anyone else, ya just never know all the shit that’s hidden underneath the funny.