This week was full of important lessons, realizations, revelations, and interesting facts that I will probably never have to know, but am sure glad I do.

I realized I’m not the only one who gets turned on during a hot and heavy work out sesh; I’ve always wondered what it’s like to pee like man, and now I can; I learned how to do my own bikini wax, properly pluck my eyebrows, and how to really lay one on my crush and know he loved it.

I learned it was National Condom Week (I didn’t even know that existed); women aren’t crazy, men really are jerks; I learned that if I run into my ex, kicking him in his special spot is not the best idea; neither is hooking up with someone your friend’s hooked up with (though that one I kind of already knew).

I was sad to learn that the Prince of Pop is losing his palace; and I learned what drinks I can have that won’t send my calorie count through the roof.

I guess the saying is true, you learn something new everyday.

Remember Michael Jackson? Yeah, the guy behind Thriller, the Free Willy Song and all those weird molestation charges. What ever happened to him?

He went broke, that’s what. And now the bank will be auctioning off over 2,000 of his belongings at his famous estate, Neverland Ranch. Auction items range from his jeweled white glove to the elaborate front gates of the ranch. Since his little amusement park of a house went into foreclosure, the entire property will be auctioned as well as all of Jackson’s belongings inside the house.

This is great news for everyone who has every wanted a piece of super creepy pop culture history! Just imagine what is hidden behind those gates. (Editor’s Note: Besides all the young children.) Here’s a list of things we think will be a part of the MJ auction. Read More »