Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez Is Dead [Candy Dish]
President of Venezuela Hugo Chavez is dead at 58.
Taylor Swift Certain Tina Fey and Amy Poehler Will Burn In Hell [Sugar Binge]
“There’s a special place in hell for women who don’t help other women.”

Woman Is Fired For Having Bastard Child, Baby Daddy Is Hired Instead [Candy Dish]
A 29-year-old woman is suing Christian College because they fired her for having a baby out of “wedlock.” Clearly the school forgot it was 2013 and not feudal England.
Miley Cyrus Changes Hair Color World Poos Pants [Sugar Binge]
Miley added too many shimmery highlights to her hair and now it looks kind of silvery.
Doctors Cured Baby With HIV, Holy Crap [Candy Dish]
Holy crap, for the second time in recorded history a patient has been cured of HIV.
Who Is Jamie Lynn Spears’ Mystery Fiance?
Can’t help but feel weirded out that a 21-year-old is engaged to a thirty-year-old and that he started dating her when she was around seventeen/eighteen.
You’re Doing It Wrong: The Federal Budget, Dennis Rodman and the Harlem Shake [CECS]
I’m counting down the weeks to Spring Break, which means one of two things: either it’s midterms, or I have senioritis. Wait, I think it’s both? Here are the week’s top stories.

Around the Web

Obama Urges Supreme Court To Rule In Favor Of Same-Sex Marriage [Sugar Binge]
The country is going to reach a critical turning point regarding its stance on same-sex marriage. The Supreme Court will decide on March 26 on whether or not California’s Prop 8 (which makes same-sex marriage illegal) is unconstitutional or not.
Congress Passes The Violence Against Women Act [Candy Dish]
Yes! Yes! Yes! You’d think that there was no debate about protecting humans from violence but nah, many opposed the Violence Against Women Act.
Iran Photoshops Michelle Obama’s “Revealing” Oscar Dress??? [Sugar Binge]
What a floozy! At the Oscars Michelle Obama wore a dress that didn’t cover up her sleeves! How dare she? She may as well have shown her ankles!
Another Stupid Racist College Frat Thing Happend, UGH!!!!!
As part of a scavenger hunt during pledge week one fraternity pledge (who is presumably White) sung Dr. Dre’s “Bitches Ain’t Sh!t” in front of group of Black students and took pictures of the Black students’ reactions to him saying the “N-word.”
Lindsay Lohan Rejects Plea Deal, Uh Oh [Candy Dish]
Lindsay Lohan has rejected a plea deal because she thinks that she is innocent. At this point can we really blame her? She hasn’t had to suffer any consequences for her illegal behavior.

Perez Hilton Is A Father? WHAT THE WHAT? [Sugar Binge]
Perez Hilton has a baby boy! (Completely shocking news to the CC editors. That Gossip Guru sure keeps his own life private, ironically.)