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  Steubenville, a New Pope, and the History of Rap [Current Events Cheat Sheet]

  SPRING BRRRRRRREEEEEEAAAAAAAAAK!!!!! Jk, I’m in New York and it’s snowing. But I’ve decided that if I buy cute spring clothes, spring will come. Right? Right. Here are the week’s top stories just in case you missed them on your fabulous tropical vacation.

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  Beyonce Photobombs Haloti Ngata, Is Flawless

  What do you think Beyonce was pondering when she saw Haloti snapping this pic?

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  Women in Combat, Norovirus, and Manti Te’o Songified [Current Events Cheat Sheet]

  Katie Couric pushed Notre Dame linebacker Manti Te’o for some answers about his fake-dead-girlfriend controversy. And because the internet is beautiful, the Gregory Brothers songified it. Why, why, Manti?

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  Inaugurations, Martin Luther King, Jr., and Bad Lip Readings [Current Events Cheat Sheet]

  Happy Inauguration Day, and Happy Martin Luther King Jr. Day. Double holidays! Here are this week’s top stories.

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  Read About Gun Control, Then Watch a Puppy Learn to Walk Down Stairs [Current Events Cheat Sheet]

  In case you were too busy obsessing over Tina Fey and Amy Poehler’s perfect hosting job at the Golden Globes last night, here are the week’s top stories.

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  Jackie from Krispy Kreme Will Restore Your Faith in the World [Current Events Cheat Sheet]

  I would really, really love it if there was just one week where this column didn’t involve me writing about people killing each other. Yeah, sorry to be a downer. Call me Miss America, but all I want is world peace! Luckily, we’ve got a viral video this week that will cheer you up after you make it through the sad headlines.

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  So What Did Gen. Petraeus Do, Anyway? [Current Events Cheat Sheet]

  OMG you guys, football! There must be some exciting things going on because I can hardly think or type right now thanks to the guy down the hall who loves to scream at the TV when football games are on!

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  VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE [Current Events Cheat Sheet]

  Whatever your beliefs, your party affiliation, your level of annoyance with election season… please, please, please VOTE. And bring a friend.

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  Presidential Jokes, Zumba Brothel, and Honey Boo Boo [Current Events Cheat Sheet]

  Apparently football season is in full swing, because all the guys in my dorm are spending more and more time yelling at the TV. Here are the week’s top stories.

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  Hackers, Jimmy Hoffa, Supertaxes and Let’s Have a Kiki [Current Events Cheat Sheet]

  How is it that nothing is blooming and I still have terrible allergies? Anyway. Here are the week’s top stories.

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  Need Cute Gameday Duds? Check Out These Stores!

  Back to school means lots of college sporting events to attend. Showing team spirit can be tough – licensed sporting gear can be on the pricy side, and there isn’t always a lot of fashion-forward selection to choose from. Luckily there are lots of clothing stores that sell gear to deck you out for the next game. These may not be the real jersey deal, but they are budget friendly and cute!

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  Space Shuttle, Pandas, Tigers, and the Emmys [Current Events Cheat Sheet]

  Did you watch the Emmys instead of doing your homework? It’s ok. Maybe you can get Amy Poehler to write an excuse for you.

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  Strikes in Chicago, Undercover Agents, and Britney Does Gangnam Style [Current Events Cheat Sheet]

  Is it fall yet? Here are the week’s top stories!

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  On Being In A Fantasy Football League

  I’ve never been into fantasy football because well, it’s designed for the NFL which is not my thing. Now, I love my Atlanta Falcons having grown up a fan, but college football is so much better.

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  Tornadoes, Strikes, Somalia, and Gangnam Style [Current Events Cheat Sheet]

  While you were crying over the Twitter hoax deaths of Morgan Freeman and Alfonso Ribiero (not Carlton!!!!), we were picking up the pieces and finding out what you missed. Here are the past week’s top stories.

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  Drew Brees Breaking Records and Getting His Balls Rubbed

  While those around me have been carrying on about yards, passes and interceptions, I’ve been busy gathering intel on the surprisingly-quite-attractive Mr. Brees. He’s totally crush-worthy and the fact that he has a wife is really only secondary to the fact that I want to do dirty things to him.

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