Nick & Mariah Fap To Mariah Carey [Sugar Binge]
Nick Cannon told Howard Stern that he strokes his salami to wife, Mariah Carey’s, music. That’s actually sort of nice. He should be into his wife and all those scary high notes she sings. It is a bit weird that she gets off, quite literally, on the sound of her own voice.
Gossip Cheat Sheet: Love is Lost in Hollywood
While we’re all busy staying up until ridiculous hours of the night studying for finals and attempting to get some holiday shopping done at the same time, Hollywood has been… breaking up some of it’s cutest couples? At least it’s reassuring to know that while we’re stressing, celebs are always there to keep us entertained.

SNICK – Where Are They Now?
Before Saturday nights were all about saying up late and quizzing each other with exam flashcards and making a lot of bad choices, they were about tricking your babysitter into breaking your bedtime rules so you could watch SNICK. Because it wasn’t a quality weekend if you didn’t scare yourself into never sleeping after watching Are You Afraid of the Dark?
Gossip Cheat Sheet: Even Lindsay’s Judge Has Had Enough
What’s going on this week? Apparently not much besides Eat Pray Love. At least that’s all I’m hearing about these days in Hollywood. I swear, if I see Julia Roberts sitting innocently on that bench suggestively eating her cup of fro yo one more time, I’m going to scream.
Candy Dish: Bye Bye, Ugly Betty
• Oh no! Ugly Betty got cancelled?!
• Is Leo gonna put a ring on it?
• Is Kelis trying to pull a Gaga on us?
• This is an interesting model spread…
• 9 glamorous hairstyles to try.
• Nick Cannon wants babies.
Lessons Learned From My Trip To Cougar Town
Cougars (or, older women who like to feed on younger “meat”) is a once-taboo social phenom that has slowly started to become socially acceptable, thanks to rad older women like Demi (and psycho ones like Mariah). These older leading ladies have given cougarism a major boost in social status. Nowadays, being an old woman with a young little hunk on your arm is almost…cool.
Candy Dish: Beyonce Speaks on Kanye-gate
• Obviously, she was mortified.
• 10 new sex positions to try.
• TMI, Nick Cannon, TMI.
• 7 looks to steal from your BF’s closet.
• Zac Efron naked! (Well, sort of…)
• Tips for getting up and at ‘em in the morning.

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Candy Dish: Mariah and Nick to Be Parents!
• No, she’s not preggers. They are adopting.
• McSteamy or McSnorty?
• Fall fashion = lots and lots of brown.
• Chris Brown pissed the wrong woman off.
• Man tries to breastfeed.
• Are Tori and Dean dunzo!?
When Celeb Tweets Should Fall Silent
Last night, Paula Abdul took to her official Twitter account to announce that she is not returning to judge American Idol next year. As usual, the major news outlets picked up on this immediately and began reporting it, actually quoting her tweets (one of which replaces the word “one” with “1.”)
Celebretard Showdown: Mariah Carey vs. Jennifer Lopez
Everyone loves a diva. Well, not really. They just think that everyone loves them, despite having no real talent or anything to offer to society. When you say “diva,” two women jump to mind – Mariah Carey and Jenifer Lopez. The glitz, the glamor, the bad acting and the attitude (ohhh the attitude) define who they are.
Candy Dish: Who’s Excited for the Real Housewives Reunion!?
• Bethenny likens it to Vietnam!!
• Nick Cannon’s got beef with Eminem.
• Looks like the Gotti fam is out of money.
• What makes someone kissable?
• Hayden Panettiere thinks sex is gross.
• We’re lovin’ the doily tanks.
Candy Dish: Another Hottie Bites The Dust
Jake and Reese: engaged? Heart. broken. Weep.
Project Runway finalist Kenley assaults boyfri…

Candy Dish: Nick Cannon and Mariah Carey Go Trick or Treating
There are no words for Nick Cannon and Mariah Carey’s couple costume…
Au natural must-ha…