Vanessa Minnillo Is Pregnant, Jessica Simpson is Likely P*ssed

Everyone knows that Jessica Simpson is waaay pregnant (Have you seen a recent picture of her?), but — surprise! — Nick Lachey announced this morning that his wife, Vanessa Minnillo, is also expecting. Jeez, Jess and Nick can’t seem to do anything without the other following suit. Is it a competition thing? A getting even thing? Or maybe the cosmos just want these two to be forever aligned. Who knows! While we can speculate on that business all day, I’m more interested in the lives these celeb offspring will lead growing up in the care of B-List pop stars.

Jessica Simpson will make her child, regardless of gender, model for her handbag line. Nick will pray for a son with whom he can create a 90s revival boy band with. Their spouses will just shake their heads in shame/embarrassment.

What do you guys think? Which of these kids has the odds in their favor for growing up as normal as possible? Read More »


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8 of Hollywood’s Worst Kept Secrets

When you think about it (and maybe after 3 cups of coffee, two red bulls and a bowl of cocoa puffs you’d draw this connection too) Hollywood is kind of like a continuation of high school. All the pretty girls get to hang out together and the weird girls get thrown out of the slumber party just because they brought their stuffed elephant named Sammie. Oh and the whole gossip, secrets, lies, and rumors stuff thrives in Hollywood, just like it did in the high school halls.

Hollywood is full of secrets…and publicists who get paid the big bucks to slowly leak those secrets to US weekly, OK, and Lifestyle. But sometimes, we find a celebrity, who for some reason doesn’t want the public to know about a deep dark secret. Then one day they wake up and decide they want to share their secret with the world, preferably on the cover of People, but they’re willing to accept any major tabloid. But most of the time, it seems that these big shocking secrets aren’t all that shocking. In fact they probably would’ve been better off leaking them before every other blogger on the internet posted something about it.

Need some proof that celebrity’s have no real secrets?  Just click on anyone below to start believing.

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Gossip Cheat Sheet: Hollywood is a Disaster

Well, we all know the big news this week was Demi Lovato’s breakdown, which stirred up a lot of controversy (and not just on CC!). I would like to focus on everything else that happened this week instead of focusing on her very personal issues. We truly wish her well, and I want to respect her family’s wishes to keep out of it.

On a lighter note, there are some interesting things going on in Hollywood that don’t involve all kinds of Charlie Sheen/Mel Gibson crazy. And is it just me or are there a ton of movie trailers coming out all of a sudden? Like I need more distractions from class!

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Candy Dish: Vampires Sweep Teen Choice Awards

Color me not-suprised.

But who was best dressed of the night?

Oh no! What did they do to Lea Michele?

Nick Lachey wants a reality show career.

Surprise! Taylor Momsen says something stupid!

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Candy Dish: TTFN, Jon and Kate!

Goodbye, Jon and Kate Plus 8!

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Nick Lachey is employed.

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Candy Dish: Nich Lachey’s Movin’ On

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Nick Lachey’s already got a new girl!

I prefer my Christian Bale with some meat on those bones.

Mmm. McDonalds has a new burger.

It’s official: men are getting uglier.

Wow, those Germans really give it to Brit Brit.

Express jeans get a hottie makeover.


Candy Dish: E! Goes Speidi Free!

speidi-swineThe E! Network is done with the Pratts.

Mmm. Smell like a brand new book.

Low alcohol wine. Good or bad idea?

Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo are dunzo.

I’d rather die than move…

The most obnoxious karaoke songs of all time.


Candy Dish: Happy Birthday, Facebook!

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Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday dear Facebook, Happy Birthday to you!

Nick Lachey comments on his ex’s curvy figure…

No money for meds, we’re saving up for the good stuff!

Borderline soft porn = the sexiest shows on T.V!

And to reiterate why Chesley Sullenberger is better than our boyfriend

Kate Winslet looks stunning…as usual!

University of Washington attempts to reduce waste…

Why are Blair and Nate kissing? Oh GG! You keep me on my toes!

Cold weather doesn’t mean you can’t look stylish!

Ashton and Demi might have a baby in their future…


Like Yourself? Then Never Watch ‘High School Musical: Get In the Picture’

You may not have seen this show. In fact, I hope -- for your soul's sake -- that you haven't. But if, like me, you were watching the Olympics last night and just happened to change the channel to ABC, I'm sorry for what your eyes had to see:

Teenagers overacting while singing tired pop songs. Teenagers being pushed to overact while singing tired pop songs by adult "teachers" who seem to want nothing more than to prey on the naivete of theater kids from Milwaukee (or wherever they're from). Teenagers selling their soul to sing in a music video that will be shown during the credits of High School Musical 3. Nick Lachey. Teenagers being forced to "connect" with each other in ways that will surely get them beat up and ostracized when they get back to real high school. Did I mention pop songs that make me want to hurl? What about Nick Lachey, did I talk about him and how it's like what the f*ck is he doing on my TV?!

High School Musical: Get In The Picture is disgusting by anyone's standards. Are these kids talented? Sure. But wasting that raw talent by forcing them to turn inane lyrics into some kind of heartache or life moment is stupid. So is encouraging them to act like Vanessa Hudgens.

So, if you value the contents of your stomach and the opinion you may already have of theater kids, stay the eff away from this reality show. On the other hand, if you enjoy Nick Lachey's wax-like interpretation of talking, as well as hearing "Bleeding Love" for the 9849th time turned into a duet and shoved into a weird scene about...what? Preppy guy meets 80's-clad girl?, then by all means, TiVo this sh*t.