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Let’s begin with the love triangle.

Julia, Christian and Sean were seemingly adorable with their litte secret santa tradition. But beyond who’s buying what for who (like it’s hard to figure out with 3 people), Julia and Christian were secretly falling in love, leaving poor, mid-life crisis Sean out in the cold.

I couldn’t believe it took him so long to figure things out. But I guess it was quite appropriate for him to realize the truth once they revealed their gifts to each other. Merry Christmas Sean. Although it seemed like he was willing to accept the circumstances, I doubt Sean will give Christian his blessing.

Side note: Was this episode all about Julia or what? Not only were two guys practically fighting over her, but Eden was out to get her with her homemade fruit cake.

Honestly, what in God’s name was this about?

We see Eden pour a little something into her batter, but what was it? It seems like Julia only experienced some nausea. I was expecting her to drop dead or something. I mean I was on the edge of my seat until the last milisecond of the episode, and nothing happened. However, Eden did bring the rest of the cake the Christmas celebration, so I guess I forsee a slow, painful poisoning? Hmmm.

Overall, the episode did display moments where everyone got over themselves and took the time to appreciate the holiday seaon. Sean swallowed his pride, Matt grew some balls and Eden played nice. The ending was the most pleasant I’ve seen in a while.

Happy holidays, indeed.

Before I delve into how much oral activity went on last night (on the show of course), the beginning of Nip/Tuck was utterly horrifying. Dr. MacNamara’s new leading lady sh*t herself in his hot tub and was from that point referred to as “the sh*tter.”

Is it just me or does this girl seem way too unworthy of dating such a hot doctor? I don’t care that she used to be fat. I don’t mind that she has some intimacy issues. What bothers me is that her personality sucks. What does he see in her? Especially now that she’s literally sh*t all over him. Uh, so gross. I did however find all of the poop talk hilarious.

My prediction is that MacNamara dumps her and gets it on with Eden, lesbian Olivia’s overly sexual daughter, who’s hair is out of control. And side note: Is this chick for real? I mean what is she? A teen dominatrix? You’d think she were a tease, but I’m seriously doubt it.

Now on to the oral. GOOD LORD, what a variety. First we have the sh*tter giving Dr. Mac a BJ. Then we have Olivia going down on Julia. And last, but I’m sure not least, Kimber and Matt giving us a full on oral sex show after they smoked crack. And while we’re on the subject of these two, I was like “WHAT?!” when I watched this scene.

Their poor baby.

Above all, I think one of the highlights of the episode was when Julia slept with Christian. I know I was probably as shocked as him when she flat out said she did him to be done with him. Dude, you. Got. Served.

Now that the whole MacNamara/Troy family is back together again, we are all in for some crazy ass drama. God, I love this show.

Some stars have ventured far beyond public eating disorders, even taking to plastic surgery to have photos permanently taken in the best possible light. Ashley Simpson, Kathy Griffin, Courtney Love, and even Howard Stern have confessed to going under the knife. Popular shows like Dr. 90210, Nip/Tuck, and MTV’s I Want A Famous Face thrive on graphically depicting the realities and results of augmentation. It seems that more than ever surgery has become an accepted solution to an epidemic of insecurity. Is it because of new innovations and advancements or has it become this seasons hottest new trend?

In 2005 11.5 million cosmetic surgical and non-surgical procedures were performed in the United States. Botox is of course the most popular, while liposuction is also frequently requested. Since 1997 the overall number of procedures has increased 444%. While our visions of plastic surgery were allotted to extremists like Joan Rivers or Pamela Anderson the more subtle and significant changes were slowly becoming more trendy than a Fendi purse. Once a taboo subject for those in the limelight to deny, society now applauds their new plastic look.

Star Jones, Sharon Obsourne, Carnie Willson, Al Roker and Rosanne are all among the celebs that have opted for gastric bypass surgery. A procedure considered to be a miracle for those overweight, the results convey that even with this expensive alternative to diet and exercise you must still diet and exercise. Carnie Wilson most recently appeared on VH1’s Celebrity Fit Club to drop further pounds and Rosanne joked in this years stand up Comedy Special; Blonde and Bitchin that she was a medical marvel after shrinking her stomach down to the size of a walnut, and still managing to be overweight. Some stars still opt for denial. Hilary Duff was recently mocked for Veneers that were too large claiming to have chipped her teeth on a microphone. Cameron Diaz excused her last nose job as repair work for a surfing accident, and speculation on the breasts of Britney Spears, Demi Moore, Mariah Carey, and Christina Aguillera has made public augmentation a cultural phenomenon. While the visible scars of Tara Reid, Michael Douglas, and post pregnant and tummy tucked Spears have graced the pages of tabloids around the world, the list of the elite stars buying into surgical trends is expanding by the minute.

The pursuit of impossible beauty is however nothing new. Since the 1800’s women have been wearing constricting corsets and girdles to reduce waist size and give the illusion of an hourglass figure. Innovations have now made it possible to turn these illusions into a reality. Marilyn Monroe and Elvis Presley even went under the knife before advancements in anesthesia.

Recently a friend of mine underwent breast augmentation and seems to be waltzing through recovery. Two small healing incisions with minor bruising are now fading just two weeks later as she waits for the implants to settle and lower. The surgery in her opinion was much less invasive and less painful then anticipated and with the assistance of pharmaceuticals she was up and running within days. Feeling that after years of considering her options and alternatives, augmentation was the best option for her she couldn’t be more pleased with the results. Though acknowledging that society’s acceptance of cosmetic surgery may have had an effect on her decision she feels that it is a personal choice and should not be taken lightly or as a means to participate in a cultural trend.

While almost three million people a year are smiling under their botox and 40 percent of all teens want plastic surgery. 331,000 teenagers have actually perused it proving that both young and old patients are contributing to the yearly climbing statistics. Leaving those un-molded wondering where the American standard of beauty will be in ten years time. The next time you see what is publicly personified as perfection walking down a red carpet near you remember the profound tagline to 1999’s film American Beauty; “Look Closer”.

Theresa Bennett