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Prepare to pee a little bit. Don’t worry – it’s totally worth it. I promise.

Your teenage dream is about to come true, and I am not talking about a breathy Katy Perry song.

I don’t know if someone in the music world saw our ‘90s bracket or our ’90s music festival fantasy and got inspired, or if someone out there (The Big Man Upstairs) decided to reward all of us 20-somethings, but Backstreet is BACK. And this time, they’re bringing the Right Stuff with them (pun very much intended).

That’s right, ladies (and gents who happen to care): Backstreet Boys AND New Kids on the Block are hitting the road together as early as March 2011.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Insert teenybopper scream here.]

I mean, let’s face it – Beiber Fever has NOTHING on Boy Band Pandemonium. Even if we have aged, learned how to straighten our hair, ditched the Rachel Green haircut and platform sneakers and stopped using a Disc Man/Walkman (or Napster) to listen to our favorite BSB/NKOTB tunes, we are a faithful bunch who still love our now aging teenage heart throbs as if we were still 13 and thought that Nick Carter was actually going to marry us. Swoon.

In case you don’t keep up on all things BSB/New Kids, The Backstreet Boys surprised New Kids fans this past summer at NKOTB’s sold out show, and the screams were piercing as both bands sang “I Want It That Way.” And apparently they (and Live Nation) realized, we do want it that way. (Once again, pun totes intended.)

Live Nation (who is allegedly sponsoring this tour from heaven) is said to be looking for a third boy band to join in on the festivities. Will it by N*SYNC? 98 Degrees? LFO?? Whoever it is, there is going to be a whole lot of vintage bedazelled ’80s/’90s boy band gear going on, which will be nothing short of one amazing fashion disaster (a.k.a. pure fabulousness).

And I am having a hard time waiting for it.

Is it March 2011 yet?!

[Photo courtesy of Jezebel.com.]

Home Depot’s cutting jobs in a big way.

Did Kirsten Dunst steal our man?

The New Kids’ tour dates are out!

The WTF Blanket.

7 reasons why you should be happy.

Add some cinnamon to your diet!

Fergie and Josh return from the honeymoon.

Please don’t let these sunglasses get popular.

Natalie Dylan explains why she’s selling her v-card.

And Obama’s first interview goes to….Matt Lauer.

Why not take a cruise back to the late eighties with your favorite boy band, New Kids on the Block? The band (yes, they are still a band) announced today that tickets for their concert cruise, which sets sail on May 15th, will go on sale tomorrow (Wednesday, Jan. 14). The ship will travel from Fort. Lauderdale, Florida down to the Bahamas where I imagine it will be too warm for their trademark acid-wash jean jackets.

That’s right, much to my delight, Donnie Wahlberg, Jordan and Jonathan Knight, Joey McIntyre, and Danny Wood should be sporting lots of middle-aged flesh on this dream vaca.

Just imagine what a cruise with NKOTB would be like, minus the rat tails of yesteryear, of course.

Maybe they’ll get the party started with a little dance party action on the lido deck. Someone will request “You Got it (The Right Stuff)” and a sense of nostalgia will hit the audience as old and new fans unite. And after a midnight buffet and a soak in the hot tub the boys will lull their audience to sleep with an acoustic version of “Please Don’t Go Girl.”

With meet-and-greets and special events galore (please god, let their be a magic show!), I can only hope that Joey will find a some time to rub a little sunblock on my back. I imagine at some point Donnie will push Jordan in the pool on the lido deck, because, after all, boys will be boys, right? Jordan will probably get pissed off about his hair, but, hey, there’s nothing a banana daiquiri can’t fix as we all sail into the sunset.

And if something should happen to the boat – like an ice berg (right ahead!) – the New Kids would be just fine. They’re used to Hangin’ Tough.

For real, though, who wants to go? I can’t go it alone!

But of course, like most things in life, my assumption would be wrong.

PEOPLE is reporting that rumors of a New Kid reunion are growing, and the once defunct NKOTB webpage is back up.

“The New Kids are coming back” a “well-placed source,” told the magazine. “New Kids On The Block are indeed getting back together.”

As cool as I thought the band was when I was 10, I can’t say I’ll be as enthusiastic about their sound 14 years later. I mean, when I was 10, I also enjoyed showering myself in glitter and wearing giant t-shirts with the Coca Cola polar bear on them.

Besides, the oldest member of NKOTB is pushing 40. 40. Is a 40-year-old man really going to sing the songs of prepubescent lust and angst, and expect the world to listen?

Laugh is more like it. Laugh and throw snap bracelets.