What brings Taylor and Kanye together?

Kristen Bell’s gettin’ hitched.

Looks like this girl will be seeing Spiderman.

So who is Padma’s baby daddy?

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I’m not even sure what to say about Noah Cyrus.

She’s affecting more than just her little sis.

More people try to milk the Michael Jackson estate.

Michelle Obama’s a Glamour cover girl.

A nightclub for overweight people?

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Natalie Portman really doesn’t like meat.

Yeah, I dressed up as a slutty sorority girl for Halloween one year. Yeah, I wore a mini skirt, knee pads and taped condoms to my t-shirt. Yeah, I looked like a total whore. But I was 20…. and my costume was nothing compared to my BFF’s sexy flapper look (we did a group thing: Sluts of the Century…)

And now I feel even better about my choices that night having seen Miley’s little sis prancing around town in this little get-up. This girl is nine. NINE. And she’s wearing knee-high boots and some skankalicious little number up top. Upon first glance I thought I even saw some pubic hair popping out of that “dress,” but then I realized I was wrong. Because that’s not possible. Because she’s in 3rd grade.

Like most people flipping a shiz over this less-than-Disney look, I’m appalled that anyone besides Dina Lohan would let their nine-year-old daughter leave the house in something like this. But I’m also really grateful that they did. I mean, how can I feel bad about my own Halloween choices when a mini-skank like this is out there?

Seriously, I’m gonna look like (slutty) Mother Theresa compared to this chick on Friday.

So thanks, Billy Ray! And thank you, Noah. You sure know how to make a college girl feel pure. I just can’t wait to see what you pull out next year… after you’ve gotten those implants for your big double digit birthday!

Paris Hilton is looking….boob-ular.

Ivanka Trump is married.

In more Gosselin news…Jon still sucks.

Noah Cyrus the next Lindsay Lohan?

We’re lovin’ Rachel Roy for Macy’s.

New Moon goes on tour!

She makes me look like the Virgin Mary.

Miley Cyrus has some slutty sisters.

Hey there, Ryan Gosling. Come to mama.

Lady language decoded.

Who is this Alexa Chung chica?

Whoa, Britney’s lookin’ good!