Candy Dish: New York’s Best Dressed Ladies

Who are the most stylish New Yorkers of 2010?

Um. This might be the best drunk food ever.

Snooki is dunzo with juiceheads.

Behold: the most effed up video game ever.

5 albums you should be listening to right now.

The Gap goes NSFW.


Candy Dish: How Is There Still Chris Brown News?

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Did a text message from Chris Brown’s manager set off the infamous fight?

Oops, someone over at American Idol made a very NSFW mistake.

Moving after graduation? Check out the top ten cities for recent grads.

Lindsay Lohan wants to share her passion for spray tan with the world.

Would you let your guy rock the man leggings?

More Real Housewives drama!

What happens when you mix a probation officer and a talk show?

Look no further, all your questions about the economy have been answered.

Are Zac and Vanessa heading down the aisle?

Looks like Jamie Lynn Spears hasn’t let motherhood slow her down.


Candy Dish: Pig in Boots

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This pig was afraid of dirt (seriously). So someone gave it ADORABLE galoshes.

I would wear these. I would probably sprain my ankle every two steps, but I would wear them.

Linda Hogan is dating a 19-year-old kid. Oh yeah, he’s also her daughter’s CLASSMATE. …and his hair is disturbingly blonde.

Martha! You’re being very suggestive!

Ashanti, and her entire marketing team, are idiots.

Ashlee Simpson-Wentz is being treated very well by pregnancy

50 Worst Sex Scenes in film history. Watch at your own discretion (but not at work. Totally NSFW)


Sex with Gene Simmons?

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Oh hells to the no!

Not sure if you have heard or seen, but Gene Simmons is the next in a long line of celebrity sex-tape stars. The video, which I watched segments of, could be THE most awkward piece of video I have seen since Zack Efron started kissing girls on film.

I will set the scene for you (why? Because I’m evil like that):

Imagine some aspiring 20 year old blonde model wearing a bustier. Now, give her big sloppy boobs and have her wear the bustier incorrectly – ok…done. As for Gene, have him wear a t-shirt and jeans. Now, make his d**k shorter than his tongue, put his pants around his ankles and leave the t-shirt on. Alrighty, the characters are in place.

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