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1) To look hot and to get guys to buy them.

2) To send a political message and generate controversy.

3) To show off their pregnant selves.

4) To not look hot, generate controversy, and show off their bigger body – not because of pregnancy, but because it’s simply how a woman is built sometimes. Crazy, huh?!?

Whatever the case may be, naked magazine covers sell, and Beth Ditto of the band The Gossip definitely sells on the cover of NME, a British music and gossip magazine.

It’s been getting tons of attention, from Americans especially, (because for most Americans, this is blasphemy!) and it’s being passed around the blogosphere for obvious reasons. Beth Ditto does not have the stereotypical body you’d necessarily want to see unclothed before your eyes, and she knows this. The cool thing is, and the cool thing about her is, she doesn’t give a flying f*ck!

In the article, she talks about the Skinny Celebrity Syndrome, saying, “The Beckhams are part of the machine; Paris Hilton is part of the machine. There’s that thing Paris Hilton said about Lindsay Lohan – ‘You’re poor, ugly and fat’. It’s always women who are victims of that machine and the messages the machine gives out.”

Her NME cover certainly says a big “screw you” to that machine. And what really separates her from the thinner celebs who are just famous for being richer and thinner than the rest of us, is the fact she actually has talent and she rocks out on stage. That’s what matters most.

She even writes her own (and really good) advice column for The Guardian and talks openly about growing up as a gay, overweight feminist in a small town and how she got to be as confident and comfortable with herself as she is today.

The real question is, would an American magazine ever use Beth’s naked image for a cover?

I think not.

LLL…. Almost. The trend continues on this year’s American Idol- If you can’t sing it, shake it, baby shake it.

Alaina Alexander, yet another forgetable voice / face albeit Top 24 A.I. contestant has resorted to showing off the goods on her new myspace page, TMZ reports. Just another blow to the integrity of the flailing American Institution called American Idol.

It seems the show has become more about T and ASS, than talent and class. But it worked for Antonella, and we do love it, crave it, and have to have it. So if you absolutely must look, here is a link.

And for those of you who want to play along at home, Bodog.com, “the world’s largest online sports betting destination” is taking odds on whether or not Antonella will take the deal or not. How do ya like that action?

Whether she will or won’t remains to be seen. But the sure money is on Antonella. For a girl who cannot sing, she is certain to make some “CHA-Ching”!

Will Antonella take the the Girls Gone Wild gig?

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