President Obama gave his second State of the Union address last night, and ooooo-weeee was it good. No matter how you feel about the man, it’s impossible to deny that his oratory skills are a huge part of what got him where he is today. In my opinion, last night’s speech didn’t disappoint. At the end of the night, I found myself singing I’m proud to be an American, where at least I know I’m free… under my breath as I washed my face and brushed my teeth.

If you didn’t catch it last night, it’s available here, and if you’ve got a free hour, I highly recommend watching it. If nothing else, it’s a great summary of everything going on in our country right now so you can get caught up on all the main points that will affect you moving forward.

But if you don’t have the time, here’s a summary of his main points: Read More »

He’s ready to bring the troops home.

Conan gears up for his new show.

What is Paris Hilton’s excuse now?

The Kardashians invade QVC.

Apparently everyone wants to make a sex tape.

Wait, that’s a real competition?

When no one else likes you, adopt a baby!

Vera Wang designs EVERYTHING now.

Jay-Z was a drug dealer. Moving on…

Which blonde is it, John Mayer?

Is your crush crushing someone else?

So what does Obama’s healthcare plan mean for students?

Looks like someone kissed a boy and liked it…

What will Obama say to the kiddies?

Ludacris is the new Oprah?

Add some bling to your mani.

Whitney Port has a fashion emergency.

Chris Brown uses Michael Jackson for comeback.

Apparently, that’s a bad thing.

Things aren’t looking good for Lindsay Lohan.

Chase Crawford is all growed up.

Kim Kardashian Tweets in her undies?

Glamour wants more “plus size” ladies.

Shakira’s back, bitches.

Is Jon cheating on Kate plus 8?

Those SARS masks aren’t going to help you.

I want a Blackyellowberry.

Animal print rings: the perfect amount of rawr.

Ben Affleck and Jen Garner make me awwww.

Fox chooses Idol over Obama.

Heidism #1: She’s killing NYC one bar at a time

Phelps has an Entourage

Meet the cast of the new 90210 (none of which are nearly as hot as Luke “steal my heart” Perry)

Asking her out via Facebook status

Heidism #2: Joel McHale continues to be my comedy lover

Can your dude take the tampon challenge?

Reasons not to have sex

Miss Obama’s speech last night?  Read it here

Heidism #3: The only McCain VP choice that would have gotten MORE press than Palin

OMG I just watched a Panda GIVE BIRTH

These guys are NOT WELCOME in my bed

Celebs at the DNC