• Candy Dish: Melanie Griffith Heads to Rehab

    • Rehab seems to be the IT place these days. • Bad news for Bachelorette, Jillian Harris. • Let Obama vacation in peace, people. • 10 things you should know about the clitoris. • KFC goes totally healthy. Not. • Would you wear these leggings?

  • Candy Dish: Pay Attention To This Health Care Stuff!

    • Why you should care about health care.Heidi Montag prepares for Miss Universe. • NY pays students for high test scores. • Is Michael Jackson's doctor a murderer? • Wanna make your man jealous? • Jon Gosselin is a "dirtbag."

  • Candy Dish: Congratulations, Jennifer Hudson

    • Our gal pal is now a mom! • Obama takes on the health care critics. • The world's cutest photobombs. • Now that's a wedding! • Jon Gosselin pisses off another Kate. • Is stress damaging your skin?

  • Girl Crush: Hayden Panettiere

    Despite the fact that I have issues pronouncing her last name, I have a huge girl crush on Hayden Panettiere. Hayden has been around for awhile - starring in commercials at 11 months old, stealing the show at 11-years-old in Remember the Titans, and making appearances on The Guiding Light and One Life to Live - but my crush developed while watching her as Clare on Heroes, one of the kick-ass female leads.

  • Candy Dish: Obama’s First Pitch

    • Great arm, terrible choice of pants. • Chase Crawford and Ed Westwick break up. • Well hello, Channing Tatum. • Why do we kiss? • Khloe Kardashian loses weight. That's news?! • Must. Have. This. Skirt.

  • Candy Dish: TTYL, T.R. Knight!

    T.R. Knight is officially dunzo. • Obama thinks some gay couples should have rights... • Ooo! A Gossip Girl movie? • Simon Cowell is off the market. • OMG. Ryan Reynolds makes us drool. Droooooool. • A classic and perfect summer 'do.

  • Candy Dish: Katy Perry is a Relationship Girl

    Katy Perry doesn't do one night stands. • Obama has chosen his Supreme Court nominee. • Beyonce is super fierce. • Exercise doesn't help your metabolism. • Is the media being unfair to Kate Gosselin? • 10 things you didn't know about orgasms.

  • Candy Dish: Obama’s Advice to Notre Dame

    • What did Obama have to say to the Fighting Irish? • OMGee. There is a Paris Hilton documentary. • Jennifer Hudson forgives. • The best health and fitness products of the year. • LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian are at it again. • Cameron Diaz has a really rough life.

  • Candy Dish: Not A Good Week for Mexico

    • First the Swine Flu, now an earthquake?Jessica Biel can't be comfortable there. • 10 ideas for avoiding the swine flu.Marry young or lose "market value." • OMG. Cutest couple. Ever. • Obama works to help students.

  • G.W.W.E.: Bo “Boink Me!” Burnham

    This week, the release of photos of the Obama girls' new puppy, Bo (So. Effing. CUTE!), had all of America swooning. But there's another Bo who's pulling my heartstrings—of course I’m talking about the sublimely funny Bo Burnham, who’s heating up the internet with his musical comedy.

  • Candy Dish: Why Wasn’t I Invited to the Tea Party?

    • Obama's not down with the tea parties.Jessica Alba's butt is a gift. • OMG. This is someone's MOTHER?!Octo-mom's a liar. And a reality TV whore. • Wanna be on Project Runway?! • Stop with the credit card debt, people.

  • G.W.W.E.: Kal “Presidential Pecker” Penn

    Not many men can put a gun to their heads one day and accept a highly prestigious federal job the next, but leave it to Kal Penn to pull it off. Earlier this week, the scrumptious House star had fans in a tizzy when they tuned in to discover his character, Dr. Lawrence Kutner, had committed suicide.

  • Candy Dish: Guys Love Lady Gaga

    Oh the things Lady Gaga has to do for fame...

  • Candy Dish: Happy National Puppy Day!

    Puppies. The only thing to get you through a really crappy Monday.

  • I’m Torn: Twitter

    So, we now all know what Twitter is. I can guarantee that you either Twitter yourself, have a friend who Twitters, or know a celebrity that Twitters (and creepily internet-stalk them).

  • Candy Dish: Mandy Moore is All Grown Up!

    Mandy Moore is married. Obama wants to help students. Chris Brown pulls out of Teen Choice Award…

  • March Madnesssss!

    March is here! More importantly, Spring Break is here!!! And even though most of us can’t…

  • Candy Dish: Who You Calling a Nerd?

    Meet the finalists of the Intel Science Talent Search, AKA the kids ruining the curve in your cla…

  • Gossip Girl and More! My FAVE New Blog Trend.

    I would now like to share with you one of my favorite blogs. It's very simple, nothing fancy, but somehow it manages to be the most awesome thing every Monday. This magical, mysterious blog? Isgossipgirlnewtonight.com.

  • To Honor Our Presidents

    Happy Presidents Day, everyone! Nothing says “let’s honor all those amazing peo…

  • Candy Dish: Chris Brown Speaks

    He’s sorry. Well, that’s good to know. Is Salma Hayek married? Get help paying for…

  • Overheard: Stimulate This!

    [Every week, CC and John bring you some of the weirdest, funniest, saddest things he hears on his…

  • Leave Michael Phelps Alone!

    The hits keep coming for Micheal Phelps (haha hits- get it?), who has been suspended from compet…

  • Candy Dish: Peanuts Are Evil

    The peanut crisis is getting worse. And I just ate a PB Power Bar. Oy. Go green this V-Day. Proof th…

  • Candy Dish: Brad Pitt Forgot Something…

    Someone heard my prayers. Does dressing alike improve a relationship? Mark McGwire’s b…