• Good News For Guys: Boobs Are Growing

    Good News For Guys: Boobs Are Growing

    While my own 36-B boobs don’t quite fit the trend, recent research suggests that women&#…

  • Attention World: Jessica Simpson is NOT Fat

    Attention World: Jessica Simpson is NOT Fat

    Dear Mean Bloggers/News Outlets of the Americas,
    Are you kidding me? Like, seriously; are you f…

  • Human Fat, an Alternative to Gasoline?

    Human Fat, an Alternative to Gasoline?

    There are two things everyone know about Americans:
    1. We are the fattest country in the world.
    2…

  • Everyone is Getting Fat

    Everyone is Getting Fat

    Everyone knows Americans are fatter than ever, but a new book, The World is Fat, by Barry Popkin r…

  • Science Says: Bigger Women Get More Lovin’

    Science Says: Bigger Women Get More Lovin’

    The world’s fattest man, Manuel Uribe, recently married his girlfriend of 2 years, Clau…

  • Obesity Surgery Via Your Vagina?!

    Obesity Surgery Via Your Vagina?!

    We’ve all heard of the crazy lengths that people go to for weight loss: diet sunglasses th…

  • Step Away From the Apple: Fat is In!

    Step Away From the Apple: Fat is In!

    We always hear about the obesity epidemic in America: It’s a major issue! People are dyin…

  • PETA Says, The (Human) Breast is Best!

    PETA Says, The (Human) Breast is Best!

    Recently, PETA issued a letter to ice cream moguls Ben Cohen and Jerry Greenfield suggesting th…

  • No Matter Your Size, It Is Time to Get Fit

    No Matter Your Size, It Is Time to Get Fit

    Last December, The Journal of the American Medical Association reported that over the last twe…

  • Candy Dish: Oprah, Spare Some of Your (Millions of) Dolla Dolla Bills?

    Candy Dish: Oprah, Spare Some of Your (Millions of) Dolla Dolla Bills?

    Oprah makes more a year than you can imagine
    Stop. Playing. That. SONG
    So…does this mean w…

  • Candy Dish: Someone Give Ryan Gosling My Damn Number (so he can stop ruining marriages)

    Candy Dish: Someone Give Ryan Gosling My Damn Number (so he can stop ruining marriages)

    Ryan, if you would just date me, you would have no home to wreck!
    Caution, triathlons may kill you…

  • Things That Seriously Disturbed Us Today

    Things That Seriously Disturbed Us Today

    I don’t know what it is about today, but somehow we have come across some seriously gross s…

  • Can Coffee Affect Your Reproductive System?

    Can Coffee Affect Your Reproductive System?

    I can easily pinpoint my caffeine addiction to my first year of college, when I worked part-time…