Just when you think the situation at house Octomom cannot get any more horrific for her 14 children, Nadya Suleman decides she’s going to shoot a “non pornographic” masturbation video. This is sickening. We can’t help but wonder if this is a ploy to regain the spotlight after the alleged Nuevemom surfaced and threatened to disrupt her child-bearing record. Nadya, don’t you have enough to worry about? Like, you know, raising your 14 children? Read about her ‘Self Pleasure’ here!

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