Octomom Secures A New House With Porn Money [Candy Dish]
At least the money was put to good use! The photos of Octomom’s current living quarters are pretty disturbing, so we must say we are glad she is getting her family out of there. Those kids have been through enough. Please give them a small shot at normalcy.
Because Gabriel Macht Looks This Good In A Suit [Candy Dish]
Some people like a man in uniform…I prefer a suit. Gabriel Macht, USA’s ‘Suits’ leading man, couldn’t have looked better at the Mr. Porter fashion show in New York City on Tuesday.

Octomom Is An OctoMESS [Candy Dish]
There’s no doubt that having 14 kids would cause a certain loss of sanity, but being a mom is being a mom, and it comes with a required level of responsibility.
Candy Dish: Get Romantic
•10 Guys you should date in 2012
•Guess this is not the year of Octomom
•Is Justin Timberlake the perfect Elton John?
•A defense for dating around
•Love resolutions you can actually keep
•How to glam up your walk of shame
Friday Faves: 8 Tried and True Ways to Get Famous Fast
I am sure a little part of all of us wanted to be famous at one point in our lives. A little piece of my heart wants to sing on ‘American Idol,’ design a dress for an Olympian figure skater (kudos, Vera Wang), or get insulted by Kanye West on live television. Whichever way you put it, being famous does not seem that bad…but the getting there is tough.
Candy Dish: 100 Things to do When You’re Feeling Blue
• 100 things to do when you’re upset
• Enough with the sex tapes!
• More stuff I don’t need…but kinda want
• Gag me Octomom
• Your 5 awesome music selections for the week
• How is this news!?!?!
Decoding Heidi Montag
Those who follow Heidi Montag’s tweets know the girl can say some pretty bizarre stuff. And chances are you’ve caught a glimpse of her in action either in the latest tabloids or on The Hills (RIP). Her one-liners are worth 10 plastic surgery procedures in one day a million bucks, and her rational is simply priceless.

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WTF Friday: Octomom Sells Out
I don’t even know what to say about this. I mean, it’s just too easy.
8 Tried and True Ways to Get Famous Fast
I am sure a little part of all of us wanted to be famous at one point in our lives. A little piece of my heart wants to sing on American Idol, design a dress for an Olympian figure skater (kudos, Vera Wang), or get insulted by Kanye West on live television. Whichever way you put it, being famous does not seem that bad…but the getting there is tough.
Candy Dish: Balloon Boy’s Parents Are Effed
• Balloon boy’s parents are effed.
• Take that 2008 wardrobe and make it 2009.
• Octomom’s got her eyes on Jon Gosselin?!
• Looking for something fun and healthy? Try these activities.
• Project Runway fails on Lifetime.
• Check out Lady Gaga’s latest.
The CC Weekly Weigh In: Trading Places
I’m pretty sure everyone – no matter how content – would give anything (even that coveted slice of drunken late-night pizza) to be someone else for one day. So this week I asked the CollegeCandy writers which celebrity they’d want to trade places with. Who do you wanna be?
The Top 10 Celebrities Who Should NOT Be Famous
As far as I can tell, there are three main types of celebrities that the world fawns over. Type 1:“The Talented Celebrity.” Think models who have shown up on the cover of Italian Vogue, actors like Brad Pitt who have starred in everything from comedy to drama, and music moguls who come out with one hit after another (think Madonna)…

Candy Dish: Dick Cheney Loves Gay Marriage!
• He probably didn’t mean to say it, but he did!
• 12 cheap tips for impulse shopping.
• Jennifer Love Hewitt hands out an ultimatum.
• Creepiest landlord ever.
• It’s Octomom vs. Kate Gosselin. Buuuurn.
• Speaking of Kate…why is her belly button so high up?