[Every week, CC and John bring you some of the weirdest, funniest, saddest things he hears on his college campus. Join the Overheard revolution!
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“My breasts are like bass drums. Actually, one of them’s bigger than the other, so I guess they’re more like timpani.”
“Hello, Mr. T-Rex. So, you’re a dinosaur. What’s your favorite color?”
“… Blllluuue.”
“And what’s your favorite movie?”
“Space Jam.
“How’s it look?”
“The audience is rubbing themselves vigorously. Showtime.”
“I don’t understand how pandas could ever become extinct. They’re so cute! Nothing has the heart to eat them.”
“They’re all in jail. Tax fraud. The poor things can’t read, you know.”
“Motors… they’re like hearts. And you need your heart to play kickball.”
“The apartment will be fine. We’ll just all squeeze into the same bed.”
“You’ll need to start masturbating less.”
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