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		<title>Hey Paula &#8211; Your Show Sucks</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Jul 2007 16:09:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jess - NYU</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>If you’ve accidentally caught <a href="http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/lifestyle/2007-07/04/content_909965.htm">Paula Abdul</a>’s new <a href="http://www.bravotv.com">Bravo </a>reality show <a href="http://www.ew.com/ew/article/0,,20040769_20040772_20044780,00.html">Hey Paula</a>, you know what a boring snoozefest it truly is. If you’ve spared yourself the misery, I can break the episodes down in one sentence: Paula acts weird, cries about people not understanding her, bitches about being tired, and claims she’s an amazing person.</p>
<p>Repeat that sentence fifty times and you’ve got yourself a series.</p>
<p>These days, if you’re a semi-famous celebrity, <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2007/07/05/arts/television/05paul.html?_r=2&#38;oref=slogin&#38;oref=slogin">you’ve got a reality show</a>&#8230;</p><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=collegecandy.com&amp;blog=860993&amp;post=4032&amp;subd=collegecandy&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img align="left" width="310" src="http://collegecandy.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/06/pa.jpg?w=310&#038;h=292" alt="pa.jpg" height="292" />If you’ve accidentally caught <a href="http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/lifestyle/2007-07/04/content_909965.htm">Paula Abdul</a>’s new <a href="http://www.bravotv.com">Bravo </a>reality show <a href="http://www.ew.com/ew/article/0,,20040769_20040772_20044780,00.html">Hey Paula</a>, you know what a boring snoozefest it truly is. If you’ve spared yourself the misery, I can break the episodes down in one sentence: Paula acts weird, cries about people not understanding her, bitches about being tired, and claims she’s an amazing person.</p>
<p>Repeat that sentence fifty times and you’ve got yourself a series.</p>
<p>These days, if you’re a semi-famous celebrity, <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2007/07/05/arts/television/05paul.html?_r=2&amp;oref=slogin&amp;oref=slogin">you’ve got a reality show</a>. Careful editing and funny camera work makes you seem normal and almost endearing in front of a national audience, but as soon as the crews go home, you go back to being an almost nobody who has a big problem with <em>something </em>(which usually gets worse after a quick reboot of fame).<span id="more-4032"></span></p>
<p>Think about all the celebrities who have okayed cameras to invade their lives: <a href="http://www.mtv.com/ontv/dyn/newlyweds-nick_and_jessica/series.jhtml">Jessica and Nick</a>, <a href="http://www.tv.com/britney-and-kevin-chaotic/show/34950/summary.html">Britney and Kevin</a>, <a href="http://www.realitytvworld.com/tildeathdouspart/">Carmen and Dave</a>, <a href="http://www.bravotv.com/Being_Bobby_Brown/index.shtml">Whitney and Bobby</a>, <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Anna_Nicole_Show">Anna Nicole</a>, <a href="http://www.mtv.com/ontv/dyn/ashlee/series.jhtml">Ashlee Simpson</a>, <a href="http://www.mtv.com/ontv/dyn/osbournes/series.jhtml">Ozzy Ozbourne</a>, <a href="http://www.vh1.com/shows/dyn/breaking_bonaduce/series.jhtml">Danny Bonaduce</a>, and <a href="http://www.vh1.com/shows/dyn/sizemore/series.jhtml">Tom Sizemore</a>, and tell me that these people are healthy and satisfied. All four marriages disintegrated soon after their last episodes aired, and Anna Nicole died shortly after her series made a mockery of her entire life.</p>
<p>There’s always an audience for this short of thing&#8230;but there’s also an audience for snuff films. Just because someone will watch it doesn’t mean it’s worth airing.</p>
<p>B and C list celebs who are desperate for fame will seemingly do anything to scramble their way to the top. If there’s a paycheck and make-up artist involved, they’ll willingly agree to open up their lives for international scrutiny.</p>
<p>The only question is, should we let them do it?</p>
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