Candy Dish: Who Isn’t Designing Clothes These Days?

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Pamela Anderson is a “fashion” designer.

8 habits that wreck a relationship.

Jamie Kennedy is a dawg.

We’re still mad for plaid.

Megan Fox knows her role.

Everyone needs a little purple in their closet.

All Made Up: Walking the Lip Line

lipstick4lqy3.jpgLip Liner – most college age girls skip it all together and, quite frankly, probably associate it with crazy old ladies that draw on their faces with Crayola crayons. But don’t let those trend-ruiners ruin lip liner for you! There are some cases where you NEED to wear it.

Since most of us don’t usually (or ever) rock the lined lip I’ve compiled some basic do’s and don’ts so you know what to use and when to use it for the perfect pout.

When you DO need it:

Lip liner is a MUST if you are wearing dark lipstick colors or opaque glosses. If you want to try for some Hollywood red lips you NEED to match it with a good liner. It’s also a good idea for formal occasions or for professional photographs. Using lip liner will make you look polished and glamorous.

When you DON’T need it:

You shouldn’t use lip liners for every day makeup. You might be mistaken for a theater major. Never use liner with sheer glosses or lipsticks. The liner stays longer than the lip color so you can end up looking a little Bozo the Clown. Read More »

Candy Dish: How Could Chris Brown Do That?

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Picture of Rihanna after her allegedly being beaten by boyfriend, Chris Brown.

I’m rooting for Kate Winslet for Best Actress…

Silkey smooth skin for under $5? Yes, please.

In honor of our economic downfall…suggestions for some new corporate logos.

We’ve all been there: your friends hate your bf, now what?

Top 20 fashion blogs…as if I need another reason to procrastinate my Sociology paper.

Why Buffalo Exchange is amazing

The Heidi Klum toning work-out…I’m in.

Two adorable boys teach how to “do the stanky leggg”! So funny!

Oh man, Pamela Anderson will always be around. Always.

Candy Dish: The Next American Idol?

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So, who made it through to the American Idol finals?

Keep the roommates from eating those leftovers from home.

Spring handbags for under $50. Heaven.

John Mayer is taking Jen to the Oscars. Watch out Brangelina!

Rihanna still loves Chris Brown.

30 things to do with a naked man.

Pamela Anderson models camel toe at NY Fashion Week…

How to deal with the Sophomore Slump.

If I were Zahara Jolie-Pitt, I wouldn’t look so pissed to be shopping with mom.

Rachel Bilson is engaged?

The worst of fashion week.

Melinda Doolittle’s got a music video.

Candy Dish: Hugh Jackman Turns Up The Heat at This Year’s Oscars

hugh-jackman-picture-1.jpgSexiest man aliv, Mr. Hugh Jackman hosts this year’s Oscar’s.

S&M Barbie…definitely not for kids.

Perfect gift for that friend that tweezes way too much!

DIY gifts for the wonderful men in your life!

Amazing new skincare from Asia!

Selena Gomez looks absolutely adorable in this outfit, and so can you!

Smart guys have better sperm, ladies!

Zac and Vanessa lookin to have some freaky sex!

Pam’s ass like you’ve never seen it before..and probably don’t want to.

Hottest bikini bods of ‘08…I need to go to the gym.

Michigan professor pays (law) student for sex. And he likes it naughty…

Candy Dish: Pam Is Classy, Bye-Bye Lipstick

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Pamela Anderson is glamorous enough for Vivienne Westwood? WHAT?

Please, don’t drink the Kool-Aid.

Saturday Night Live will have some new additions.

Katy Perry pulled a “Janet Jackson.”

Does Bergdorf’s discriminate against the slightly chubby?

All the great musicians are dying. Maybe it’s the drugs.

The “pregnant man” is at it again and Barbara Walters is all over it.

The Olsen twins have fashion? I had no idea.

Here’s another reason to leave your house on Black Friday.

The Sex and the City copycat is gone! Yes!

 

 

Candy Dish: Katie Holmes on Broadway!

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How was Katie Holmes’ debut on Broadway?

It’s hard not to get laid these days, but some guys are just really good at it.

Paris Hilton has a champagne?

What does your Facebook group say about you?

She created the Morning After Bag; see what Rebecca Minkoff has coming next.

Tyra Banks is effing NUTS.

Audrina finally moves out of Chateau de Conrad.

This gives new meaning to the term “Big Daddy”

Pamela Anderson is dating an albino?

Puff Daddy, or Poop Daddy?

A little Will Ferrell comedy relief to get you through your Friday.

Giving credit where credit is due…hundreds of years later

Top Shop is coming to America with these awesome looks.

The top 10 penis types.

Margaret Cho won’t vote for Palin, but would totally eff her.

Candy Dish: So Cute, Yet So Heartbreaking

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Ryan and Rachel back together?  Good for them…sniff…

Pamela Anderson don’t speak well

He loves his manscara

Pants Off Dance Off makes religious people mad

Auction of your virginity?  On the radio?? WHY NOT?

SMU tells cheerleader to stop moving

Holistic waist shrinking

Anne Hathaway has nowhere to live

Let other people win your argument for you

Weird Celeb VMA demands

A bad economey = more cheaters?

The Last People Who Should Ever Make a Sex Tape

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So Josh Hartnett has a sex tape. God heard our prayers! What we wouldn’t give to see that thing…in IMAX. [Wipes drool off of desk.] Knowing this (and praying that we can one day watch it) got us thinking: what does one eat while watching a sex tape? Popcorn? Edible underwear?

Also, who else would we want to see starring in their very own sex tape?

Ed Westwick, fo sho.

The teacher from the new 90210.

Ourselves (for private viewing only…and the cellulite would have to be airbrushed).

Anyone, in fact, besides these people: Read More »

He Said/She Said: Sex with an Ex

ex-sex.jpgYou know it’s wrong, but when you see your ex across the room for the first time since the big breakup/clothing exchange, rollin’ around in the sheets seems like the best idea in the world. You convince yourself that it will be fun, just this once, and that you both know what the deal is so there is nothing to lose.

But there is. And even the dudes agree.

If you are considering Ex Sex, read on. No one – male or female – thinks it’s a smart move. And trust us; we too thought it was brilliant at one point, but we learned our lesson and you should learn from it too.

He Said:

When you first break up, hooking up with your ex seems like the best thing possible, a naughty glimmer of hope in a dark sea of suckitude. What was your stupid girlfriend suddenly blooms into a beacon of sexiness. She dresses better, smiles more, never grills you about hanging out with your boys, doesn’t complain about what you’re wearing–even her boobs look bigger! It’s like breaking up was exactly what your mutual sex life—and your relationship–needed.

But it’s a trap.

A number of outcomes are likely. First, if it lasts more than a couple of hot nights, you soon fall back into the same, frustrating routines. Instead of just hooking up, you’re going to dinner with her grandma and shopping for crap you don’t care about. The arguing starts, and she’s once again lost that certain something. Basically, you’re back together-whether you admit it or not–and it sucks just as much as it did in the first place. Read More »