[Every week, CC and John bring you some of the weirdest, funniest, saddest things he hears on his college campus. Join the Overheard revolution!
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“Holy s***! What’s he doing?”
“He’s just playing video games.”
“He looks like he’s having a seizure! He looks possessed! I’ll never understand boys. They’re all like that. Possessed.”
A girl spills most of a box of cereal on her shirt:
“Oh god – I’m such a sand rat today!”
“Shakespeare? You know, he’s not bad. He’s had his moment in the sun. I think he needs to have his moment in the butt.”
A boy walks by a girl with a shaved head, then stops and does a double-take.
Boy: “Good evening, mister.“
Girl: (no reply)
Boy, after a beat: “I mean, what I’m saying is, you look like a boy.“
Girl: (no reply, walks away)
Boy: “God! Whatever!” Read More »
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