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Dec 4, 2009

Candy Dish: 2009 Was Full of Red Carpet Disasters

• This is just bad. • Pamela Anderson tries another path... • Let's put an end to camel toe! • I don't want this Santa in my chimney. • This is why birth control exists. • Who the eff is styling Rihanna these days?

Nov 16, 2009

Candy Dish: Megan Fox is Confused

• "Why don't people like me!?" • People still aren't feeling Chris Brown. • Who are GQ's men of the year? • Timeless jewelry that doesn't cost ya. • Paris Hilton wants to be a Kardashian. • Pole dancing is not for weddings.

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Nov 6, 2009

Duke It Out: Jeggings?

Ok, it's no secret that we're loving the skinny jean (even if it's not always good for us) and leggings have been a fall go-to for the past several years, but now that the two have combined it's time to decide how we really feel about this leg-covering love child - jeggings.

Oct 26, 2009

Candy Dish: What’s Up With Paris Hilton?

• Paris Hilton is looking....boob-ular. • Ivanka Trump is married. • In more Gosselin news...Jon still sucks. • Noah Cyrus the next Lindsay Lohan? • We're lovin' Rachel Roy for Macy's. • New Moon goes on tour!

Oct 20, 2009

Wanna Buy a Piece of History?

I’ve sold a few items on eBay, and it’s truly wild what people will buy these days (although no one wanted my used retainer... strange). Recently, a clump of Elvis’s hair sold for $18,000 at an auction in Chicago. I don’t know how I feel about this. Someone just legitimately purchased old hair follicles and dandruff for the price of a small car. This got me thinking:

Oct 13, 2009

Tweens Skank It Up for Halloween

Recalling my Halloweens past, my costumes of choice were a far cry from what teens these days are wearing. And what is it they are slipping into on Halloween? Not witch hats and devil ears. No, upon perusing the aisles at my local Halloween store I learned that the middle schoolers are taking a hint from their big sisters/Paris Hilton and getting into the spirit...of looking skanky.

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Oct 8, 2009

Candy Dish: Paris Is Hanging Up Her Party Shoes

• Paris Hilton is giving up her partying ways. Again. • Oklahoma not really into a woman's right to choose. • Jennifer Hudson shows off her new son. • Do you fart in front of your guy? • Michael Vick gets a reality show!? • 10 rules of the pick-up.

Reality “Stars” Are Making Bank

Lately I’ve been trying to come up with some get-rich-quick schemes in order to keep me off the streets and support my addictions – shopping and sushi. Apparently, in this day an age, all a girl has to do is invest in some hair extensions and an upgrade in boob size in order to make her millions.

Happy Women’s Equality Day!

On this day in 1920 the 19th Ammendment was added to the Constitution, giving women the right to vote. And in honor of that momentous occasion, today has been named Women's Equality Day. We have come a mighty long way since the days before women's suffrage.

Aug 26, 2009

Candy Dish: Oh God, Paris Has Another Song

• Do I even have to ask what you think? • Hey, LiLo - put on a bra! • American Idol is really scraping for some judges. • Brad Pitt likes the pot. • Brett Favre really needs to make up his damn mind. • Can Keri Hilson save R. Kelly's career?

Aug 18, 2009

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Aug 17, 2009

Weekly Ten: Celebs We Love to Hate

Always entertained by the fantastic "Celebretard Showdowns," I was inspired to write a top ten list of the celebs that I (and hopefully you) love to hate. We hate them, we want them out of our lives, but we can't stop reading, blogging and talking about these trainwrecks.

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Aug 3, 2009

Candy Dish: Is Sarah Palin Headed to Splitsville?

• Looks like Todd Palin may be single soon, ladies! • So now the real Paris secrets are comin' out. • This is how you buy fabulous footwear. • OMG, I want old Christian Bale back! • Tiger Woods is good at golf. And farting. • Kristen Cavillari's a backstabbing bia.

Jul 31, 2009

The Weekly Wrap Up: The Week Of Hell

It's been one hell of a week. Literally. The mixture of heat and humidity outside is paralleled only in Satan's world, and the frizz ball that is my head makes me think someone upstairs is very, very upset with me. But, besides all that, I guess the week wasn't too bad as we wrapped up July, CollegeCandy style.

Jul 28, 2009

I See London, I See Paris (Not France)

She’s got her own show, album, book, sex tape…the list goes on. And now Paris Hilton, the infamous model, celebrity (what the heck do you even call her) has her own documentary, "Paris, not France" set to premiere tonight on MTV.

Jul 24, 2009

Candy Dish: Katie Holmes Shakes Her Groove Thang

• So, can Katie Holmes dance? • Amy Winehouse may be a druggie, but she's no predator. • Make your ass smell like roses! • Did Michael Jackson have a crush on Beyonce? • How to deal with those crappy party guests. • Paris isn't stupid or slutty, OK?!

Jul 22, 2009

Candy Dish: Mazel Tov, Patti Stanger!

• The Millionaire Matchmaker is officially matched. • Are these super foods or super trendy? • Jon Gosselin's lady friend hearts the bong. • Warning: creepy guys are getting tech savvy. • Is Paris going after Jessica Simpson's leftovers? • Aaaand I'm never eating McDonalds again. • Michelle Obama got a haircut. Why do we care?

Jun 18, 2009

Candy Dish: The Iranian Protests Continue…

• Iranian student protesters targeted by government. • Poor Piano Man got dumped. • Everything I know I learned from hip hop. • Someone's talkin smack about Will Smith. • Lindsay Lohan and Paris will do anything to get back in the tabs. • OMG we need these shoes.

Jun 17, 2009

The Top 10 Celebrities Who Should NOT Be Famous

As far as I can tell, there are three main types of celebrities that the world fawns over. Type 1:“The Talented Celebrity.” Think models who have shown up on the cover of Italian Vogue, actors like Brad Pitt who have starred in everything from comedy to drama, and music moguls who come out with one hit after another (think Madonna)...

Jun 16, 2009

Candy Dish: Paris Hilton Has Interesting Taste in “Men”

• Paris Hilton's new man carries a murse. • Dealing with a creepy coworker. • Miley's about done with Hannah Montana. • Sacha Baron Cohen bares it all for GQ. • Fix your hair to get over a broken heart. • The best facial cleanser ever?

Jun 11, 2009

Candy Dish: Palin Is Going to Hunt Letterman From a Helicopter

• Personally, I think it's funny... • Paris Hilton is single. Again. • Add a zipper for instant punkification. • We totally heart Jordin Sparks and her new video. • Celebrity odd couples. • Does a hot teacher make learning easier? Harder? Sexier?

Jun 4, 2009

Celebrity Products We Want To See

It seems that every celebrity tries their hand at the retail business. Jennifer Lopez, Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, Beyonce, and more, put out random clothing lines and perfumes every month.

May 28, 2009

Candy Dish: Paris Hilton Fights for a Cause

Paris Hilton speaks out....against The Hills. • Britney Spears is still a mess. • Spend less on laundry. • Where does Sonia Sotomayor stand on abortion? • We totally heart print dresses. • And the best foreplay toy is....

May 22, 2009

Candy Dish: Paris Hilton Gets It On In Cannes

Paris Hilton is super classy. • Brush up on your text lingo. • The Gosselins do counseling. • How to break up with a dude.Bisexuality is the new black. • Leanne Rimes is happily married, OK!?

May 18, 2009

Candy Dish: Obama’s Advice to Notre Dame

• What did Obama have to say to the Fighting Irish? • OMGee. There is a Paris Hilton documentary. • Jennifer Hudson forgives. • The best health and fitness products of the year. • LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian are at it again. • Cameron Diaz has a really rough life.

May 16, 2009

Good Books That Make You Look Bad

A trip to the campus bookstore is an exercise in self-assurance. When you spot an intriguing book that you cannot wait to read cover to cover, you may or may not have the cajones to bring it up to the counter. Why, you ask? Hmm, maybe because its entitled The Going Down Guide: Tongue Tips and Oral Techniques for Men and Women!

May 13, 2009

Candy Dish: Boys Like Olivia Wilde

Maxim’s #1 hottie is, well, hot. The Gosselin cheating frenzy continues… Paris Hilton’s frat party gets out of hand. Annoying...

May 11, 2009

11 Things You Can’t Get Away With In The Real World

If there’s one thing we all know, it's that college is basically it’s own little universe. It's that beer-drinking, bar-hopping, Cliff Notes-reading, coffee-chugging "safe haven" between the comfort of your parent's home and that place everybody calls "the real world." And unfortunately, we all know that "real world" is much less exciting than MTV moguls would lead us to believe.

Apr 30, 2009

Girl Crush: Nicole Richie

Since her debut on the ridiculous reality series The Simple Life in 2003, Nicole Richie has been one of the most intriguing socialites to watch. Soon after entering the celebrity sphere, she was arrested for possession of heroin while driving with a suspended license. Three years later, she was detained for driving down a California highway in the wrong direction (high on Vicodin and marijuana… oops?) and slammed with a DUI.

Apr 28, 2009

Candy Dish: Paris Isn’t Worried About Swine Flu

Paris Hilton knows how to protect herself. • Another reason to head to Target!Kim Kardashian goes blonde. Interesting. • Who does Simon think will win Idol? • Is LC going to be replaced on The Hills? • 10 annoying text habits.

Apr 27, 2009

I’m Torn: The Monokini

'll be the first to admit that I own a ridiculous amount of swimwear for a girl who lives in a state where the temperature reaches 80° for a maximum of three months. I'm not even a swimmer. I just really like bikinis. For the past few summers, however, the monokini has been a fierce alternative to the triangle top and the Brazilian cut bottom.

Apr 24, 2009

The Celebretard Showdown: Paris vs. Heidi Montag

Whenever we need to make a difficult decision, we make a list. You know, like when we were choosing a school, or when we were choosing a date to the first sorority date party. So when are constantly faced with the awful decision of which D-List celebrity is more annoying, we make a list. Yes, this is a decision we feel the need to make on a weekly basis.

Apr 16, 2009

Candy Dish: Even Paris Doesn’t Want Doug

• First LC, now Paris. What's wrong with Doug Reinhardt? • Do you want to be a Skinny Bitch? • Cheap and eco friendly shoes. Helloooo, Payless!Ashton Kutcher vs. CNN: An Epic Battle. • OMG! You can meet Leo!Spring beauty on a budget.

Apr 6, 2009

Candy Dish: The Palins are Pissed

Levi Johnston blabs to Tyra. He's dead (moose) meat. The dos and don'ts of accessorizing. Dancing with the Stars or Dancing with the Erections!? The Fast and the...Bi-curious. Single lip color is so last year. WTF is Paris Hilton wearing?

Mar 27, 2009

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Mar 26, 2009

Gwyneth Paltrow, You Are NOT a Designer

Just because you are famous and dress well, it does NOT mean you can design clothes.

Mar 26, 2009

Candy Dish: Valerie Bertinelli’s Hot Bod

This woman is 48? I really need to put down this pop-tart and get to the gym.