Oh celebrity cat fights — proof that girls really never outgrow their middle school caddiness. And the one silly socialite we love to hate, Paris Hilton, has again pissed off a friend, or should I say ex-friend (this girl seriously goes through BFF’s like it’s going out of style).

You’ve probably heard the latest on what went down yesterday between Miss Hilton and former Dancing with the Stars contestant, Shanna Moakler. But let’s recap.

Fellow MySpacer, Shanna posted Hilton’s email and phone number in her blog. Hilton’s rep is saying the whole incident was “unprovoked” and is calling Shanna “mean-spirited” and “childish.” Now ladies, if you’ve got nothing nice to say, you shouldn’t say anything at all. Read More »

Celebs and college students actually have A LOT in common. We sleep late, stay out late, sometimes don’t wear underwear and are interested in being photographed while fashionably eating fast-food. Discussion of pot smoking, though, has always been somewhat taboo on either side. Celebrities don’t want to tarnish their images in being revealed as stoners, and college students don’t want to admit that they spend scholarship money on being a stoner.

However, crusaders like Kirsten Dunst aim to break the silence by starting a public, weed-centered dialogue. Yesterday, the star readily admitted to smoking pot, inhaling it and liking it (she’s no George W.)! She cited genius and apparent pothead Carl Sagan as her gateway into the gateway drug.

Pictures of other stars like Mischa, Paris and Drew Barrymore (shocker!) smoking joints have infiltrated the gossip rags. So are these celebs taking a cue from the virile pot habits of college students, or should we start photographing our own pot odysseys for public consumption?

In any case, the college life is probably as close to the star life as we’re ever gonna get, so light up and hallucinate the paparazzi all you want.

When I see these types of pictures, my mind immediately screams DEAR LORD! and shuts down. It screams and freezes up for a few reasons.

The first one being I DON’T WANT TO SEE BRITTANY’S COOCH. Not in any capacity do I want to see that girl’s vagig. Hell to the NO.

The second reason these pictures render me thoughtless and actionless is because I can’t understand why ANYONE would wear a short dress without underwear.

The ONLY excuse is that maybe you’re heading over to a significant other’s place for a fun little rendezvous. “Hitting the clubs” is not a legitimate justification for leaving your panties at home.

So why are so many ‘celebrities’ doing just that? I don’t rightly know. My guess is it’s purely an attempt to get noticed. It has to be.

Why else would you risk disease (think of all the places you’re going to sit, what’s been there before…my god. I’m puking), a bare ass grope, or a possible crowd flash? The truth is, I don’t think you’d risk any of these things unless you’re a glutton for attention. Read More »

Yes, season 4 of the Simple Life will stoop to a new low: Putting Paris Hilton and Nicole Ritchie in the role of counselors at a fat camp. Just imagine how they will be shape the health ideals of youngsters.

Page Six reports, “The E! series isn’t calling it a “fat camp” – reps for the show say it’s a “wellness camp focused on eating right, yoga, nutrition and exercise.” If the producers of this show think that Paris and Nicole strutting around in tiny shorts are going to make the fat campers want to do anything but go vomit and use illegal substances to shed some weight, they are severely mistaken.

I have to admit that it’s a brilliant marketing ploy by the creators of the show because nothing could be more ironic than these two actually attempting to give advice on how to live a healthy lifestyle.