Over the years, college kids have developed a universal stereotype as sex-crazed alcoholic party monsters. And while that may be true for some of our classmates, it’s a little bit off to say that this is all you can expect from campus populations. Or is it?

Just kidding, of course it is. How can you say we’re all the same when there are SO many more stereotypes out there that we can place college students into? Extensive research into the subject–aka watching a few Old School-esque campus-based movies–will give you a little insight into the type of people you can expect to meet once you set out to earn your degree.

But how do you know if all of these stereotypes are true? Things may vary from campus to campus, but overall there are a few people you can expect to make and break the stereotypes that have been established by years of party school movies and headlining college scandals. Here’s a little guide to what I’ve learned to be true and false regarding college stereotypes.

There comes a time in every young woman’s life when she looks at her roommate laying on the bathroom floor at the bar and says to herself “it’s time to take her to the hospital home.” Of course there were signs all night that it wasn’t going to end well. Such as when she went outside to boot and rally. Or when she wrestled some stranger’s phone out of his hands (she dropped hers into a pitcher of beer) so she can call her high school ex. And of course there was that moment when she was standing on top of a wobbly table singing some song that sounds like a mix between Journey and Piano Man.

Does none of this sound familiar to a night at your school? Well just check out the photos below and try to remember that if you ever see anything like that in real life, it’s time to take your friend home…and put a garbage can next to her bed.

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Lindsay Lohan needs help. Real help. Now.

Early this morning, Lohan was busted, yet again, for driving under the influence. The twice rehabbed star had a BAC that was between .12 and .13 and was driving with a suspended license.

Apparently, cops were alerted when Lohan’s white Denali was spotted chasing an Escalade (Samantha Ronson, anyone?) down the highway.

Oh and once Lohan was caught? Cocaine was found in her possession as well! Cops found the stuff in her pants pocket once they took her in and booked her. Now, it looks like she’s free on bail — $25,000 — and now all she has left to do is wait. And freak the hell out.

LiLo’s career going down the tubes has always been kind of a joke lately, but its pretty much a certainty now, no? Read More »