I think that alcohol is really revealing. When we’re drunk, we basically become less-inhibited versions of ourselves. We have no filter, so we say all the things we really mean, and do all the things we really want to do. Needless to say, these things can be surprising. They never fail to be entertaining though. Can’t decide if you like someone? I say, go out with them and see if you like them drunk. Mean drunk? Secretly a vicious person inside. Really whiny drunk? Secretly complaining every minute of every day.

Here at College Candy, we think everyone should embrace their drunk selves (read: real selves) for who they really are. So we made this handy infographic for you, about the things that are likely to happen when you’re drunk. Don’t even try to lie to yourself, you know you recognize at least a few of these points.

It’s almost summer, and the days spent cramming for finals and living the dorm life are winding down. To celebrate acing your exams, go out with a second semester bang by clubbing with the girls! Often times I find myself annoyed while packing my clutch, because I have to remove and replace items because of the size. I’m not about to carry around a tote, but I’m an over-packer/planner. I need a lot of tools. For the complete party girl survival kit (camouflaged by an adorable Oginski Clutch via Aldo, $45.00) see below:

Walk Home Shoes

The savior to all sore, bruised and broken heels. Peel your feet out of those stilettos and unroll these babies on your way to taco bell. They are affordable, as thin as an iPhone, and come in their own little case, so no worries about the grimy bar bathroom bottoms pressing up against your lip gloss.
Footzyrolls, $12.99

Pocket Size Sanitizer

Okay, other than its obvious uses (warding off sickness, and removing the ‘X’ from your hands) it really comes in handy. Let’s be real here. We dance our hearts out, and that induces sweat. Clunky deodorants take up way too much room, even if they’re travel size. If you’re feeling a bit ranky under your arms, pat some of this onto your skin. The sanitizer removes the bacteria, taking away the smell and leaving a fresh scent.
Dancing Waters, $1.50

Mini Mascara

My favorite makeup tool is my mascara. Nothing looks prettier than long, defined lashes. By the end of the night, mine begins to run and clump, regardless of whether or not it’s waterproof. Stash a mini-stick into your clutch and reapply during your 5th trip to the bathroom.
Bold Eyes To Go, $28.00

Roll On Perfume

Roll on perfumes or samples are perfect for targeting small areas with fresh scents. Roll onto wrists and sides of your neck. The size is just right, and stays on longer than a small bottle of body mist. My favorite scent is Dolce & Gabbana Light Blue!

Bandaids

You love those leopard print wedges, but your ankles don’t. Stick a few behind your heel for a night full of fun and no friction.

Aspirin

Alright, I know we’re not old ladies, but I can’t tell you how many times I’ve wished I had just one travel pack of aspirin for the morning-after.

Pop-up Brush

This is the sweaty, poof gone birds nest, drunk hair’s best friend. It’s the perfect size, compact and comes with a mirror. What more could you ask for?
Turquoise Pop Up Brush, $8.00

Gum

As Sammi Sweetheart once quoted, “I don’t want your pukey-breath on me.” Exactly.

Mini-Tamps

Whether you’re on your monthly gift, or a poor, stumbling stranger is, it’s always nice to have backup. U by Kotex‘s brand is small and compact for your clutch.
U by Kotex, $5.15-16.00

Bobbie Pins

Bobbie pins are not only great for pinning your strays back, but I’ve made use of these babies for dress malfunctions as well. A belt is too big? Bobbie it. A bra strap broke? Bobbie it. Need your shirt to stay in place, tucked under that adorable high waist skirt?
Full Tilt 60 piece bobbie pins $5.99

Chapstick

I love Burt’s! Natural and minty, it keeps your lips prepped for that hopeful hookup. It’s also great for removing smudged eye-makeup.
Honey Lip Balm $3.00

It looks like a lot, but they can all fit snugly in your favorite clutch and can easily be purchased with a college-budget bank account. Keep these handy and rage on!

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Teen Vogue has a slideshow on their site right now of “100 party-ready heels for prom.” Even though we’re well past our prom days, we still love a good pair of heels – whether we’re heading to a formal, going out, or just because. But after a few clicks, we discovered that Teen Vogue’s picks are way out of our price range. Miu Miu heels for $645?! Yeah, maybe when we win the lottery.

What high school girl buys $645 heels for prom? It seems ridiculous, especially when there are so many reasonable alternatives. Sure, Steve Madden is no Louboutin. But if you save a little money on your shoes, you’ll have the money you need to pay for other things. Like, you know, college. Check out the affordable alternatives we found to Teen Vogue’s pricey picks.

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Garnet is a student at Columbia University in New York City. She is “that person” who starts dancing at a party when everyone else is standing around, and if there were a Facebook stalking Olympics, she would be a gold medalist. She also loves cheesy 90s music, and almost died of happiness when Vanilla Ice retweeted her. Once. Follow her on Twitter @garnethenderson.

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Happy Pi Day! Today’s date is 3.14, get it?! In case you blocked out the painful experience of high school math from your memory, I’ll tell you a little bit about Pi. It’s the ratio of the circumference of a circle to its diameter. Pi is an irrational and transcendental number, which means it will continue infinitely without ever repeating. It’s been calculated to over one trillion digits. Pretty cool, right? Mathematicians sure think so, and they really know how to celebrate Pi Day.

In other news, March 14 also happens to be my ex-boyfriend’s birthday. (Hi, D!) He’s heading to grad school to become a fancy mathematician, which makes this the most perfect birth date he could have had. So, because I know you want to get in on the Pi Day action, I found the best Pi Day products from every corner of the internet.

Click through the gallery and find out how to throw an epic Pi Day party for your ex-boyfriend (or just a regular Pi Day party). Read More »

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If you think your NYE outfit, alcohol supply and approximate cab fare combine to cost a pretty penny, just be glad you aren’t greeting 2012 from a nightclub in Vegas. It might sound fun at first: there’s a ton of options, the venues are gorgeous, and you can simply walk back to your hotel room whenever you’re ready to change outfits in time for breakfast, right?

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One of the most fun nights of the year, New Year’s Eve, is just a few days away, but don’t worry if you don’t have an outfit picked out yet! Here are some great outfit options for New Year’s in the perfect colors for the night — silver and gold. No matter where you are or what you do for New Year’s, you’ll want to sparkle, and all these pieces will help you do just that! And best of all, each piece is less than $20! Read More »

I love giving presents. I love the face people make when opening up the specifically picked gift, hearing the sounds of the wrapping paper tearing. I love the hugs and thank yous, the ‘Oh my god! You totally shouldn’t have (but I’m secretly really really glad you did)’s.

However, I hate the process you need to take to get there. I guess you could say I hate being thrown into a crowd of about 5,376.5 people all on the same mission. It’s like survival of the fittest except the contestants are fatter and will kill you to get the prize.

So, to help every other last-minute shopper out there, here are ten gift ideas that are sure to warm the hearts of the loved ones in your life. Or at least make them wince with an unappreciative ”Yeah, totally love it.” Read More »

Throwing the perfect house party can be a lot of work and a lot more stress than most people are willing to admit.  How much alcohol should you buy?  Who should you invite?  Is it worth it to make Jello Shots? Will the masking tape on the cupboards really keep people out?

While we can’t predict if your invitees will go gaga over a hand-carved ice luge, we can give you the answers to throwing an absolutely awesome house party.

1. Invest in a variety of alcohol…and lots of it

Nothing says lame party like the house that runs out of alcohol before midnight.  People at parties have this great habit of making a drink, holding onto it for five minutes, and then forgetting about their cup and pouring another drink.  Therefore, buy more.  It is absolutely okay to get cheap vodka and cheap rum if that means that more people can drink it.  You and your friends will have the leftover alcohol to use for the rest of the year.  If you need a guide, there are 17 shots in a fifth and 40 shots in handle.

2. Don’t forget the beer!

Even if you aren’t a beer drinker, a party without a keg means no flip cup, no beer pong, and a larger chance that someone will throw up in your house, since hard alcohol drinks will get people drunk faster than beer.  Set up the keg in the corner somewhere, and make sure you have lots of cups.

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Everyone secretly wants to be famous. Maybe you want to be known for your intelligence and take over the world, like Mark Zuckerburg did with Facebook. Maybe you’re the type that wants to fake-bake yourself so orange that you get mistaken for an oompa loompa, tease the s!#t out of your hair to create a bulging mass on the top of your head, and make yourself a common household name for your skanky ways like Snooki did.  Or, maybe you’ll “accidentally” get caught on camera doing what you do best and end up making a fortune off of it, like Paris Hilton did.

Being famous seems pretty fabulous, and if you want to get up to the level of Mark, ole’ Snooks, or even Paris, who’s always on top in her video and off, college is the place to start.  If you think running for office, being involved in multiple organizations, or leading your sorority is going to get you famous, it’s not. Don’t be a fool. To get your 15 minutes of fame, you’re going to need to step it up. If you do, those 15 minutes could turn into much more. Like your very own, crappy reality television show.

Streak.
The most epic of all ways to get your 15 minutes of fame in college is to go streaking. I’m not talking about drinking a few too many then running down your street at 3:00 in the morning when no one’s around. I’m talkin’ leaving your clothes on the sidelines of the biggest basketball game of the season and running across the court. You may end up going to jail, but you’ll look darn good in your mug shots.

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