Tuffy Luv Gets Bugged About Beds
So to start, this is humiliating, but last Friday night I peed my bed. I’m a 24 year old grad student and live in the dorms at my school. I have no idea what happened, and this was a completely random event. By no means am I a bedwetter…anyways, my roommate found out (it was pretty easy, she was awake when I woke up soaked…), which was even more embarrassing.
Morning After Story: Marking Our Territory
For a long while (ahem, code for way too long) I side dated a guy a little younger than me. And by side dated; I mean every Friday night, we would get together after an intense evening partying and make out like wild animals.

Glamour Says The Darndest Things: May Edition
For the longest time, Cosmo was my bible of choice. It helped me sustain my reputation as all-knowing sex goddess among my circle of friends in high school (nevermind the fact that I didn’t even have my first kiss until the end of my sophomore year…of college).
The Morning After: Friends With Bad Benefits
I had known Jon (name has been changed since I know homeboy reads this site) for a little over a year. Our entire relationship was based on drinking together; we met through a friend at a bar, exchanged numbers and quickly became one another’s drinking friends. You know, the one you call when you’re drunk at 10:30 on a Friday and looking for fun people to meet up with.
Would You Rather… Engagement Edition
Would you rather pee on your guy out of excitement when he proposes OR throw up on him out of excitement when he proposes?
The Morning After: The Pee Pee Night
I’ll put it plainly: On my 19th birthday, I made it my duty to get really, really drunk. It was my freshman year at school, and my parents had come up for the weekend and taken a few of my closest friends out to celebrate with us. Naturally, as is often customary when mom and dad are footing the bill, the wine was flowing for a good two hours.
Miss Manners: Urinal Etiquette
Just for fun, I’ve decided to lighten up this week’s column with an article on urinal etiquette. I get such a laugh every time a guy friend walks out of a public restroom screaming, “He was staring at my penis!! EVERYONE KNOWS YOU DON’T LOOK AT ANOTHER GUY’S THING!” Come to think of it, this seems to happen an awful lot.

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