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  • Sexy Time: The Burden of Sexiness

    Sexy Time: The Burden of Sexiness

    I know that in my own experience, I find myself constantly thinking of ways to improve my sex life. Even though I'm content, and I know my boyfriend is content, I am always looking for ways to surprise him (ie: what new and exciting place can I give him a BJ?). I choreograph strip teases, write him erotic stories, strategically pick out sexy underwear, surprise sext him, work on my flexibility, and also engage in a few sexy acts that I derive absolutely no enjoyment from (tit-f*cking is the worst, oh god).

  • Levi Johnston Or Not, Who Needs Playgirl?

    Levi Johnston Or Not, Who Needs Playgirl?

    Today was an unfortunate day. While perusing the internet, I ran across a teaser of Levi Johnston’s Playgirl magazine photo shoot. My curiosity got the best of me, and to say it killed the cat is an understatement. I think "made the cat look at a whole lot of nasty testicles...and then killed it" is more accurate.

  • Wednesday Night Encounters: A Date with Craigslist

    Wednesday Night Encounters: A Date with Craigslist

    We’ve talked about Craigslist countless times before. It’s glorious and hilarious and you can buy chairs or sell your cat. However, after a little chat...