"It's not about the size of the boat, it's about the motion of the ocean" tends to be the mantra for all men who are embarrassed by what they are packing, while we women constantly cater to their egos and tell them that size doesn't matter.
There's a lot of cultural stigma attached to small penises. They're not considered attractive. We mock guys who aren't well-endowed and consider them less desirable than guys who are more blessed. A lot of a guy's perceived masculinity is tied up in the size of his junk, which is just utterly absurd.
As evolved and politically correct as we like to think we are, the fact remains that stereotypes are stereotypes for a reason. Sure, many stereotypes are outdated, sexist and downright silly, but there are a few stereotypes that still hold truth. Deny it though they might, most men are guilty of the following...
This issue of Glamour was made for summer. It featured three separate cover girls - Frieda Pinto, Emma Stone, and Ashley Greene - all rocking gorgeous beach-inspired looks. The pages were filled with beautiful bathing suits, feminine pastels, and an obscene (but totally acceptable) amount of floral prints.
You know how people are always making generalizations about men and their sexual prowess based entirely on cultural stereotypes? Well, someone finally got tired of it. In what I can only assume was an attempt to put all those rumors to rest, someone actually did a study to determine which nations were the most well endowed.
The majority of us have been trying to decode boy behavior since we turned 13, and upon hitting legal drinking age, haven't made much progress. I'm still as confused as ever, especially about how obsessed guys are with sex, like why do they like being woken up with a BJ? But morning lovin' isn't the only thing I'm confused about, it might be everything related to sex, including sizing issues.
Of course you think you know everything about sex. You’re a liberated, intelligent college woman, right? And you’ve done your research; you know what’s what. Well, guess what? There’s always room for a little extra know-how, and we’ve compiled the ultimate resource on everything you need to know about sex. Take notes, you just might learn a new fact or two.
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"It's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean" - that's the saying, anyway. But with the new season of Hung and the start of The Hard Times of RJ Berger, it seems like having a big dick is still a big deal - in entertainment-land anyway.
I don't know about you, but I could not stop watching the thrill of moguls, downhill skiing, and the hockey hunks tear it up over the ice this week. Something about the Olympics just brings me back to when I wanted to be Kristi Yamaguchi (but not Tonya Harding).
This year, Valentine's Day kicks off National Condom Week (coincidence? I think not), and it's time to give these little rubbers the appreciation they deserve! I mean really, what would life be without them (besides there being a lot more episodes of Teen Mom...)?
Much to the dismay of my male readers, I have to admit that size does in fact matter to us ladies. Sure, it isn't the only component of good sex, but it definitely contributes. After all, the motion of the ocean doesn't matter much if you can't feel the waves!
You know when you meet a great guy and you really hit it off? Everything is going swimmingly and you’re starting to imagine the wedding and the kids and the white picket fence, when you reach between his legs and… womp, womp, womp... all your dreams come crashing down. It turns out that your tube of Nars Orgasm lipstick is bigger than what that dreamboat is packing. And you had no idea.
Upon some recent discussion with my guy friends, I’ve come to realize that we girls may just be a little bit “too close.” I happen to be one of those people blessed with an intimate group of girlfriends, and therefore we talk about everything from the specific color name of our nail polish to the exact millisecond of how long our most recent sack session lasted.
It's been about 5 months since I got any booty so, naturally, I've got sex on the brain today. Like every day. Instead of turning to sweets (bad for the weight) or vibrators (bad when you're in an office), I did a little online research. On sex.
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So, ok. We’ve all heard it… “It’s not the size of the wave, it’s the motion of the ocean.” (Though I think the size of...
Have you ever wanted to know the exact measurement of your guy’s ‘ween, down to the millimeter? Have you ever overheard two guys bragging about...
Yeah, yeah yeah. We have all heard it a thousand times – “It’s not the size of the boat, but the motion of the ocean.”...