• 16 Foods That Accidentally Look Like Penises [Gallery]

    We're eating lunch, minding our own business, then one of our friends has a giggle fit and you don't really understand why. Oh right, it looks like you're eating a gigantic penis.

  • Why Does Sex Always Hurt Me? [Ask Tuffy Luv]

    I don't know what is wrong with me, but I think my vagina is too tight/small. Although I have been having sex for almost a year, it is still often painful afterwards (if not during), and it snaps back to it's original state.

  • The Weirdest Penis We’ve Ever Seen [WTF Friday]

    Most of the time when we think of animals we imagine adorable puppies, kittens (fish?) or the zoo. But did you ever stop to think of their sex lives or... their sex organs?

  • Things That Michael Fassbender’s Penis Has Ruined

    The LA Times thinks that Michael Fassbender's penis ruined his chance at an Oscar. Really. It's pretty well known that the Academy is a little stuffy, and they tend to be put off by racy scenes. So they may have overlooked Fassbender's performance because of his full frontal nude scene. Let's face it – Michael Fassbender's penis is a real problem.

  • The World Map of Penises

    You know how people are always making generalizations about men and their sexual prowess based entirely on cultural stereotypes? Well, someone finally got tired of it. In what I can only assume was an attempt to put all those rumors to rest, someone actually did a study to determine which nations were the most well endowed.

  • Friday Faves: Pig in a Blanket – An Acquired Taste?

    My first boyfriend was uncircumcised. At the young, inexperienced age of fourteen, I realized this only because one day while chilling on the futon in the den having a post BJ-sesh chat, he informed me that some of the girls he had been with (because as a sixteen-year-old senior, he was far more sexually experienced than my freshman self) were initially freaked out by the au natural state of his Scottish-born ween.

  • Duke It Out: “The Size of the Boat”

    "It's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean" - that's the saying, anyway. But with the new season of Hung and the start of The Hard Times of RJ Berger, it seems like having a big dick is still a big deal - in entertainment-land anyway.

  • Utah Seniors Are Funny…. At Least to Us

    Some call this a fail, we call it a total win. Call us immature (it's better than the other things people have been calling us), but this is funny. I mean, penis? On the front page of the newspaper? Ha! That's funny! And genius.

  • So Everything ISN’T Bigger in Texas…

    You know when you meet a great guy and you really hit it off? Everything is going swimmingly and you’re starting to imagine the wedding and the kids and the white picket fence, when you reach between his legs and… womp, womp, womp... all your dreams come crashing down. It turns out that your tube of Nars Orgasm lipstick is bigger than what that dreamboat is packing. And you had no idea.

  • Looks Like Someone Forgot Something…

    Airbrushing away fat and cellulite for a woman's magazine? Bad. As we all know, it sets unrealistic beauty expectations, promotes disordered eating and leaves some models/celebs looking unrecognizable....

  • Sexy Time: Demystifying Foreskin

    Foreskin may be the only uncharted territory Americans have no desire to conquer. In our country, circumcision is common enough that a foreskin-free penis is the expectation, but elsewhere, that's hardly the case. Though it remains the most common elective operation globally, the majority of men in the world don't undergo it. Surprised?

  • We Can’t Get Enough Peen

    Not gonna lie...this summer hasn’t been the friskiest for me. And I know this may sound creepy, but I feel like that guy from Superbad when he’s telling his friend that as a kid he went through a stage where he just couldn’t stop drawing penises. They were just, like, always on his mind.

  • He Said/She Said: Can’t Get It Up

    So you're on your way to Sexy Town with your boy. There is heavy petting, clothes are flying around the room and you're reeling to go when - oh no - he can't...do it. He keeps trying to get things working, but it's too late. The "moment" is lost.

  • WTF Friday: The Unisex Romper

    I love the way rompers look (on other people). I love penises (on other...male...people). I don't like the combination on anyone.

  • Candy Dish: Patrick Dempsey Break

    McDreamy on a bike. Deeeelish. • Chris Pine and Audrina Partridge: It's official. • Penis bling? Awesome. • People caught masturbating. So funny. • Wanna kiss Robert Pattinson? Got $20,000? • RedTagCrazy - our newest shopping obsession.

  • Sexy Time: Get to Know the Big O

    Last weekend, I had the best orgasm of my life. (I apologize for the over-share, but it really needed to be said.) Days later, as I was thinking about that episode for the 258th time, I realized that I don’t really know much about my best friend, the orgasm.

  • Cosmo Says the Darndest Things: May Edition

    This month, Cosmo released its annual “Sexy” issue. In it, they provide various, previously printed tips for seducing your man, or just feeling hot in general (apparently, paying my bills in the nude will make it “less painful.” Uh, I probably would have named something else as number 32 on the list of 50 Things to Do Naked, but that’s just me).

  • Overheard: Stop Poking Me!

    (Frustrated girl, at a computer.) Girl: Who is this person? This 'giant-nasty-rotting-vagina' person? Wrote the thing about the giant Husky penis? (Girl reading a paper.) Girl: I think the world is ending. We all stopped smoking [weed], and suddenly we're comedians.

  • Stuffed Like a Thanksgiving Turkey

    30 Rock‘s, Tracy Morgan, spoke up in Maxim’s latest issue about his collection of…

  • Orgasmic Childbirth, My Ass

    Childbirth is excruciatingly painful. Sounds like a no-brainer, right? Yeah, that’s w…

  • Candy Dish: Jay Leno Gets An Earlier Bedtime

    Catch Jay Leno at 10 pm…every weeknight. Gmail: now with to-do lists! Homegirl lights he…

  • Overheard: Social Vomit

    [Every week, CC and John will bring you some of the weirdest, funniest, saddest things he hears o…

  • We Wonder Where This Bridge Leads…

    Paris Hilton’s bedroom? The happiest place on earth? We can’t say, but it is prett…

  • When Ad Executives Have No Sense of Disturbing

    Children's toys can be disturbing.  This is not news.  But you know what else can be disturbing?…

  • Size Doesn’t Matter, But Measure Anyway!

    You meet a guy. He’s cute, he’s charming and he makes you want to take off your cloth…