16 Foods That Accidentally Look Like Penises [Gallery]
We’re eating lunch, minding our own business, then one of our friends has a giggle fit and you don’t really understand why. Oh right, it looks like you’re eating a gigantic penis.
Why Does Sex Always Hurt Me? [Ask Tuffy Luv]
I don’t know what is wrong with me, but I think my vagina is too tight/small. Although I have been having sex for almost a year, it is still often painful afterwards (if not during), and it snaps back to it’s original state.

The Weirdest Penis We’ve Ever Seen [WTF Friday]
Most of the time when we think of animals we imagine adorable puppies, kittens (fish?) or the zoo. But did you ever stop to think of their sex lives or… their sex organs?
Things That Michael Fassbender’s Penis Has Ruined
The LA Times thinks that Michael Fassbender’s penis ruined his chance at an Oscar. Really. It’s pretty well known that the Academy is a little stuffy, and they tend to be put off by racy scenes. So they may have overlooked Fassbender’s performance because of his full frontal nude scene. Let’s face it – Michael Fassbender’s penis is a real problem.
The World Map of Penises
You know how people are always making generalizations about men and their sexual prowess based entirely on cultural stereotypes? Well, someone finally got tired of it. In what I can only assume was an attempt to put all those rumors to rest, someone actually did a study to determine which nations were the most well endowed.
Friday Faves: Pig in a Blanket – An Acquired Taste?
My first boyfriend was uncircumcised. At the young, inexperienced age of fourteen, I realized this only because one day while chilling on the futon in the den having a post BJ-sesh chat, he informed me that some of the girls he had been with (because as a sixteen-year-old senior, he was far more sexually experienced than my freshman self) were initially freaked out by the au natural state of his Scottish-born ween.
Duke It Out: “The Size of the Boat”
“It’s not the size of the boat, it’s the motion of the ocean” – that’s the saying, anyway. But with the new season of Hung and the start of The Hard Times of RJ Berger, it seems like having a big dick is still a big deal – in entertainment-land anyway.

Around the Web

Utah Seniors Are Funny…. At Least to Us
Some call this a fail, we call it a total win. Call us immature (it’s better than the other things people have been calling us), but this is funny. I mean, penis? On the front page of the newspaper? Ha! That’s funny! And genius.
So Everything ISN’T Bigger in Texas…
You know when you meet a great guy and you really hit it off? Everything is going swimmingly and you’re starting to imagine the wedding and the kids and the white picket fence, when you reach between his legs and… womp, womp, womp… all your dreams come crashing down. It turns out that your tube of Nars Orgasm lipstick is bigger than what that dreamboat is packing. And you had no idea.
Looks Like Someone Forgot Something…
Airbrushing away fat and cellulite for a woman’s magazine? Bad.
As we all know, it sets unrealistic beauty expectations, promotes disordered eating and leaves some models/celebs looking unrecognizable….
Sexy Time: Demystifying Foreskin
Foreskin may be the only uncharted territory Americans have no desire to conquer. In our country, circumcision is common enough that a foreskin-free penis is the expectation, but elsewhere, that’s hardly the case. Though it remains the most common elective operation globally, the majority of men in the world don’t undergo it. Surprised?
We Can’t Get Enough Peen
Not gonna lie…this summer hasn’t been the friskiest for me. And I know this may sound creepy, but I feel like that guy from Superbad when he’s telling his friend that as a kid he went through a stage where he just couldn’t stop drawing penises. They were just, like, always on his mind.

He Said/She Said: Can’t Get It Up
So you’re on your way to Sexy Town with your boy. There is heavy petting, clothes are flying around the room and you’re reeling to go when – oh no – he can’t…do it. He keeps trying to get things working, but it’s too late. The “moment” is lost.