Lucky for all of us who love reading juicy gossip about celebrities, the internet has so many more places to offer that dish on the celebrities we love to mock, and we have eight of the best right here.

PopEater: PopEater is an exclusive site for go-to celeb interviews and news.  All of the articles are full of exclusive facts, up-to-date pictures and PopEater even has that scroll-thru quick read atmosphere (much like Perez).

Crushable: Crushable is great because along with celebrity news, they also offer style and relationship tips (the stuff I really care about). With the same layout style as Jezebel, Crushable offers a variety of advice, news and an easy go-to hot topics tab.  Like Perez, Crushable has a carefree HAHA attitude, offering silly articles and videos all over their site.

Celebrity Cafe: The Celebrity Cafe is fun because along with celeb gossip, there are games, travel stories, book and CD reviews AND contests within the site. Sounds like a college homework procrastinator’s dream to me!

Celebbuzz: With a raw focus on celeb news, Celebbuzz offers straightforward and timely celeb news all day, every day.

TVsquad: TVsquad is an online TV show blogging site featuring chat forums focused on every. single. TV show. out there. If you missed what was on ‘The Bachelor Pad‘ no need to worry anymore. TVSquad will support you with all of the recaps, discussions, news and previews you will ever need. And the stuff you didn’t know you needed until now.

Bricks and Stones Gossip: Built with the gossip from young Hollywood, bricksandstonesgossip showcases all young Hollywood celebrity rumors and news.  The site is full of updated pictures and dishes on everything from celebrity diets to what shoes Jessica Alba is wearing. It reminds me of a soft sided Perez Hilton (sans the ripping on people and stupid penis drawings on their faces).

The Blemish: The Blemish goes all out with its hilarious attack on celeb gossip.  It’s saucy, sassy, and super savvy.  And, by golly, it makes me LOL.

Yeeeah: Sure, Yeeeah.com is a little snarky, but that’s why we read celeb news, right?  Blunt honesty and pointing out the obskis is always the greatest remedy for a long day of long classes.

I’ve got a few words to exchange with you. First, let me just say this: your blog is cute. It’s really adorable that you draw things like…cum…dripping from the mouths of celebrities with your Paint program.

You’re really good at stirring up drama and, hell, that’s your job, right? Therefore, you’re good at your job.

But lets step out of your job for just ONE SECOND, and talk about protocol for being a decent human being. Amongst many other things, this includes NOT calling 15 year olds SLUTS.

Your most recent rants against Miley Cyrus are not only silly, they’re f*cking WRONG. You’re a full grown man now, Mario. I’m calling you by your real name because this is a real topic that exists outside of your blog.

Even though it’s your job to make fun of people and draw farts coming from their asses or whatever, you really need to leave Miley alone. She’s still a child. Calling her a “F*cking Liar” because she admitted she was hurt over her break up with Nick Jonas is out of line.

Who knew that a 15 year old pop star could be more mature than a 30 year old celebrity blogger? Seriously, that is just pathetic. It is really easy to act all tough and cool when you are hiding behind your computer, but we all know what happens when the tables are turned and people are picking on you.

Grow the hell up, dude.

Pick on as*holes your own size.

[Photo courtesy of douchey perezhilton.com]