Victoria Beckham is coming to America! Well, technically, she’s already here.

Some may not be as excited as others, but I watched NBC’s one-hour special on Posh’s arrival, and let me tell you–you judged the woman a bit too soon.

Right off the bat, it’s so obvious that Victoria knows exactly what she’s doing. Surrounded by her hairdresser and other staff (but, unfortunately not David) Posh immediately hires a new assistant who “cannot be too pretty or too thin.” Okay, I know what you’re thinking. Probably that this woman could not be more vain, right?

Please.

Take a minute to recognize her sarcasm, and after you do, realize that she’s kind of right. If her assistant causes any kind of media stir it would only end up making Posh’s life more chaotic. Defeats the purpose, right?

And the hilarity! Victoria is one funny bitch. After talking her way out of cheating on her driver’s test, she gets invited to a socialite’s lunch where she proceeds to visit with rich old ladies who do dolphin calls. Read More »

When Lindsay Lohan said rehab, what she really meant was a few weeks to rest up so I can party even harder.

According to everyone’s favorite gossip whore, Lindsay Lohan was recently caught—on tape—celebrating St. Coke’s Day in a bathroom stall at Teddy’s nightclub in Hollywood’s Roosevelt Hotel.

The person who taped Lohan doing things such as shoving a finger up a friend’s nose to help her snort a few bumps is an alleged “friend” who is worried Lohan’s ways are going to buy her a one way ticket to that movie theater in the sky. The “friend” leaked the video to the press “So the world can know what Lindsay has been doing and she can’t lie about it to herself or anyone else.” Read More »

Barcelona was so 2006. Anyone who’s anything knows 2007 is all about the Clink. Just ask Paris Hilton. According to TMZ.com, Ms. Hilton will be spending 45 days this Summer in the Century Regional Detention Facility in beautiful Lynwood, California.

Beginning June 5th, the lovely Paris will forgo Summer abroad for a Summer behind bars.

Orange is the new black when it comes to jumpsuits. Whether or not she will spend a single day behind bars remains to be seen.

But if the LA County DA has anything to say about it, be careful how you handle your soap Ms. Hilton. There will be no longer be any paparazzi to cover your ass.

Will Paris Go To Jail?

It has been way too long, but not much longer. The hotties from HBO’s hit series Entourage return to the small screen 17 days from today- We-hew!

Sundays have been such a bore. I’ve actually found myself hitting a text book or two- but Vince, Pirvert and the boys are certain to put an end to that. Besides, Grey’s, Entourage hands down, has the hottest cast and the hippest story lines.

So mark it down. April 8th. Sundays are back.

Which show do you think has the hottest cast?