• America’s Tweenophelia And Why It Has To Stop

    America’s Tweenophelia And Why It Has To Stop

    The time has come for someone to stand up and scream at the top of their lungs, “America, st…

  • Agyness Deyn: What’s All the Hype About?

    Agyness Deyn: What’s All the Hype About?

    As I study some pictures from various other media outlets of the up and coming new-aged model Agy…

  • Amy Winemouse and Pete Dirty Sincerely Disturb Me

    Amy Winemouse and Pete Dirty Sincerely Disturb Me

    So, when you’ve got tons of money, a serious addiction to drugs, a husband who’s in…

  • Number Stigma: Why I Don’t Count

    Number Stigma: Why I Don’t Count

    “So…how many people have you slept with?”
    If someone asks you this question: get o…

  • Heidi Montag and Britney Spears: The Duet That May Kill You

    Heidi Montag and Britney Spears: The Duet That May Kill You

    You know how some of us are all excited that The Hills is coming back to MTV? Well, silicone-fille…

  • Quickie: B. Spears to FINALLY Get Some Real Help?!

    Quickie: B. Spears to FINALLY Get Some Real Help?!

    This just in: Britney has finally ceased the madness and allowed herself to be checked into a hos…

  • Entertaining Web Ways to be a Slacker

    Entertaining Web Ways to be a Slacker

    Ew. January. So cold, so gray, so….ugh. You’ve been back in school for a few weeks now and t…

  • “The Hills” Gets Real About Being Fake

    “The Hills” Gets Real About Being Fake

    Much like Heidi’s face and body, The Hills isn’t real.
    The self-described Queen o…

  • Eminem Gets Fat, No One Really Cares

    Eminem Gets Fat, No One Really Cares

    Yo, what has happened to Eminem?
    While it’s taking all of my strength to keep away from a joke abou…

  • Dr. Phil Worries About Britney, Extends His 15 Minutes

    Dr. Phil Worries About Britney, Extends His 15 Minutes

    In case you live under a rock, Britney Spears has officially gone crazier than any of us thought p…

  • Brit’s Lawyers Quit, We Become Her Only Hope

    Brit’s Lawyers Quit, We Become Her Only Hope

    When lawyers are afraid of you, you know there’s a problem.
    As of Wednesday, Britney Spears’s cu…

  • Perez Hilton: Just Another Annoying Celebrity?

    Perez Hilton: Just Another Annoying Celebrity?

    Perez.
    He’s done a lot for us over the years. Taking down annoying starlets one vajayjay flash at…

  • Pete Wentz: Emo Model

    Pete Wentz: Emo Model

    So. It’s really true. Pete Wentz is modeling. For real.
    PerezHilton has just put up some pretty i…