Because the best way to align people to your cause is by totally alienating a large portion of the population.
Eff you, PETA.
I’m going to eat a big, juicy burger just to spite you.

Got a question for Tuffarella? Email her at tuffyluv@collegecandy.com to be featured in her weekly column!

Dear Tuffy Luv,

After watching a super scary PETA video, I can’t look in my closet anymore without picturing dead animal carcasses. I need places to buy vegan clothes. And shoes if you can. And fast. I can’t handle getting nauseous when I get dressed anymore.

Colleen Read More »

Earthquake rocks California.

A Spanx clothing line? Where do we sign up?!

Something’s wrong with Josh Hartnett.

Does PETA kill animals?

Gisele makes me want to work out cry in the corner.

Fox’s newest dating show…for the larger people.

P. Diddy is racist?

A cure for the bikini bumps.

Madonna won’t let Octomom out mom her.

Wonder weener? What!?

[Every week our style guru takes a celebrity look and breaks it down for you, our poor college fashionista. What does that mean? It means that while the celebrities are spending $5,000 on an ensemble, you don’t have to.

All you have to do is click on the goods and - boom - you can buy the entire ensemble. Yes, we know; there is a spot for her in heaven.]

I may be one of the few who truly loves Private Practice. Come on, people; don’t tell me you don’t dream of a doctor’s office filled with smokin’ docs! I also love Kate Walsh’s Bob. It’s chic and fresh, but still long and girly (unlike our pal Posh). And it looks so easy to deal with (unlike my unruly fro).

And now, not only am I jealous of Kate Walsh’s job and hair, but I’m jealous of her ‘fit. Cause it is just so cute. She looks totally fashion-forward for a day about town, which makes me believe that we can do it too!

But it’s a recession and we can’t afford to buy a $200 skirt! So leave it to me (your trusty budget fashionista) to break it down and find it for us all on the cheap: Read More »

Is this supposed to be sexy? Maybe some sort of horrible PETA experiment? WTF? What did Kermit ever do to you, skinny girl?

He didn’t deserve this, especially whatever torture you put him through to get him on a headband. There are plenty of other (less offensive) ways to add a little green to your wardrobe!

But Octomom loves Angie…figures.

9/11 widow and activist dies in Buffalo crash.

PETA has a protest in honor of Valentine’s Day..

I. Love. Shoes.

New “Transformers” trailer…I can’t wait!

Hair craze: wrap around braids!

I love Leighton Meester…a.k.a Blair Waldorf.

Layered looks are all the rage!

Is Miley a racist? These boys ponder it…

A cougar Barbie? WHAT?!

You’ve heard the truth about “organic” makeup, so what’s a girl to do when she wants to be environmentally cautious and fabulous all at the same time? The world of organic makeup seems shady at best with no real standards of any kind, but that is not the same story when it comes to Green makeup. There are a couple companies that really take environmental issues to heart and actually sell products that can help mother earth.

Cargo – Plant Love

Cargo has always had great makeup products, cool eye shadows and great blushes. But they recently launched a whole line of eco- friendly products. Everything from lipsticks, powders, foundations, liners, shadows, etc., all in super-biodegradable packaging. They even created the first ever compostable lipsticks! Made completely from corn, these lipstick tubes break down in a compost pile just like apple cores and banana peels.

The whole Plant Love line is certified by ECOCERT, which is kind of like a Better Business Bureau for eco-friendliness. They monitor not just the packaging, but the whole production process to make sure that the products are made, shipped and disposed of in way that is not too harsh on the environment. The coolest thing is the boxes the products come in actually have wildflower seeds in them! If you plant them, you can grow a garden. How’s that for green? Read More »

If not eating meat will make us as hot as any of the women in this PETA ad (that was banned from the Super Bowl), we’ll empty our fridge of all animal products right now.

On second thought, our fridge only has beer and peanut butter in it, so we’re good to go. Bring on the tofu!

An excuse to still love Barbie…

Stinky, smelly, black algae will make your skin look and feel fabulous!

Did Tony Romo cheat on Jessica?!

College apps process is about to get a whole lot easier!

Shia LeBeouf keeps getting weirder…

PETA’s commercial was rejected by the Super Bowl. Gee, I wonder why?

MAC’s “Naked Honey” collection is perfect for summer!

Rihanna is hot!

I want one of these, but I wouldn’t ride it in clear platform heels…

Get Vanessa Hudgen’s look for less!

President Obama is getting closer (literally) to the White House!

Amy Winehouse: circus act?

Green technology is coming…if the government will help.

Remember those kids who sang “You Can Vote However You Like“? They are headed to the Inauguration!

Dear Will Ferrell: you can’t say that on TV.

Britney Spears to star in next Sex and the City movie? Kill us now.

Sofia Coppola for Louis Vuitton is simply beautiful (not that we can afford it).

American Idol hits Kansas City. Hilarity ensues.

PETA says: help protect the sea kittens.

Jay-Z and Radiohead? What?