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The most extravagant I’ll go with my nails is alternating polish colors on each finger or painting a coat of glitter over my plain polish. I know, that’s so boring. If only I could be like women in Texas who created a brand new nail trend. A nail salon started putting snakeskin on nails! Not just a snakeskin pattern or airbrushing, ACTUAL SNAKESKIN!

I think we are going a little too far here. I’ve spent hours looking at cool manicures on Pinterest, and a lot of them make me think, “Why would someone do that to their nails?” I’ve seen newspaper nails, lace nails and weird 3-D looking nails, but those seem so tame compared to this freakish, snakeskin nail fetish.

The thought of me biting my nails when I’m nervous right before a class presentation and biting onto real snake body makes me want to vom. Or what about when I’m eating finger food? Will I get snakeskin in my sandwich? I wanted a BLT, not a BLSST.

Where are they even getting this skin? Are the nail salon managers patrolling the woods to find newly shed snakeskin, or are they just slaughtering the snakes for a manicure? I’m not being a crazy animal PETA person because I think fur coats and animal purses aren’t SO bad, but those products last years. A manicure lasts about a week!

So I searched the internet to find crazy manicures I would be willing to try before putting snakeskin on my nails. What about you guys? Are you pro-snake or anti-snake?

Jessica is a senior at the University of Florida. If you want to woo her, buy her a sandwich instead of a drink. She loves criticizing celebrities on CollegeCandy and tweeting from @jesszalesk about rude people on the bus.

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Animal print is one of the hardest prints to incorporate into your wardrobe. And it doesn’t matter which you choose: leopard print, zebra print, faux-fur (because, for the love of PETA, please go faux) or snakeskin. But, as with most things in life, the harder the challenge, the bigger the reward. And in the case of animal print, that reward is instant sex appeal.

This fall, take a walk on the wild-side and add a little jungle-fever to your outfits.  There are tons of accessories to choose from if you’re going for subtlety, or entire pieces if you’re looking to make a statement. And for all you shy ladies, you can even channel your inner sex kitten with leopard-print lingerie.

But be forewarned: what you’re picking is extremely important when it comes to animal print.  While there are many prints to choose from, sometimes they just look cheap.  Seriously – zoom in on this sweater dress if you don’t believe me. Just remember to keep both fit and texture in mind when you’re shopping to ensure a look that is tres chic, not uber trashy.

And if you don’t know where to start, I’ve got 15 great options right here.

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Because the best way to align people to your cause is by totally alienating a large portion of the population.
Eff you, PETA.
I’m going to eat a big, juicy burger just to spite you.

Got a question for Tuffarella? Email her at tuffyluv@collegecandy.com to be featured in her weekly column!

Dear Tuffy Luv,

After watching a super scary PETA video, I can’t look in my closet anymore without picturing dead animal carcasses. I need places to buy vegan clothes. And shoes if you can. And fast. I can’t handle getting nauseous when I get dressed anymore.

Colleen

Dear Colleen,

Okay dokey. This is a total can-do. The Tuffster is a little out of date on this whole vegan thing (I likes my shoes cowalicious) but, you know what, I always wanna learn new ways to be green.

So, here you go; a selection of animal-free clothes and shoes and stuff. And not the stuff made of skin-irritating hemp. These things are actually wearable and won’t make you feel like you’re wearing the skin of a cute little panda bear.

Enjoy!

Vegs and non-vegs alike have GOT to love MooShoos. The pun is cute and the shoes are cuter.

Shiner Bronze

For the goth veggies, we’ve got Heavy Red. So cute. For inst:

Heavy Red Parisian Parlor Dress

Listen up, swanky vegans! Stella McCartney is the thing for you. A little pricey, but lovely nonetheless.

Stella McCartney Outfit

Or, the outpost of all vegan clothing/shoes/accessories, Alternative Outfitters Vegan Boutique. They gots it all.

Alternative Outfitters I Love Tofu Women's Baseball Shirt

Hope this is helpful, girl! Happy sustainable shopping!

Hearts & Skulls,

Tuffy Luv

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I may be one of the few who truly loves Private Practice. Come on, people; don’t tell me you don’t dream of a doctor’s office filled with smokin’ docs! I also love Kate Walsh’s Bob. It’s chic and fresh, but still long and girly (unlike our pal Posh). And it looks so easy to deal with (unlike my unruly fro).

And now, not only am I jealous of Kate Walsh’s job and hair, but I’m jealous of her ‘fit. Cause it is just so cute. She looks totally fashion-forward for a day about town, which makes me believe that we can do it too!

But it’s a recession and we can’t afford to buy a $200 skirt! So leave it to me (your trusty budget fashionista) to break it down and find it for us all on the cheap:

Black Mini Skirt

This thing is the poster child for versatile. It’s cute to wear out with a hot pair of heels, or cute to wear cas(ual) with sandals or flats. And it spans all seasons: tights now, bare legs later!

If you want something a little more mini, this option works as well. Though I don’t reccomend dinner with grandma in this skirt.

V-neck

W all know how much I looove this shirt and that’s because it’s versatile: great for sweats yet sexy enough for this outfit. And this color – mmmm – it just adds some punch for spring

Leather Jacket

PETA may not like it, but everyone needs a leather jacket. And if you are all “I don’t eat or wear meat,” get a fake one. Or this totally cute retro number (right). Just get something.

Sunglasses

Now this is what I call Celebrity Chic on the CHEAP. Helloooo, Forever 21.

Black Tights

If you don’t already have them, HUE is definitely the best brand around. They are totally durable, cheap, and they sell em just about everywhere.

Necklace

I love this necklace. It’s equal parts fierce and whimsy, new and vintage, and it totally ups the intrigue on this outfit. If you’re not into this one, feel free to use a piece you’ve already got – any sort of statement pendant will do.

Purse

Cream, cute and also very cheap. Or, for something that won’t show all those stains from setting your bag down in a puddle of beer, try this grey option.

Is this supposed to be sexy? Maybe some sort of horrible PETA experiment? WTF? What did Kermit ever do to you, skinny girl?

He didn’t deserve this, especially whatever torture you put him through to get him on a headband. There are plenty of other (less offensive) ways to add a little green to your wardrobe!

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