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Can You Guess These Celebs’ Fetishes?
“I’m sorry, Robert Pattinson likes to do what?!?” That was basically the first thing that crossed my mind after I read about an interview Kristen Stewart had given before the demise of her and Rob’s relationship.
Candy Dish: Bah Humbug
•The best (and worst) movie Santas
•We love Dita Von Teese
•How to pull off a cape coat
•Former pop punk royalty Ashlee and Pete are divorced
•Imagining Harry and Pippa as lovers
•Are Americans more risky in bed?

Is She Really Going Out With Him?
In light of the recent engagement of mesh-shirt-wearing, Twitter-obsessed Michael Lohan and former Jon Gosselin flame Kate Majors (the chick who quit her job at Star Magazine because she had fallen in love with the deadbeat dad), we are forced to wonder: could Kate Major be in the Guinness Book for World Records for having the worst taste in men on this planet?
Candy Dish: Pete Wentz Gets Beat
• Ew! What happened to Pete Wentz?
• What are the biggest headlines of ’09?
• Is he turned on? Try smelling him.
• So what’s Tyra gonna do now?
• The best moisturizers for your bod.
• Marc Jacobs wears Speedos.
Candy Dish: Heidi Klum Is Not Human
• Seriously, this is what she looks like 6 weeks after giving birth?!
• Is Ashlee Simpson Fall Out Boy’s Yoko Ono?
• Welcome to the fad diets of 2010.
• Taylor Swift is too busy for her fans.
• 11-year-old gives birth…on her wedding day.
• Uh. That’s Lady Gaga? Holy crap.
Candy Dish: Pete Wentz Is Over His Emo Hair
• That guy will do anything for attention.
• Good sex = happy women.
• David Letterman apologizes to the wifey.
• Can you resists the afternoon snack attack?
• Russell Brand is in lurrrve with Katy Perry.
• Miss Oops to the fashion rescue!
Celebretard Showdown: Ashlee Simpson vs. Jamie Lynn Spears
Those of us who have little sisters know how annoying they can be (haha, love you Chloe!). Those of us who are humans who participate in society know how annoying famous little sisters can be. The most annoying of these are probably Ashlee Simpson (okay, the older sister is just as annoying…if not more so) and Jamie Lynn Spears (well…ditto).

Candy Dish: The Coolest Tattoo Ever
• If I ever got a tat, it would be this.
• Pete Wentz uses spit to protect his family.
• Check out the new iPhone.
• Win some free mascara!
• Is Lauren Conrad getting another show?
• The 20 least feminist friendly TV characters.
• OMG. So wrong. So, so wrong.
I Love You, Band (But Stop Being So Annoying)
Dear (See Below) Bands, I love your music. Love, love, love. But can you maybe try to be a little less annoying? It makes it so hard to defend you when I tell my friends about my favorite artists. Actually, it makes it hard to admit to anyone that you happen to be one of them. And I want to make them like you, really, I do.
Candy Dish: Sucks to be Lindsay Lohan
Not a good day to be a Lohan. Or a Simpson, now that we think about it…
Candy Dish: Must… Get… To… MTV Movie Awards
Andy Samberg to host MTV Movie Awards? How do I go!?
You may want to reconsider those Big Macs.
Loh…
Candy Dish: Obama Puts Wall Street In Its Place
Salary caps for everyone!
Want free condoms for a year?
Bruce Springsteen hates Ticketmaster c…
Candy Dish: Want Some Free Dr. Pepper?
Get some free Diet Dr. Pepper!
Need to vent? This site was created for that sole purpose.
My boyfr…
Bristol and Levi Pimp Their New Baby
So, the other infamous teen mother of 2008 – AKA not Jamie Lynn Spears – finally gav…
Candy Dish: Life is Not a Popularity Contest, People
Condoleezza Rice wants us to thank President Bush.
Tracy Morgan and Oprah having a baby?
This is…
The Pissed List: Holiday Edition
[I like to think of myself as a pretty easy going gal, and try not to sweat the small stuff. But some…