pickup lines

  • Craft and Test a New Pickup Line [Ready U Conquer This List]

    Craft and Test a New Pickup Line [Ready U Conquer This List]

    It’s not that I have super low self-esteem or don’t think I’m worthy of any kind of attention, but I just have never been the kind of person to go up to a guy and use a pick up line. And maybe that’s because pick-up lines are synonymous with corniness.

  • People Will Say Anything For A Hook-Up

    People Will Say Anything For A Hook-Up

    “So…are we gonna hook-up or what?” Ah, another poor soul lost to the epidemic I refer to as “The Death of Subtlety.” It was a fabulous time (read: three days) we spent together. He was good-looking, kinda funny, not too much of a d-bag...in other words, a total catch. And then, as we lay in each other’s arms on the musty couch, he uttered that fateful question. Sigh.

  • 6 Offensive and/or Funny Apps for Dudes

    6 Offensive and/or Funny Apps for Dudes

    There's an app for that. For what? Well, just about everything these days. From finding the perfect shirt to getting directions to that restaurant you've only ever been to once to planning your wedding. There's an app for it.

  • Candy Dish: Is the ‘Bachelorette’ Better?

    Candy Dish: Is the ‘Bachelorette’ Better?

    •Are male 'Bachelorette' contestants more successful? •Guess the name 'Cougar Town' just isn't good enough •Survival guide for bad pickup lines •The best ruminations •Is it okay to wear just a sports bra? •Snooki's bringing the neck brace backThese foods will increase your sex appeal

  • The Best/Worst Pick-Up Lines Ever

    The Best/Worst Pick-Up Lines Ever

    It's been giveaway-palooza at CollegeCandy these past few weeks, which means we've had to get pretty creative when it comes down to giving all these goodies away. So this time around, when Take me Home Tonight offered us an iPod Nano to give away, we thought it was only appropriate to have you submit your favorite pick-up lines.

  • Overheard: Toilet Ale

    Overheard: Toilet Ale

    (Girl, talking to friends.) Girl: I always imagined that you could just use the Force on your shoes, and fly. But then I guess you'd have to use the Force on all your other clothes, too, or you'd just be getting dragged around the sky by your feet.

  • So, This Is Where Men Learn To Date?

    So, This Is Where Men Learn To Date?

    Everyone in this world needs a little help when it comes to understanding and interacting with the opposite sex (especially if you want your encounter to have a "happy ending"). Thankfully, there's a whole slew of self-help books out there for that very subject. Unfortunately, it's a double-edged sword.

  • The Play of My Life: Bad Pickup Lines From One Annoying Mothaf*cka

    The Play of My Life: Bad Pickup Lines From One Annoying Mothaf*cka

    Living in New York City is great. And I mean that. I’ve been here for the last six or seven years, and before that I...