Body of Lies: Keep The Clothes On, Dudes

Some people were just meant to be naked.  They worked hard on their bodies (or were blessed by some freak chance of natural awesomeness) and I won’t stand in their way of presenting perfection to the world.  Hell, I always say that if I had the goods, I’d be showing ‘em off, too.  However, there’s a reason I’m not showing my “goods” to anyone.  Some people just look better with clothes ON.  Like me.  And these dudes:

Leonardo DiCaprio.

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The man is smoldering on the red carpet…and pretty much everywhere else you find him with clothes on.  However, the beach (and we’re not talking the movie)?  Leo is a bit heavy on the man boobs and whatnot.  He should stick to the jeans + tee shirt rule at the very least. Read More »


G.W.W.E: Daniel “Do Me Dirty” Craig

daniel_craig.jpg(We’re back with another weekly installment of G.W.W.E [Guys We Want to Eff], and this week we are giving in to our love of older men. You know him as Bond, James Bond, but Daniel Craig is more than just a hot crime fighter. He’s also a hot cold-blooded murderer, and a sexy English Jesuit priest who wants to kill the Queen. Yeah, we definitely wanna eff him.]

Personally, I never thought they could ever get a hotter 007 than Pierce Brosnan. But, oh, how wrong I was. With baby blues like that, I will not allow the fact that Daniel Craig is 40 to get in the way of my desire to eff him until kingdom come.

The things I would do the Daniel Craig are X-rated. Not that he’d mind; he seems to like gettin’ a little dirty. Not only is he the most delicious piece of eye candy I’ve ever seen, he’s also super talented, with a ton of great movies under his belt (…even if everything else under there is a little…er….less than expected).

Though he had a pretty long career across the pond, we in the States first saw Craig alongside Angelina Jolie in 2001′s Lara Croft: Tomb Raider (it’s a good thing that bitch didn’t snag this one, too!) I instantly fell in effing love with his sweaty, sticky, and rugged look. It was that role that got the attention of women everywhere, and led to his current stint as the hottest James Bond ever.

Seriously, this man puts the Bond in Bondage.

Since seeing Casino Royale I have been counting down the days until I could see him in that tux again (and picturing me ripping it off him, too…have you seen this man’s body? Sweet Jesus.) And the day has finally come. (Editor’s Note: HELL YESSS!)

Craig’s newest Bond film, Quantum of Solace, comes out tonight and I can’t effing wait. I don’t know anything about the plot or the co-stars, nor do I care that my boyfriend messed up some dude’s house during the filming; all I know is that Daniel Craig leaves my martini shaken, not stirred.


James Bond, We Love You

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Action movies aren’t notoriously known as “movies for women,” they typically have a special place in a man’s heart. Hence the whole movie genre known as Chick Flicks, which are made just for the ladies. But, there is something about James Bond movies that cross the gender line. I love Bond movies, I have seen them all, and my anticipation for each new movie’s opening is ridiculous.

Today, after all my waiting and agony, the newest installment of James Bond hits the theatres and I’m ready to sit on the edge of my seat and bite my nails. It isn’t just the action and adventure that I love in these movies (usually I’m not one for stupid, over-the-top action movies) but it is everything that accompanies a Bond movie: the oh-so-hot 007 himself, the music, Bond’s gadgets, his cool cars, the Bond girls and their fashion, the mystery, and all the adventure. They are amazing.

To celebrate the opening of Quantum of Solace, College Candy wanted to recap on the hot men who made us lust after Bond, James Bond.

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