Oh, the things we find on the internet. Earlier today, while we were exploring the wonderful world of Pinterest, we came across the Blandito. What is a Blandito, you ask? We’re wondering the same thing.

The Italian company that makes Blandito says:

For every time you need a break, a snooze, a little bit of sweet idleness, blandito® fits your body, wraps it, hugs it. With no hard structure inside, it is soft and malleable, its covering is completely removable and machine washable.

So basically, it’s a big, soft, hot dog/burrito/taco shell that you can change the shape of, sleep in, and awkwardly spoon in. It looked strange to me at first, but I have to admit, now I kind of want one. Check out our gallery of Blandito pictures and judge for yourself. Read More »

There is nothing more comforting than a woman’s lap. A woman in a mini skirt, obvi. I know I can’t sleep without a lady crotch in my face. So, for the guys and girls who can’t get a real woman, some nice man created these pillows.

Who the hell thinks of this ish?

Apparently these pillows, made by Durex, are supposed to turn boys into men by helping them last a little longer.

We’re all for that, because our resolution this year is to actually orgasm from sex, but really? Isn’t there a better option? Like, I don’t know, finding a guy who can last longer than 3 minutes without mental images of his mom running through his head?

There’s just got to be a better way. Imagine waking up next to that in the morning. I’d rather give myself the orgasm.