WTF Friday: For Guys Who Can’t Get the Real Thing

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There is nothing more comforting than a woman’s lap. A woman in a mini skirt, obvi. I know I can’t sleep without a lady crotch in my face. So, for the guys and girls who can’t get a real woman, some nice man created these pillows.

Who the hell thinks of this ish?


Stamina Pillows?

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Apparently these pillows, made by Durex, are supposed to turn boys into men by helping them last a little longer.

We’re all for that, because our resolution this year is to actually orgasm from sex, but really? Isn’t there a better option? Like, I don’t know, finding a guy who can last longer than 3 minutes without mental images of his mom running through his head?

There’s just got to be a better way. Imagine waking up next to that in the morning. I’d rather give myself the orgasm.