• How Far Would You Go To Get Rid of a Zit?

    How Far Would You Go To Get Rid of a Zit?

    There’s almost nothing worse than waking up in the morning and discovering a big, fat zit in the middle of your forehead. And it always seems to happen the day of sorority formal/a new ID photo/a presentation/any random Tuesday when you pass your crush on the way to class.

  • CC Beauty Live: No Blemishes Here

    CC Beauty Live: No Blemishes Here

    You wake up, go into your bathroom, and look into the mirror. You then scream “WHAT THE EFF IS ON MY FACE?!” It happens. We all break out. If you say you never do, either you’re lying or you don’t PMS. But I digress. You were supposed to go out today, but how can you possibly do that with honker like that on your face?

  • Sexy Time: Deadline for Love?

    Sexy Time: Deadline for Love?

    There’s no doubt about it – we all want to fall in love eventually. Of course, some of us want it just a little more than others. Take Neenah Pickett, for example. She wants to find her man, badly. She wants to find him so bad, in fact, that she’s given herself a deadline to get her ass in gear. She’s given herself 52 weeks (1 year, for you slow thinkers) to find her husband. And, trust me, this ain’t no half-assed New Year’s resolution biz.

  • Makeup 101: Why Breakouts Happen

    Makeup 101: Why Breakouts Happen

    Sometimes it seems like your skin has a mind of its own, (an evil mind that wants to ruin parties, dances and dates). Remember that episode of Family Guy where Chris’s zit takes over his life and tries to kill him? Yeah I feel like my zits do a similar thing sometimes. And I want it to stop. Now.

  • Beware of Mutant Acne!

    Beware of Mutant Acne!

    Bad news for me, but good news for the giant under-the-surface zit brewing on my chin: acne bacteria may now be outsmarting the medicines we have been using to cure it. Say it with me: O.M.G.

  • Summer Vs. Skin: An Epic Battle

    Summer Vs. Skin: An Epic Battle

    The summer months bring a lot of wonderful events, weather conditions and cute outfits to our li…

  • Get Me Out Of This Co-Ed Bathroom!!

    Get Me Out Of This Co-Ed Bathroom!!

    I’m a progressive girl. I’m all about equality.
    But give me my own bathroom.
    Co-ed bathrooms are…

  • Jessica Simpson Gets $3 Million to Stay Pretty

    Jessica Simpson Gets $3 Million to Stay Pretty

    Jessica Simpson is set to rake in 3 million dollars to renew her deal with the pimple poppers over…

  • Are You a Pretty Kitty?

    Are You a Pretty Kitty?

    A wise Alpha Kitty said, “Let them eat salmon.”
    Damn! If only I would have known sooner, I wouldn’…