So we thought we’d whip up a little list of our own absurdly fascinating people. Enjoy!

Barbara chose:

Will Smith – He’s got that new movie coming out, Seven Pounds, and he…um, yea.

Flava Flav – What’s he been up to lately? Something fascinating, I’m sure.

Barbara chose:

Michael Phelps – Buttaface Michael Phelps. So, he won a bajillion gold medals. Whatever!

CollegeCandy chose:

Plaxico Burress - Homeboy shot himself. That takes the cake in fascination!

Barbara chose:

Miley Cyrus – She’s 16. Her career will be over before she’s even legal…(actually that in itself is pretty fascinating).

CollegeCandy chose:

Random little girl who wants to be Miley – She’s a better dancer than Hannah Montana herself! Work it, girl!

Barbara chose:

Tina Fey – Her impersanation of Barbara’s #3 will go down in history and we totally love her around here, but we still think Babs could have done better.

CollegeCandy chose:

Paris Hilton – It’s fascinating this girl’s even famous and even more fascinating girls are battling it out to be her BFF.

Barbara chose:

Rush Limbaugh – He just talks, and talks… and talks.

CollegeCandy chose:

OJ Simpson – Cuz he finally got sentenced today. A minimum of 15 years? Yikes!

Barbara chose:

Thomas Beatie - The she turned he is pregnant with his second child!

CollegeCandy chose:

Thomas Beatie – That’s legitimately fascinating. And kinda weird, no?

Barbara chose:

Frank Langella – No clue who this guy is, but I guess he’s playing Nixon in some movie.

CollegeCandy chose:

Bronx Mowgli Wentz – His name alone makes him more interesting than what’s his face above.

Barbara chose:

Sarah Palin – She was fascinating alright; her accent was something else.

CollegeCandy chose:

Heidi Montag – Queen of worst life decisions, she actually married that pr*ck. Let us pray…

Barbara chose:

Tom Cruise - He jumps on couches, turned his wife into a robot, and plays a guy who wants to kill Hitler. The most fascinating thing about him is how he managed to producs such an adorable child.

CollegeCandy chose:

Blake Fielder-Civil – Who you ask? Amy Winehouse’s crackhead hubby, who turned this talented star into a total drug addict. Oh, those two!

Barbara chose:

Barack Obama - The United States’ first African-American president! Outstanding!

CollegeCandy chose:

Barack Obama- Again, we had to agree with Babs. President-elect Obama is pretty damn fascinating.

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