Here at College Candy, we have nothing against dating older men. In fact, we’re pretty into it. They have money, jobs, wisdom, that sexy older-man look, money…

Anyway, one of the older celebs whose allure we’ve never been able to figure out is Hugh Hefner. And apparently his new ex-fiance didn’t like him that much either. Crystal Harris, the 25-year-old model who was set to tie the knot with Hefner Saturday, June 18, apparently called off the wedding after a “change of heart,” according to Hefner’s Twitter. Or possibly a change of contact lens prescription, I don’t know.

Either way, we would like to take this opportunity to point out a few older men that girls like Crystal SHOULD be dating instead of Hef. Here’s to you, baby boomers.

Girls Next Door‘s leading ladies, Kendra Wilkinson, Holly Madison, and Bridget Marquardt are slowly trickling off the bunny ranch. To Hef’s dismay, his girls are looking for bigger and better (and dare we say younger?) things in life. So let’s re-cap:

First, Holly, Hef’s main squeeze, discovered about six months ago that her little Puffin had no intention of getting married OR having children. (But let’s be real, Holly. I know you love him and all, but the man is 82. Did you really think he’d want to go down that road at this age…again? Regardless, we love you for trying.) After discovering the chances of becoming the next Mrs. Hef were slim, fat, and none, Madison got pretty depressed and announced her split from Hefner. Since then, it’s been confrimed Holly’s dating mindfreak, Criss Angel. Read More »