[One of the greatest aspects of college life is the morning-after recap with friends. You stumble out of bed, grab your liquid of choice, and gather around the living room to replay (and remind yourself of) the events of last night. You laugh, you cringe and you share the highest of highs...and the rock-bottom lowest of lows. We thought we'd bring the fun of the recap to CollegeCandy, so grab that coffee and take part in the deliciously awkward moments your CC friends have to share.]

One evening after senior year of High School had just finished, my boyfriend and I were lying around watching T.V.  On That 70’s Show, Donna and Eric had just gotten caught having sex in their car.  The policeman took them home and I could feel their embarrassment as they had to explain what happened to their parents.

“That’s it,” I told my boyfriend, “I’m not having sex in the car anymore.  Look what happened to Donna and Eric!”

“It’s just a T.V show, this stuff doesn’t happen in real life,” he reassured me. I believed him.  After all, many absurd things happen on That 70’s Show that would never happen in the real world, right?

So the next night when my boyfriend suggested we go for a drive, I thought why not?  We went down a long dirt road in a nearby town and parked at a lake.  After sitting by the water we went back to the car and started fooling around in the back of his Jeep.  After we had sex and were lying in the back on top of blankets, I noticed another car pull into the lot.  I assumed it was just going to turn around, but then the light started getting closer and closer and I soon realized that it was not the headlights of a car, but rather a flashlight.  And on the other end of this flashlight was a policeman. 

OMG! Was this really happening? Surely this was some kind of a joke.  I was wearing abso. lutely. nothing. He tapped on the side window and my boyfriend rolled it down.

“Uhh hi,” he said.

“Put on your clothes and come out of the vehicle,” Officer D-bag said.

“I’m not going out there!” I yelled at my boyfriend as Officer A-Hole shone his light in and watched as I got dressed.  Creep. “You’re going to have to go out there,” I told him.

My boyfriend got out of the car and I saw him chatting with the officer.  He came back to the Jeep and told me I had to go out and talk to him too.

I reluctantly got out of the car.  Disheveled and scared I approached the policeman.  Surprisingly he as more concerned than angry at first.  “Are you here on your own will?” The officer asked me.  I laughed to myself; the officer thought my boyfriend had abducted me! (Understandable given the fact that I was totally cuter than him.)

“Umm yeah,” I said, “I am.”

“So this was something you did willingly?” he asked me.  I supposed that sending my boyfriend to jail was not a fair payment for encouraging me to continue our car sexcapades, so I told the officer that, unfortunately, I was also as stupid as my boyfriend.

Officer Night-Ruiner then told me he needed our licenses to run a scan and see if there were warrants out for our arrest.  (WTF?)   The scan came up clean – umm, duh , I’ve never even had a speeding ticket! What does this officer think I am?  A hooker? A runaway? A drug dealer? I was just a teenage girl lookin’ for some action.

Apparently he did not see it that way and then said he needed to search our car.  “You are going to need to open the doors,” he told us, “the windows are fogged up.”  I tried to make a joke and befriend the officer.  “I can’t imagine why that is, officer”

He sneered.

After thoroughly searching the car, Officer Stick-Up-His-Ass turned back to us and reminded us that it is illegal to be at this lake after sunset and not to do it again.  I looked at my boyfriend, looked back at the cop and assured him that it was never. going. to happen. again.

We have been sticking to beds ever since.

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