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Mar 2, 2012

Candy Dish: Man Candy

• Do men prefer a hot body or a hot face? Find out here! • Why in the world to men make rash decisions? • Because poop jokes are funny no matter what • Kate Upton stays conservative in Mexico City mall • 8 things guys think you shouldn't do in a casual relationship • Check out the worst dressed men in February

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Nov 1, 2010

We’ve All Been There: Poopin’ in Public

Your boxes are unpacked, your bed is made, and your parents have left the building. You are officially a college student. Woohoo! No more living under their rules. You are a free adult livin’ the dorm life. It takes a few days of getting used to, but you’re finally feeling settled. You’ve even sorta mastered the cafeteria slop. This whole college thing isn’t so hard after all.

Oct 4, 2010

Candy Dish: You’re Fired

• The worst thing you can do to your boss • Need a quick fix? Here's an idea. • He's the ultimate wedding crasher • Win a free mixology kit! • 10 signs you're dating a d-bagOn campus ban has students going crazy

Sep 30, 2010

The Do’s and Don’ts of Breakup Revenge

Austin Purifoy taught us a very valuable lesson this week when he pooped in the backseat of a car he thought belonged to his girlfriend- apparently you can go “too far” when it comes to getting back at your ex. Though Mr. Purifoy won’t be arrested for his stunt, we thought this one went a little beyond what’s considered reasonable revenge.

Jul 13, 2010

Tuffy Luv Camps Her Fist in Your Face

Dear Tuffy Luv, My college program keeps me and my friends in school full time in the summer. I was totally excited to be back at school after our winter internships and see all my friends. Everything was going totally swell. The weather was great and we had one midterm left to go so we started planning a beach trip/camping trip.

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Dec 6, 2009

The Morning After: Marking His Territory

As soon as I got to college, I started dating a guy who was a junior. Martin* wasn't my typical type (basically, he was a lot less attractive, motivated, and thoughtful than what I'm used to) but I decided to give him a shot anyway. I was the typical nervous freshman and I think I subconsciously felt like he had knowledge that could make my transition into college a little easier.

The Morning After: The Pooper

When I was a sophomore I lived in a quad in my sorority house. That meant 4 girls, 45 pairs of jeans and over 100 pairs of shoes stuffed into a very tiny space. With bunk beds. The close quarters were an issue when any sort of studying had to get done or heavy drinking was going down ("Dude, there is not enough room in here for you to do the worm..."), but we made it work most of the time.

Nov 22, 2009

The Morning After: The Oriental Rug Incident

It was a couple days after Christmas and my sister and I were at my parents’ cherished retirement pad in Florida. I was hungover and menstruating, so basically my mouth and vagina tasted like cat piss and pennies. We decided mimosas were in order... until I had a sip, remembered single handedly slamming a bottle of bubbly the night before and replaced the champagne with vodka.

Sep 27, 2009

WTF Friday: Don’t Poop In The Street, Please

I'd like to meet the people in this neighborhood who require this friendly reminder.

Sep 4, 2009

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Aug 30, 2009

Overheard: Parks and Recreation

(Older student, talking to high schooler on campus tour.) Student: There's actually a statistic, I think, something like 30 percent of the liquid of water parks is urine. High schooler: Yeah, that sounds pretty reasonable. That's about right. Student: What the f***? No it's not! That would be disgusting!

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Aug 9, 2009

Overheard: Making Rainbows

(Old people sitting down in a restaurant.) Old Lady: Oh, in my industry, we only have one joke. Customers ask, 'Which vacuum is the best?' And I say, 'Oh, they all suck.' Ha! Ha ha ha!

Jul 30, 2009

6 Top Secret Facts About Women

As a group, women do a really good job of hiding our less attractive qualities. We cover up our imperfections with makeup, we squeeze our "winter weight" into some Spanx, and we make our friends take our phones away so the guy we're crushing on doesn't know how crazy we really are.

Jun 2, 2009

We’ve All Been There: The Public Poop

Your boxes are unpacked, your bed is made, and your parents have left the building. You are officially a college student. It takes a few days of getting used to, but you’re finally feeling settled. You’ve even sorta mastered the cafeteria slop. This whole college thing isn’t so hard after all. That is, until you need to do a little #2 in the public bathroom down the hall.

Dec 27, 2008

The Love List: Poo, Catch Phrase and Your Core.

[Welcome to my Weekly Love List. A list on all things I love, because if I love them – well...

Oct 1, 2008

He Said/She Said: What is With The Farting?!

I went out with a guy once. On our first date we went to dinner, and things were going so...

Jul 11, 2008

TGIF: Barbie Picks Up Dog Sh*t

When I was little, I wasn’t really a Barbie girl. Even as a young child, I was vaguely aware of...

Mar 20, 2008

Time to Reconsider That Splash of Lemon

This past weekend was crazy. Well, for after-college-Lauren, that is. I went out both Friday and Saturday night and got...

Nov 14, 2007

Nip/Tuck Loves Oral

Before I delve into how much oral activity went on last night (on the show of course), the beginning of...

Oct 1, 2007

College Kids Have Sex–Just Not That Much

• Think you’re going through a dry spell? “The average [amount of sex oppourtunities] in the engineering school is probably...

Apr 5, 2007

The Perfect Solution for the Morning After Poos.

Finding a man at the bar is one of my favorite pastimes. I know what people think when they look...