I do lots of things with my mom. We shop together (she’s never been one to shy away from telling me what makes me look fat), we go to movies (and usually leave pissed because one won’t stop talking through the entire thing which angers the other), we even recommend books to each other. But one thing we’ll never do together? Make porn.
Suze and Holly Randall have been taking dirty pictures, and making dirty movies, together for years, and see no reason to be ashamed or weirded out by what they do.
“When I first started doing it, I’d be sitting there watching people having sex, and I’d think, ‘Yeah, that looks good.’ Then I’d look over, see my mother, and think, ‘This is really weird if you think about it,’ “ Holly told a reporter from the Village Voice last April, “But then again, normalcy is relative, and for us it works.” Read More »
Okay, not really. And even if she wanted to be, her crazy hubby would never allow that!
Page Six reports that Katee, an 18-year-old student and self-proclaimed virgin at the Fashion Institute of Design in Orange County, California, wrote a letter to Shy Love, the owner of Adult Talent Managers, asking for her first sexual experience to be filmed, using the last name “Holmes” – in honor of the ex-Dawson’s star herself.
Katee explained her brilliant idea by saying, “I know it’s pretty extreme to lose my virginity on camera, but I like the fulfillment and excitement I get from watching porn, so I figured [a movie] was the best place for me to lose it….How many people wished they could relive their first experience, if not to remember it but to learn from it, right?” Read More »
Jared Fogle, the man responsible for selling millions upon millions of delicious Subway sandwiches, is known for becoming spokesperson for the company while still attending college in the late ’90′s.
What we didn’t know, was that Jared Fogle was not only infamous at his college for eating nothing but Subway and losing over 200 pounds, but also for being the go-to-guy for whenever college students wanted some good ol’ porn.
Best Week Ever has uncovered Jared’s dirty little secrets. While attending Indiana University, he ran a pretty successful pornography business straight from his own bedroom, and apparently had a “wide” variety of porn videos, which he only charged a dollar to rent. Get it? Wide! Read More »
The bro and I are both busy students. We don’t talk often, and when we do, it’s usually something like:
“Mom told me to call you.”
“Cool.”
“What are you doing?”
“Cooking chicken on my Foreman Grill.”
“Cool.”
Admittedly, not very interesting. But every once in a while, we get into discussions over the trusty AIM, when both of us are either too exhausted to work or too stressed out to type another academic sentence, that go above and beyond my brother’s grilling expertise. He’s a good liaison into the male mind and often has straightforward things to say…that is, when he’s not playing computer games…or eating…or watching the Cartoon Network.
Considering I’m a girl, I would say that I tend to watch porn a little more than usual. Sometimes so much so that my girlfriends think I’m strange—not that they don’t already think I’m strange for a million other reasons. I’ve even gone so far as downloading porno-flicks from my boyfriend’s share-files when I’ve become bored with the material I already have.
Now don’t get me wrong, I don’t sit in my room and watch Jenna take it from behind 24 hours a day, while burning out one double-A battery after another. I simply enjoy some erotic entertainment and a sexual “boost”—shall we say—every now and then, when pleasuring myself.
It’s totally natural.
While pornography is clearly an industry targeted at pleasing men—more so than women—it does have its moments when both men and women use it as a means of stirring sexual arousal; and more often than you would think.
In a recent study it was discovered that men tend to look at a woman’s face, more than anything else, when viewing a pornographic image. Whereas women reportedly focus more on genitalia and spend more time viewing images of other couples having sex, than men.
I have no problem shaving my armpits. Or my legs (despite the fact that my tiny shower forces me to contort my body into acrobat like stances to reach my limbs). But the one thing I keep going back and forth on is The Bush.
(Nope. Not our president. Or his dad.)
I never used to shave down there. It never occurred to me to do so. It was natural, right? My innocence in the matter was shattered one night freshman year, when a few male friends began weighing the pros and cons of “bare vs. bush”.
At first, I was appalled. There were men who really thought natural was gross?
“Um, have you ever watched porn?” one dude asked me, “you ever see any bush in porn?”
“I’m sorry” I replied, “I wasn’t aware porn dictated how girls are supposed to look. Guess that means I need to get giant boobs. And a rose tattoo on my ankle!”
That particular discussion fizzled (mostly due to my indignation and a few pillows I may or may not have thrown in the direction of certain dudes) but I’ve been thinking about it ever since. And while I think completely bare is weird, I’ve tried lots of different variations over the years. Read More »
Oh yes, the wait is finally over. The now infamously over-hyped “Kim Kardashian Superstar” sex tape hits the stands today at a porno shop near you. Can somebody remind me again, why I should care about this talentless nobody getting shagged and dragged every which way AND loose?
Maybe I am out of line. And to Kim’s defense, I have yet to see this vacant Vivid Video release- Who knows, maybe she polishes a knob like nobody’s business and we all could learn a trick or two from the superstar socialite. Pfft… Doubtful. I think the only trick here is Kim herself.
There is however an upside for Ms. Kardashian. According to NinjaDude.com, portions of the video have been edited out- “most notably the watersports portion.” Don’t worry shower fans, you still got R Kelly.
I do lots of things with my mom. We shop together (she’s never been one to shy away from telling me what makes me look fat), we go to movies (and usually leave pissed because one won’t stop talking through the entire thing which angers the other), we even recommend books to each other. But one thing we’ll never do together? Make porn.
Okay, not really. And even if she wanted to be, her crazy hubby would never allow that!
Jared Fogle
The bro and I are both busy students. We don’t talk often, and when we do, it’s usually something like:
Considering I’m a girl, I would say that I tend to watch porn a little more than usual. Sometimes so much so that my girlfriends think I’m strange—not that they don’t already think I’m strange for a million other reasons. I’ve even gone so far as downloading porno-flicks from my boyfriend’s share-files when I’ve become bored with the material I already have.
I have no problem shaving my armpits. Or my legs (despite the fact that my tiny shower forces me to contort my body into acrobat like stances to reach my limbs). But the one thing I keep going back and forth on is The Bush.
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