If there’s one thing I know for sure it’s that when it rains it pours. And that couldn’t be more true than with Hollywood gossip. Yes, the drama drought is over and now we’re swimming in scandal. Is it all true? Who knows? But if the media’s printing it, we’ll trust it. I mean, they don’t lie, right?

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1. Did Ashton Kutcher cheat on Demi Moore? We’re not sure, but that’s what the tabloids are saying. While there have been rumors about this before, now there’s texts involved. According to reports, Ashton was involved with a 21-year-old woman named Brittney Jones (why are they always named Brittney?) and even had sex in his house when Demi wasn’t there. His lawyer already spoke out saying that it’s a lie. However, Brittney claims to have texts messages that she saved despite Ashton asking her to delete them. I’m a little skeptical – home girl’s friends say she’s been creepin’ on Ashton for a while – so we’ll see how this one pans out.

2. In another cheating scandal, Posh and Becks are having tabloid trouble over a hooker. The rumor mill is saying that David Beckham hired former prostitute Irma Nici at $10,000 a night. (Editor’s Note: Damn! Time for a career change.) She says they had unprotected sex and a threesome in 2007. Posh and Becks are saying it’s completely false and are planning on taking InTouch Weekly to court. God, please don’t let this be true. I’d like to retain some sort of faith in relationships.

3. Some happy couple news: Joel Madden and Nicole Richie are tying the knot! But not quite yet. Nicole had her bachelorette party last weekend, but the two aren’t getting hitched until December because of their busy schedules! Nicole turned 29 this week and wanted to have her bachelorette party close to her birthday. That sounds like a good plan to me! No other details about wedding plans have been released yet.

4. Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy may be getting back together! They split in April due to Jim’s depression, but apparently they’ve been meeting secretly for the past month. Sources say that Jenny realizes how much she misses Jim. Jenny’s daughter, Jane, has been asking Jenny to take him back. Hopefully they do reconcile, they were presh!

5. More trouble for Lindsay Lohan. After failing  two of her drug tests, LiLo was served with an arrest warrant today. Although Lindsay admitted that she made a mistake and needs help, she’s is still in legal trouble for violating her probation. And now she’s facing up to 30 days in the slammer. Hopefully she’ll spend a full sentence instead of 12 days like last time.

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1. Portia de Rossi is now officially Portia Lee James DeGeneres! Ellen and Portia got married in 2008 and she’s finally decided to take on her wife’s last name. Congrats!

2. Kristen Bell and Matthew Morrison dated in college! You heard me. Kristen and “Matty,” as she called him, briefly dated back in the day. Not sure what she was thinking letting him go. Despite his bad rapping on Glee, he’s most definitely a keeper.

3. Michael Buble disguised himself as Justin Bieber! Why? Oh just for his new music video, Hollywood. Ha!

4. Justin Timberlake may be getting an Oscar nomination! His role in The Social Network has already be getting Oscar buzz. Do I smell an EGOT in his future?

5. Check out Chuck hottie Ryan McPartlin in Da Man magazine!

Of course, no celebs are immune to the occasional “what the hell were they thinking?” moment, but for the most part, these celebs look foxy and fabulous and inspire us all to do the same.]

She is known for her teeny frame, perfect pout, oversized sunglasses and some of the hottest arm-candy on the planet: David Beckham. Victoria Beckham, AKA Posh Spice, is definitely a style icon of our era. Her style causes a stir everywhere she goes and women around the world try to mimic her look, from her towering heels to her ultra-short hems. Even her ever-changing hairstyle makes front page news, leading women to rush to their hairstylists to get the latest “Posh.”

Her style varies often and Posh does everything from putting her own touch on classic styles to wearing innovative pieces that other people wouldn’t dare to try off the runway. She breaks fashion rules (like matchy-matchy accessories), sets new trends, and even has her own denim line (DVB: Denim by Victoria Beckham). Whether strutting her stuff in mini skirts and Christian Louboutins or jeans, military jackets, and boots, Victoria looks nothing short of fierce and she’s certainly an inspiration to all fashionistas out there.

Clooney is like a fine wine

Politicians judged by their baby-holding abilities

J.Lo gets taken over by Scientologists?

WTF?!

Disturbing, disturbing babies in food costumes

I mean, who doesn’t want a white trash birthday?

Halle Berry preggers?

Break these fashion rules

Posh uses poop to maintain clear complextion

More reasons for guys to watch football

Go Go Power Rangers…not so much

That’s what SHE said!

Palin is NOT invited to Madonna’s party

Someone actually married Howard Stern

What if Beyonce was a boy?

God, those Scientologists are after everyone!

I think it’s pretty safe to say that nothing looks hotter on a woman than a sexy pair of boots. It’s also safe to say that nothing makes your feet burn/ache/make you want to cry more than a sexy pair of boots. Which is why we have flats, thankyouverymuch.

So, can we talk for a moment about Victoria Beckham’s most recent sexy boot purchase? As if they couldn’t get even more uncomfortable, Posh went and had a pair of boots especially designed for her…without a heel.

How does she walk? Why would anyone want a pair of shoes with no heel? Does the lack of heel make her look hotter? And beyond the whole heel sitch, don’t these things look more like latex pants than a pair of boots?

Silly me; I thought the only woman who could walk around on her tip toes all day was Barbie and her permanently molded-for-high-heels feet. I should have known that if anyone would be a real-life Barbie, it would be Posh Spice.

So, what do you think? Love em? Hate em? Just don’t quite understand em?

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Let’s just hope none of these couples break up before the end of the day.

Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens

Say it with me, “Awwwww.” She’s pretty; he may be prettier. Will they last? Does it matter? Zanessa or Zacquesha and their seemingly sweet relationship are hot enough for the photogs to care what they’re doing now — even if you find Zac and his hetero meter a little…uh…questionable.

Nicole Richie and Joel Madden

The ever stylish one and the rocker – I completely wrote these two off from the moment they announced their relationship, but I eat my words. Especially after seeing the cuteness of their baby, Harlow. Their hotness naturally stems from the fact that they are a rockstar Hollywood couple, but also because their relationship allowed Richie to get herself healthy again (remember those emaciated pictures of her not so long ago?) and I love, love, love them together for that. I hope that they last a long, long time.

Posh and Becks

The fashion-y Spice Girl and the beautiful Footballer. A decade and three kids later, they are still going strong despite rumors of his infidelity and plenty of media scrutiny. I’d like to strap Posh down and feed her, but even her emaciated frame can’t keep me from being totally in love with this couple. Especially after their 2007 W Magazine photo shoot. Hot damn.

Sting and Trudie Styler

I know, I know – he’s pretty old. But these two have lasted a long time and God, don’t you want to do all sorts of yoga with Sting? You know it’s true no matter what he says; he just doesn’t want to drive me insane from such a distance. I can’t believe how hot he is at 57. It doesn’t matter who he has on his arm; he is just that hot.

(Note: Sorry – this turned into ‘Melissa is revealing all sorts of crazy to us in thinking that old man Sting is hot’, but whatever; I still think their longevity is pretty hot too.)

Brad and Angelina

I can’t make this list without including Brangelina because there’s some unwritten gossip law that says that we must worship them and their do-gooding philanthropist child rearing ways. Personally, I don’t like ‘em and won’t use their vomitable moniker but they DO make gorgeous babies.

Do you think I missed anyone? More importantly, do you think that I’m totally crazy for all of my Sting love?

I would have these glorious Herve Leger frocks as total staples if I could afford to buy thousand dollar dresses by the handful. But until I master that plan I will have to stick to my Herve Leger perfume and, like you, buy the cheaper versions of these so-hot-right-now dresses.

Every celebrity and “celebrity” under the sun has been seen in this Herve Leger Style – from Christina to Becks to Jenny McCarthy, and from the A list aaaaall the way down.

I’m sure we will be seeing many more a-knock-off on these dresses, but in the meantime I bring you:

Celebrity Chic on the Cheap: Herve Leger On a College Girl’s Budget.

If you’re looking for a super cheap and super simple version (Like LiLo’s) try this black satiny one from Forever 21. It’s short, its hot, it’s shiny it says “I will look damn good doing the walk of shame in this tommorrow morning.”

This Bebe version is a bit pricer, but looks pretty similar to Posh’s style. The black and yellow version would make a pretty hot “bumblebee” costume for halloween – you know, in case you want to spend $98.00 on a Halloween costume.

While this one is still pricy at $135, it’s on SALE so one could reason that its sort of a steal?! The color blockage of this dress makes it super flattering, which, as you know, is always an excuse to spend more than planned on clothes.

This dress- in the style of Kate Bosworth is a great simple staple. You can dress it up for a night out, or down with tights, chunky boots and a long cardigen. Oh and of course you can always add a scarf…

Out of every season of Project Runway, this is the first time I absolutely LOVED all three collections. Rami’s woven pieces and Jillian’s knit wear made me wish I knew how to use a sewing machine. And know how to draw. And be a fashion designer. Or maybe just have it all in my closet. (Hey a girl can dream right?)

But 21-year-old Christian Siriano’s final collection proved he has what it takes to play in the majors. His collection of skinny trousers, ruffles, high collars and big belts (and a delectable two-tone feathered gown) were so extravagantly detailed and were screaming high fashion. Not to mention, he got Victoria Beckham to (gasp!) SMILE. (Which even she admitted was a tough feat to accomplish, as she told him she would love to wear his stuff)

And while I probably won’t fit into anything His Fierceness makes, I am still really excited to see what he has up his sleeve. But Christian has other plans first. “I’m, like, really excited but, let me tell you, I am taking, like, a vay-cay. I need a breaky-break,” (and I’m, like, really going to miss hearing this kid speak).

His grand prize? (you know, in case you don’t remember them saying it every single week) A six-page Elle spread, the opportunity to sell his line on bluefly.com, a 2008 Saturn Astra and $100,000 to start his own line.

“This won’t be the last of Christian Siriano. I mean, people need to see more of the fierceness.”

While waiting to see more of the fierceness, I’m soo ready for a season five (lest I be stuck watching another episode of Moment of Truth) but for now, in the words of one Ms. Heidi Klum: Auf Wiedersehen

7-11’s are now Kwik-e-Marts, Jet Blue is their official airline, even Ben & Jerry’s is making an exclusive Simpson’s ice cream flavor for the premiere. Which, by the way, is being held in Springfield, NJ the town America chose as their own Springfield.

You too can be Simpsonized, eat Krusty-O’s cereal or a pink sprinklelicious donut, drink a Squishee or down a Buzz Cola all while reading your Radioactive Man Comic Book.

Or, if you’re a fan of fashion and find yourself glazing the pages of the August Harper’s Bazaar, you’ll see it features Marge alongside Simponized Linda Evangelista modeling the latest fashions (honestly, some dresses are from the Fall 07 collections). The designs of Chanel, Viktor & Rolf, Lanvin, Louis Vuitton, Versace, Gaultier are all featured as the family tours Paris.

WOO HOO! Could life get any better??

It could…and it does.

Tomorrow, America’s favorite cartoon family hits the big screen. After only 18 years of being confined to cable, The Simpson’s Movie is coming to theaters. This is one family I’m sure America will embrace with open arms.

Move over Posh & Becks, Homer and Marge are bringing the fam to town.

• The Pob has officially arrived in America.

• Lindsay Lohan’s career is officially over.

• The 100 Best Cover Songs of All Time.

• Lauren Conrad bares all… most.

• Ever wonder How to Buy and Sell Fake Handbags?

Some may not be as excited as others, but I watched NBC’s one-hour special on Posh’s arrival, and let me tell you–you judged the woman a bit too soon.

Right off the bat, it’s so obvious that Victoria knows exactly what she’s doing. Surrounded by her hairdresser and other staff (but, unfortunately not David) Posh immediately hires a new assistant who “cannot be too pretty or too thin.” Okay, I know what you’re thinking. Probably that this woman could not be more vain, right?

Please.

Take a minute to recognize her sarcasm, and after you do, realize that she’s kind of right. If her assistant causes any kind of media stir it would only end up making Posh’s life more chaotic. Defeats the purpose, right?

And the hilarity! Victoria is one funny bitch. After talking her way out of cheating on her driver’s test, she gets invited to a socialite’s lunch where she proceeds to visit with rich old ladies who do dolphin calls.

Then she gets wasted.

She visits Perez Hilton because she wanted to see why he does what he does and later visits a sex shop to buy a blow up doll to fool the paparazzi. She even threw the first pitch at an LA Dodgers game…in platform sneakers. Even the boring parts where she goes shopping were entertaining purely because this woman is so refreshingly unapologetic about her life that it makes me sick.

And besides her infectious personality, Victoria is a mother and wife before anything else. You couldn’t go five minutes without hearing about how she missed her family back in Europe—and I loved it. By the time they were reunited you were invested in her life…at least me and my friends were.

NBC may not air an entire series of the Beckham’s big move to the States, but here’s hoping there’s another special sometime soon.

You know, with the entire family.